Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
Just a handful of basic ingredients loaded into a $500 machine and voila! You're a fat fuck.

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It's a little longer than 5 minutes prep time. You need to get the cream to the right temp and them temper the egg mixture before combining it with the cream. Then you need to cook it for 5 - 8 minutes and you cannot let it boil or it could curdle. You should also strain it, just in case you got some eggy bits in it.

I'm willing to bet, though, that John didn't actually cook the mixture first and just mixed it up and put it directly into the machine. So, raw eggs in ice cream.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Will you be telling us the full story about your defunct game studio then, John?
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John has never had a story written about him that did anything other than suck the stump of his severed penis, other than that one article that outed him as a troon.
 
Spastic Colon said:
It's a little longer than 5 minutes prep time. You need to get the cream to the right temp and them temper the egg mixture before combining it with the cream. Then you need to cook it for 5 - 8 minutes and you cannot let it boil or it could curdle. You should also strain it, just in case you got some eggy bits in it.

I'm willing to bet, though, that John didn't actually cook the mixture first and just mixed it up and put it directly into the machine. So, raw eggs in ice cream.
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It would be gritty too if he didn't cook it cause of the un melted sugar. Basically, not an ice cream at all. There are even eggless recipes! Such a waste of a fancy machine.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Let's not forget la politicienne transgenre Brianna Wu. The French, for once deserve some credit.
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From Vice.com on May 27, 2020:
"D'autres sous-catégories honorent les lolcows déjà reconnues : Christian Chandler, donc, mais aussi la politicienne transgenre Brianna Wu."
The other sub-forums honor the lolcows who are already well-known: Christian Chander, but also the transgender politician Brianna Wu.

It's ironic because Anglophone news outlets like NPR will interview John on issues like feminism, elections or covid and never even mention why they're attributing a man's voice to woman named "Brianna."
Totally not a tranny, You Guys.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Let's not forget la politicienne transgenre Brianna Wu. The French, for once deserve some credit.
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The hilarity of this is that it didn't even occur to them that John is anything other than a butt ugly troon. If they were told he's in the closet about it and people pretend he is a woman, they were probably flabbergasted.

Spastic Colon said:
I'm willing to bet, though, that John didn't actually cook the mixture first and just mixed it up and put it directly into the machine. So, raw eggs in ice cream.
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If you're going to go with uncooked batter with eggs in it you should pasteurize the eggs first. A sous vide works perfectly for this but it can easily be done on the stovetop too if you babysit it. Personally I think ice cream batter with egg (yolks) is best cooked a bit. I doubt John did any of this and is begging for a visit from Sam and Ella.
 
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What a surprise! John loves a feminist box office bomb of thermonuclear, juvenile wish-fulfillment in which a lowly nobody turns out to be the empress of the universe. Target audience: mentally handicapped 13-year-old girls and a 42-year-old tranny imbecile.
 
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Yep, I was right. He just mixed all the ingredients and put it in the machine.

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He said he was following a recipe, but I checked the recipes given by the manufacture on the website and I don't think he read it clearly. He missed the part where it said to follow the Custard Ice Cream Base recipe (which involves cooking).

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I also notice he didn't follow up with a post of the completed ice cream and how delicious it was. Maybe he stuck it in the freezer for Frank to find later. Widow Wu does have a nice ring to it.
 
Spastic Colon said:
Yep, I was right. He just mixed all the ingredients and put it in the machine.

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He said he was following a recipe, but I checked the recipes given by the manufacture on the website and I don't think he read it clearly. He missed the part where it said to follow the Custard Ice Cream Base recipe (which involves cooking).

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I also notice he didn't follow up with a post of the completed ice cream and how delicious it was. Maybe he stuck it in the freezer for Frank to find later. Widow Wu does have a nice ring to it.
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Black Widow Wu is probably going to be more accurate when Frank at last shuffles off this mortal coil, a spoonful of poisoned ice cream clutched in his little, Celestial paw and a final soy-boy rictus of surprise and pain frozen on his tiny, yellow face.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Black Widow Wu is probably going to be more accurate when Frank at last shuffles off this mortal coil, a spoonful of poisoned ice cream clutched in his little, Celestial paw and a final soy-boy rictus of surprise and pain frozen on his tiny, yellow face.
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And the icing on the cake is if John took Frank to the hospital to get his stomach pumped he would have survived. But John was too busy live tweeting about Frank throwing up his innards and blaming goobergrape.
 
Spastic Colon said:
Yep, I was right. He just mixed all the ingredients and put it in the machine.

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He said he was following a recipe, but I checked the recipes given by the manufacture on the website and I don't think he read it clearly. He missed the part where it said to follow the Custard Ice Cream Base recipe (which involves cooking).

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I also notice he didn't follow up with a post of the completed ice cream and how delicious it was. Maybe he stuck it in the freezer for Frank to find later. Widow Wu does have a nice ring to it.
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STOP MANSPLAINING ICE CREAM TO THE GODZILLA OF CHURNING!
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Why doesn't John mention that he and Taylor are pals, have appeared on podcasts together, and that Taylor is one of the Times reporters who props up the lies about John's impressive career as a woman in tech?
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I admit it. When Gamergate happened I didn't pay much attention because I am old, grew up playing King's Quest and Shadowgate - and then moved on to adult thing. So when someone who claimed to be a woman said "the tech industry is sexist" and "online fan groups are mean to woman" - that all seemed reasonable to me.

But Jesus Christo. How hard is to add, "Taylor is a friend of mine and I don't think she's being unfair here because..." That's it. That's all you have to write to inform the reader you may be blind here because you're dealing with a friend.

Social media was a mistake.
 
I am the Muffin Maker said:
I admit it. When Gamergate happened I didn't pay much attention because I am old, grew up playing King's Quest and Shadowgate - and then moved on to adult thing. So when someone who claimed to be a woman said "the tech industry is sexist" and "online fan groups are mean to woman" - that all seemed reasonable to me.

But Jesus Christo. How hard is to add, "Taylor is a friend of mine and I don't think she's being unfair here because..." That's it. That's all you have to write to inform the reader you may be blind here because you're dealing with a friend.

Social media was a mistake.
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The fact that it apparently was that hard for these people to declare simple conflicts of interest is a big reason why Gamergate morphed beyond a simple bit of breakup drama into the gigantic autistic slapfight it became. As for John, I think he's just too stupid to even understand why you would.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Is it helpful for TRUE and HONEST STRAIGHT WHITE NATAL WOMAN John Flynt to weigh in on tranny issues?

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Another example of John's recent habit of skating out onto the thin ice of Lake Tranny.

Is he on the verge of finally admitting the obvious truth and claiming a higher spot on the oppression totem pole? "As a trans software engineer, cyber security expert, politician, and game dev who grew up in Mississippi and was disowned by my Nazi family" will make a nice intro for John's future ravings.
 
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