Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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The real fake workout is anytime you claim to get off the couch to do anything other than go to sleep.

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break these cuffs said:
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I mean John's not wrong about that being around his 80% heart rate (funny how he's not pretending to be a 30-something now though, isn't it?) But spin classes are supposed to be high intensity. For him to be all "OMG spin class so hard guise!!" you'd expect to see more than 30 minutes of moderate exercise.
 
polonium said:
I mean John's not wrong about that being around his 80% heart rate (funny how he's not pretending to be a 30-something now though, isn't it?) But spin classes are supposed to be high intensity.
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John can't help himself in terms of hyperbole. The ideal 80% heart-rate given by active.com for a 42 year old is 142bpm. Their range is 97-151. John can't even fudge things so that he qualifies as an outlier. I give it 50/50 odds on him deleting the tweet and replacing it with a new one referencing the actual healthy stats.

The real question is who fucking gives a shit that his average bpm is 156? The answer is nobody. The funny part is that John being John, he's compelled to lie about it.
 
John's exercise brags say so much about him.

However many thousands he spends on exercise equipment, whatever he screenshots he posts, however much he boasts... Based on his diet and lifestyle he's still a deeply unhealthy individual.

He eats like shit, lives like a slob, and appears deeply out of shape in every image he posts.

I'll also add that Massachusetts is pretty much the world capital of road races, and if our elite 10K runner John had ever entered one, his results would be visible. (I would know, because I've worked with the web sites that publish all the results). John has never so much as entered a local 5K.
 
The Gagh Whisperer said:
I'll also add that Massachusetts is pretty much the world capital of road races, and if our elite 10K runner John had ever entered one, his results would be visible. (I would know, because I've worked with the web sites that publish all the results). John has never so much as entered a local 5K.
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Are you saying this doesn't count as a road race? (:_(

 
Heya, maybe this has been said before but I didn't notice if so. A lot of the links in the OP are broken because lolcow wiki is dead or something. Is it possible for that to be fixed? Lotta people could learn a lot about this shambling disaster of a person. I mean, they still can it's just rather inconvenient and likely off-putting to people who are new to this cow, like myself. By fixed I of course mean hosting whatever evidence and such remains locally if possible.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Oh, Matt. You're my best friend on Twatter. :feels:

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Uh, really?

With this dudes first post I was sympathetic, but putting up a Twitter pic as you wait to euthanize your dog? With yourself included in it?

He's doing this for Twitter Pity Points.

And John's jealous.

Seriously, we've all dealt with the loss of beloved pets; who advertises their grief this way? Am I the only one who finds this tacky and nauseating?
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Uh, really?

With this dudes first post I was sympathetic, but putting up a Twitter pic as you wait to euthanize your dog? With yourself included in it?

He's doing this for Twitter Pity Points.

And John's jealous.

Seriously, we've all dealt with the loss of beloved pets; who advertises their grief this way? Am I the only one who finds this tacky and nauseating?
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Attention whores, and no.
 
omg alcohol is an emotional anesthetic no one has ever put it that way before
 
Next Task said:
Yes, it's way past the statute of limitations on this, but I have a special hatred in my heart for anyone who decides to just spoil Scream out of nowhere.

So fuck you, John, for discussing the ending and posting a gif from the end of a nearly 25-year-old movie. It's the least important fuck you you'll get all week, but I just wanted to make sure you knew how terrible you (and Chu) are.
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If you are spending Easter Reading Brianna Wu's tweets you deserve all of the pain it brings you.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Sober except for the times when you down a third of a bottle of Ambien and go on a shitposting spree.

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Novacane!

Does John have a new cane?

Also, Novocaine is a local anaesthetic; it ain't gonna numb your whole body. The idea that it amplifies damage elsewhere is simply gibberish. Scientist John is on fire today.
 
Okay I get it, whenever John talks about working on his campaign he means finishing single-player campaign mode.

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hahaha funny joke did you know I taught myself all the programming languages hahaha

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Novacane!

Does John have a new cane?

Also, Novocaine is a local anaesthetic; it ain't gonna numb your whole body. The idea that it amplifies damage elsewhere is simply gibberish. Scientist John is on fire today.
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John is at his dumbest when he thinks he's being profound.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
What a bunch of charlatans, thank god we have internationally respected epidemiologist, software engineer, and lingerie model Prof. Dr. John W. Flynt to set the record straight.

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"The 19 in COVID-19 stands for "2019," the year it was discovered, you moronic fraud."

The great thing about this is that talking about COVID-19 as if there were 18 previous COVIDs is exactly the kind of blunder John would make. And if someone called him a "moronic fraud," he would reeee till Doomsday about mansplaining, hate speech, and his husband's degree in bacteriology.

Hypocrisy, thy name is John Walker Flynt.
 
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