Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I would like to know what he honestly believes he knows. Pump him full of trance inducing drugs and hook his brain up to a robot debugger from westworld, then ask him how deep his cyber security knowledge is and how it stacks up against others. It doesn't have to be cyber security, it could be one of many things. We know he's 100% full of shit at all times but does he believe he's 85% full of shit and gets away with it or just 10% full of shit("I sometimes exaggerate a little")? That would be interesting to know.
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I'm fairly certain that John is one of those people who is an utter reetard who truly believes that he is an unrecognized and unappreciated genius. This is just one of many characteristics he shares with a sullen, none-too-bright, 15 -year-old boy; for example: I'm adopted, video game addiction, too good to get a job, lazy to the bone, fantasy cosplay syndrome (I look just like Jane Fonda in Barbarella!), academically challenged, and on and on.

The only thing distinguishing John from this nasty subset of teenagers is his surprising failure to become an Ayn Rand fanboy.
 
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There there John, who roasted the shit out of you this time?

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The Gagh Whisperer said:
Actually, that makes me wonder: If you could know any true fact about John, purely out of personal curiosity, what would it be?
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It's less a single fact, more a general picture, but I'm very curious about his pre-college years. We have a fairly clear picture of post-transition John because he never shuts up on Twitter, and there have been some anecdotes posted about college John, but the truth about ol' Johnny Boy's childhood is a mystery.

Did he show any interest in tech like he claims, a single kernel of truth that he spun these wild "I programmed on a PS1 dev kit" stories from, or is it a total fabrication? Did he have friends, any friends, who could tell what he was like back then? I know he's brought up being shuttle commander at Space Camp numerous times, but did he even go once? And was it patently obvious to anyone who knew him then how much of a colossal faggot he'd end up being?

I'd just like to know what caused someone to end up the insane troon we know today.
 
King Dead said:
It's less a single fact, more a general picture, but I'm very curious about his pre-college years. We have a fairly clear picture of post-transition John because he never shuts up on Twitter, and there have been some anecdotes posted about college John, but the truth about ol' Johnny Boy's childhood is a mystery.

Did he show any interest in tech like he claims, a single kernel of truth that he spun these wild "I programmed on a PS1 dev kit" stories from, or is it a total fabrication? Did he have friends, any friends, who could tell what he was like back then? I know he's brought up being shuttle commander at Space Camp numerous times, but did he even go once? And was it patently obvious to anyone who knew him then how much of a colossal faggot he'd end up being?

I'd just like to know what caused someone to end up the insane troon we know today.
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His childhood is pretty easy. He was a fat coddled neckbeard with no friends, spending his time playing JRPGs and jerking off to Aeris screenshots. He facied himself as a hacker owning all the bullies at school, but in reality he spent no time actually learning about computers. His parents bought him a Net Yaroze and he looked at the tutorials, maybe got a hello world running, then went back to playing games and jerking off, probably in the underwear he stole from mom (who was wondering why all the cucumbers were disappearing from the fridge). His parents did the best they could, gave him all the chances anyone could hope for, and he squandered them all. He thought people hated him because he was a nerd, but really it was because he was an asshole.
 
King Dead said:
Did he show any interest in tech like he claims, a single kernel of truth that he spun these wild "I programmed on a PS1 dev kit" stories from, or is it a total fabrication? Did he have friends, any friends, who could tell what he was like back then?
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I doubt he had friends. He was probably already a complete piece of shit.

I have no doubt his parents spoiled him rotten and bought him all kinds of expensive toys. What I do doubt is that this moron understood any of them. You see, just having them means he was smart.

I bet he didn't have any friends even despite having lots of toys.
 
I'd like to know how old John was when he lost his virginity, and who it was with. We know he was a weird, weird butterball in college and high school before he got his dick cut off and turned into a twitchy hunchback. I can't help but wonder who would go for him. Even gays looking for anonymous sex could do better in a college town than John, surely.
 
The timeline between meeting Frank and getting the lop wasn't very long at all, IIRC.
 
The Gagh Whisperer said:
His parents bought him a Net Yaroze and he looked at the tutorials, maybe got a hello world running, then went back to playing games and jerking off
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The Net Yaroze was not region locked and fetishising anything remotely professional for that better-than-yours status he could then look down at those who had to use a 20 cent BIC pen to achieve the same thing on a regular PSX.
 
King Dead said:
Did he have friends, any friends, who could tell what he was like back then?
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I think he did have one Twitter friend who goes all the way back to the days of Miss'ippi John, but I can't find it at the moment. Either way, if the guy's still talking to John now he probably wouldn't spill the beans to us.
 
Powerful message from anticonsumerist acetic John Flynt, John has no time to waste on material trivialities like luxury sports cars or the latest video games but only wants to help his fellow MAN. By the way where is the fucking 3D printed PPE John? The healthcare workers you promised those to got infected and died a week ago.

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AnOminous said:
I doubt he had friends. He was probably already a complete piece of shit.

I have no doubt his parents spoiled him rotten and bought him all kinds of expensive toys. What I do doubt is that this moron understood any of them. You see, just having them means he was smart.

I bet he didn't have any friends even despite having lots of toys.
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This. He spent the 13 years of K-12 as the class queer in Hattiesburg, Miss. Combine that experience with his congenital mental problems and you get the one and only John Walker Flynt, tranny fabulist, third-rate con artist, and all-round asshole.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
This. He spent the 13 years of K-12 as the class queer in Hattiesburg, Miss. Combine that experience with his congenital mental problems and you get the one and only John Walker Flynt, tranny fabulist, third-rate con artist, and all-round asshole.
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I wouldn't even be surprised if there was actually a better liked and more popular class queer and John got snubbed.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Slimeball crossover.
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Yes, it's way past the statute of limitations on this, but I have a special hatred in my heart for anyone who decides to just spoil Scream out of nowhere.

So fuck you, John, for discussing the ending and posting a gif from the end of a nearly 25-year-old movie. It's the least important fuck you you'll get all week, but I just wanted to make sure you knew how terrible you (and Chu) are.
 
Duff said:
John wastes money on expensive car soap from Amazon to wash his house with despite the fact he rarely changes his clothes...
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So.. with harsh (effective) household cleaning chemicals unavailable, he goes right past hand dish-washing detergent and whatever form of chemical Frank puts in the washer to wash his childish clothes and John's black dresses, to something which is not just expensive but literally formulated to be as mild as possible.

Now That's What I Call Engineering.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I'm fairly certain that John is one of those people who is an utter reetard who truly believes that he is an unrecognized and unappreciated genius. This is just one of many characteristics he shares with a sullen, none-too-bright, 15 -year-old boy; for example: I'm adopted, video game addiction, too good to get a job, lazy to the bone, fantasy cosplay syndrome (I look just like Jane Fonda in Barbarella!), academically challenged, and on and on.

The only thing distinguishing John from this nasty subset of teenagers is his surprising failure to become an Ayn Rand fanboy.
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He decided to become Dagny instead.
 
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