Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Shield Breaker said:
That is the one thing that has always worried me about Wu. He might get it into his head to adopt a child to help his election chances. Troons are too selfish to deal with kids, but they could actually afford a nanny, couldn't they? Poor kid would be used for photos and grandstanding, just so John could make a speech about 'As a mother...'
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So, like "Mommy Dearest", except Joan Crawford is replaced by Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs"
 
Shield Breaker said:
That is the one thing that has always worried me about Wu. He might get it into his head to adopt a child to help his election chances. Troons are too selfish to deal with kids, but they could actually afford a nanny, couldn't they? Poor kid would be used for photos and grandstanding, just so John could make a speech about 'As a mother...'
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And then he'll keep it in a cage in the basement next to his filthy rat dogs.
 
Shield Breaker said:
That is the one thing that has always worried me about Wu. He might get it into his head to adopt a child to help his election chances. Troons are too selfish to deal with kids, but they could actually afford a nanny, couldn't they? Poor kid would be used for photos and grandstanding, just so John could make a speech about 'As a mother...'
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Yeah. He is always trying to up the ante in terms of Franks financial commitments. After the Porsche stuff I expected John would get into sailing, aviation, or something to do with horses -- all very endlessly expensive hobbies. I actually never thought about this angle though... Adopting a kid would be the ultimate financial shackle for Frank. The final nail.

I doubt they would want to actually do it, but imagine how horrific that would be for the kid having to grow up around those ghouls. Zero chance of anything besides a very bad life outcome.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Well here's a partial answer for you John: why don't you go take a quick look and see how much money gets set on fire in gender studies departments and diversity offices around the country and compare to to how much a math or an English adjunct gets paid. Don't worry, I'll be here for the rest of my fucking life, take your time.

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Yes, it's so unfair how little professors get paid.
 
Eli Whitney said:
After the Porsche stuff I expected John would get into sailing, aviation, or something to do with horses -- all very endlessly expensive hobbies.
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I suspect that even John realizes that his attempting to sail anything -- including a Sunfish -- or attempting to fly anything -- including a hangglider -- would result in his death. And Horseman John, while comical to contemplate, would be equally lethal.

In fact, it's just a matter of time until the spastic Sasquatch is killed in one of his Porsches. (If he's lucky, he'll kill someone else and go to prison for negligent homicide.)
 
AnOminous said:
Those are real professors. Adjuncts get utterly fucked, get no benefits, and get fired on a whim.
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And also universities are increasingly eliminating tenure track positions in favour of more adjunct and associate professorships. Educators are really getting the shaft while university admins are raking in the cash. It's fucked up.

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Just a reminder that last year Wu promised to organise a "bus full of feisty women" to campaign against Susan Collins. That's about as likely to happen as Wu's idea that she'd go work on building site to see how blue collar people lived.
 
Norvic said:
And also universities are increasingly eliminating tenure track positions in favour of more adjunct and associate professorships. Educators are really getting the shaft while university admins are raking in the cash. It's fucked up.
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Meanwhile the people who do get tenure are worthless idiots like REEEEEs McKinnon. And with a cowed adjunct population that can be easily fired, nobody is there to challenge the hegemony of Clown World. The federal funding for this is unsustainable and lots of people are going to be defaulting on massive debts for worthless clown degrees.

Seriously John should have gotten into this scam while the getting is good. He's dumb as a motherfucker and lazy as hell but so is REEEEEs. He should have trooned out earlier and turned it into a bogus doctorate.

Norvic said:
Just a reminder that last year Wu promised to organise a "bus full of feisty women" to campaign against Susan Collins. That's about as likely to happen as Wu's idea that she'd go work on building site to see how blue collar people lived.
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The only place where John will ever be in a "bus full of feisty women" is if he writes another of his self-fanfics full of stick insect women.
 
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AnOminous said:
Seriously John should have gotten into this scam while the getting is good.
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It wouldn't have worked for him unless he married a big-name academic instead of a big-name sci-fi fan. John's hack for the social aspect of his chosen careers has always been "Frank knows a guy". The troon card can unlock any door for you, but you still have to have the social skills to use it properly. In other words, you can't be... socially unconscious.
 
AnOminous said:
Seriously John should have gotten into this scam while the getting is good. He's dumb as a motherfucker and lazy as hell but so is REEEEEs. He should have trooned out earlier and turned it into a bogus doctorate.
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Wu fails at the basic entry requirements. She's too stupid to even earn an undergraduate degree. Anything that requires a tiny modicum of work ethic is too much for Wu.
 
AnOminous said:
The federal funding for this is unsustainable and lots of people are going to be defaulting on massive debts for worthless clown degrees.
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This isn't quite correct. Clown college is actually quite difficult, but you can pretty much write your own ticket with an actual clown degree. These people are going into massive debt for degrees worth far less than clown degrees.
 
Pretty daring to keep tally of the votes on the whiteboard as to who thinks you're male vs who thinks you're female, John.

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Thank god he wore stockings for a change. I think the Boston voting public has enough to deal without all the unintentional views of his mangled crotch.
 
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