I wonder, if John could code it (he can't) or get someone competent to do it (he won't), would rewards for people's votes be considered bribery? I'd say no if it's of as little value as a free digital bleep-bloop game chest should be considered, but I wonder what the actual applicable federal law is. I'm sure neither one of these geniuses ever considered that, but only one of them's running for office, and has no excuse for not knowing what the law says besides being too lazy to do the required reading and too dumb to understand what little he thinks he does know.