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I goddamn guarantee you'll never see one with a load of drywall and 2x4s hanging out the back.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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I goddamn guarantee you'll never see one with a load of drywall and 2x4s hanging out the back.
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I wonder, if John could code it (he can't) or get someone competent to do it (he won't), would rewards for people's votes be considered bribery? I'd say no if it's of as little value as a free digital bleep-bloop game chest should be considered, but I wonder what the actual applicable federal law is. I'm sure neither one of these geniuses ever considered that, but only one of them's running for office, and has no excuse for not knowing what the law says besides being too lazy to do the required reading and too dumb to understand what little he thinks he does know.
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Thank God I'm drunk as fuck
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"Half-wit"? That's extending some credit.
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That dog can drive better than John. At least it went for nearly an hour before it ran into anything.
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This why Toyota makes the 4runner and Landcruiser, they cater towards people who just want a truck.
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I'm still looking for a 1960s Land Cruiser with a choke. For those cold NE winters.
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Circle the wagons around all that top quality "reportage" at BuzzFeed News.
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That truck reminds me of the car in Idaho Transfer. Like the current ironic use of 'soylent' by a major brand this is not a reassuring thought.
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That car looks like it has a faceThat truck reminds me of the car in Idaho Transfer. Like the current ironic use of 'soylent' by a major brand this is not a reassuring thought.
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That's correct John, every man I know simply uses his office as his personal whorehouse and fucks the living shit out of every female colleague that comes their way with no repercussions. And this is why we need to send more women to work so that they, too, can experience the joy of being raped at the office.
No John you're just a fat piece of shit.
No John you're just a fat piece of shit.
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Actually the game makes for a rigorous workout, every attack you do is an exercise, you have to walk/jog/run in place to progress through a level, there are multiple monsters in each level with a long boss fight after each world, and the mini games are also a workout.
Though John is a still a fat asshole.
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of a hippo
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A baby hippo?
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Yikes, John. Better come up with your plan to walk back your comments about Chunk.
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John has been very clear that he knows who Cenk Uygur is, that he knows what he said, and he fully approves of it, because fuck the Armenians. They all deserved to get genocided, that's what John thinks.
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Paying $6.99 for Bayonetta and then masturbating to her is not a deep mechanic, John.
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Wu implies that until SSSB4 he has only played Smash at parties, unlike Tekken - the game where he Truly and Honestly, in competition, honed his nubs on Nina Williams over the course of 25 years.
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For this to be true, you have to believe that John has ever been invited to a party or had a party where other people actually showed up. John certainly has a rich fantasy life. I'll give him that much. He's a modern day Baron Munchausen. I shall call him Barren Wuchausen.