Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AnimuGinger]

And the petition is addressed to:

HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI, MEMBERS OF THE U.S. CONGRESS.

I'm sure John's email will be given careful consideration by all the interns who glance at it and laugh before hitting delete.

ETA: John opens his petition with "Dear Madame Speaker." That should also get a laugh or two.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

[AprilRains]

So the guy who took the cool, measured, intelligent approach should be sidelined in favor of a freakish mantis/human hybrid who has never been elected to anything, and never will be?

Yeah ok sure here's my John Hancock

 

[Sissy Galvez]

They're up to 64 signatures now. But Wu only set a goal of 100. Does he think that 100 signatures is enough to make a difference? He's even less qualified for office than I thought. And I've always thought he was a shit candidate.

John probably thinks attaching his name to the petition carries weight

He’s not only a narcissistic tranny, he’s a delusional one too.

 

[AnOminous]

And the petition is addressed to:

HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI, MEMBERS OF THE U.S. CONGRESS.

I'm sure John's email will be given careful consideration by all the interns who glance at it and laugh before hitting delete.

ETA: John opens his petition with "Dear Madame Speaker." That should also get a laugh or two.

So John opens his fake petition by calling her a whore.

While it might be accurate it is not remotely a proper mode of address, and certainly not for a man who seeks admission to the House himself.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm unclear on what this petition is actually about, if only there was some kind of subtle tell, a message not too hidden but also not right up front but still easy enough to figure out...

 

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John wants people to believe that he was hacking into a BBS in 1983, when he was six years old.

Ambien is a hell of a drug.

I can believe that he was calling up BBSs as a preteen. I can certainly believe that he was pretending to be a girl to bait thirsty BBS sysops as a preteen. Pity he never grew up.

John is fucking stupid. I know these things but it's not from being an "engineer" it's because at the time these things were common I was a generic hardware monkey who just fixed shit. Plenty of engineers wouldn't know any more about IRQ jumpers than anyone else because that isn't the level of shit they even do.

In fairness, lots of alleged engineers are shit at their chosen field too.

I can feel Frank's retirement fund crying out in pain from across the internet. He can't afford to buy a vintage Ferrari and then pay for the collision repair after it is backed into a bollard mere hours after being driven off the dealer's lot!

There are 718 kit cars around. I would love to build one for John and put a angle grinder cut into the top of the steering arms for his maiden voyage give him a big kiss.

 

[Norvic]

I'm unclear on what this petition is actually about, if only there was some kind of subtle tell, a message not too hidden but also not right up front but still easy enough to figure out...

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They do these pathetic "petitions" to harvest email addresses for their begging list. There's no actual attempt to influence anybody.

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LOLcow calltime:

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Fast carzzz make my penis so hard hnnnng

Is it rude to leave your dog outside in the winter cold to die for Internet pity points?

 

[Water-T]

A whole 49 signatures; gee, I sure hope some nefarious alt-righters don't get hold of this and start stuffing it with viciously inappropriate messages.

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Keep at it, John - maybe someday Senpai Lynch will notice you.

 

[Florence]

They do these pathetic "petitions" to harvest email addresses for their begging list. There's no actual attempt to influence anybody.

Edit:
LOLcow calltime:

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What demographic’s that, Twitterati who don’t live in MA-8?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This will help when you back your car into a parking bollard.

Why bother making jokes when you can condescend to them wholesale directly?

 

[AprilRains]

"A new wheel for my car costs $939.95 cents. EACH."

So, less than ten dollars each, then? Or are we to believe the dollar sign and not the word "cents"?

Keep on being exceptional, John.

 

[Tamerlane]

Oh god. Fake engineer Wu is going super hard today.

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1) That's a stock photo. You have no idea what device it's a photo of.
2) The density and number of statics on the board, and it being printed on vivid red PCB mark it out as a relatively recent device. The identifiable surface mount IC marks it out as being manufactured after 2005, which means it couldn't possibly have a jumper for selecting an IRQ channel to use.
3) IRQ select would be a bank of jumpers or microswitches, not just one open/close jumper.

I reversed image searched that pic of the PCB and it literally a sample image for helping someone clear a CMOS Bios with a jumper. BIOS expert Wu.

I have an old Gateway PC. I put installed a video card so…

I have an old Gateway PC. I put installed a video card so that I could use it for karaoke with a s-video cable. I - Answered by a verified Computer technician

www.justanswer.com

 

[Norvic]

I want to know how much this "restoration" cost when you factor in the brand new compressor and other tools that Wu bought and will doubtless never use again.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I want to know how much this "restoration" cost when you factor in the brand new compressor and other tools that Wu bought and will doubtless never use again.

I want to know what John did that requires replacing all the wheels on one of his Porches. Why can't the old wheels be "restored"?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I want to know what John did that requires replacing all the wheels on one of his Porches. Why can't the old wheels be "restored"?

That's not the first set of wheels that he's restored/refurbished. Maybe that answers your question.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's not the first set of wheels that he's restored/refurbished. Maybe that answers your question.

Is he just recycling the video from the first set? Can't remember if he bragged about it on twitter or not.

What am I saying? If it's something he can brag about, no matter how small, he'll have put it on twitter.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Holy shit John are you outing Frank as a woman

 

[Spastic Colon]

This will help when you back your car into a parking bollard.

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Why bother making jokes when you can condescend to them wholesale directly?

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Wasn't his family wealthy, though? His dad got him that internship with Trent Lott, so surely they have $$$. I doubt that in Mississippi they are teaching auto repair to every kid in school as a means to prepare them to deal more effectively with living in poverty. Does he also sew his own clothes to save money? Does he grow his own food and can it for the winter?

Please, John's not doing it to save money. He's doing it because no matter how bad he is at it -- he enjoys it.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

John grew up in an upper middle class suburban neighborhood. His childhood would be considered privileged by anyone's standards. His parents had enough money that they were able to fund John's very expensive business failure and a decade of expensive schooling. That's hundreds of thousands of dollars. There are plenty of poor people in Mississippi who do their own car maintenance, but if John worked on a car at all he did it because he wanted to, certainly not because he had to. I have trouble believing he ever did serious work on a car before he ruined that Nissan.