When those lunatic candidates aren't deliberately taking the piss, they're sincere, though. John is just a swindler who is using his fake campaign to get free spending money and prove to himself that he's a True and Honest Woman, so he can add "politician" to his list of absolutely bogus accomplishments.
Elizabeth Warren is having funding issues, her finance director quit recently. She’s clearly far more well known and accepted in progressive circles too. She’s also running a national campaign.
We’re somehow supposed to believe flim flam man and fake progressive John Flynt aka Brianna Wu is flush with cash from small donors? The only way this is true is if Frank ponied up more dough.
Does Brianna really think after all those photographs taken of Biden groping women that no one took him aside to say "dude, not cool"? ... Eh, to be fair it's the DNC. They probably have more sexual harassers on-board than the average prison by now.
I think the real takeaway from this story is that True And Honest Woman Brianna Wu's delicate, feminine grip is somehow capable of casually crushing elderly bones to powder.
Johnny should just curtsey in the One True Dress whenever he meets someone. Those giant sasquatch hands are quite possibly considered lethal weapons by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
Johnny should just curtsey in the One True Dress whenever he meets someone. Those giant sasquatch hands are quite possibly considered lethal weapons by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
But if he curtsies, there's the risk that the One True Dress will ride up, someone will accidentally get an eyeful of upskirt, and they'll have to be rushed to the ER. Given the problems of health insurance in this country, is Medusa Stinkditch Syndrome (MSS) even covered by most policies?
We just have to come to terms with the fact that he's a hazard to the public and should be required to wear appropriate signage to warn the innocent:
Trooning In Progress
Beware the Death Grip
Abandon All Hope
Look Upon My Works Ye Muggle And Despair
Here Be Monsters
That's not how it works now. Now you just save shit up for 20 years and then if even one person later says "well in retrospect I wasn't okay with that" then every single time was 100% megarape.
John you are so right! As for me, I get all my advice on masculinity from a homosexual cockless dress-wearing man with no job and no practical or professional skills whatsoever.
Hey you just described the majority of Law and Order SVU.
Do you know they also made an episode inspired by the story of John Money and his horrifying experiments on the Reimer twins? It was so fucking awful and tasteless.
Do you know they also made an episode based on the story of John Money and his horrifying experiments on the Reimer twins? It was so fucking awful and tasteless.
If they did it now it would be about how John Money was a brave hero and it was incredibly advanced to make them diddle each other, and the twins only offed themselves because of bigots on 4chan.
Hey you just described the majority of Law and Order SVU.
Do you know they also made an episode based on the story of John Money and his horrifying experiments on the Reimer twins? It was so fucking awful and tasteless.
There was one about a group of girls who had been abducted after Katrina and their kidnapper was a child abuser who escaped from New Orleans with anthrax. The feds shut down the investigation but one of them leaked to a reporter, who was subsequently (and presumably still is) in jail for not giving up his source. It was absolutely ridiculous but I give them props for mashing so many “ripped from the headlines” into one story.
Another fav was the Paula Dean racist lookalike pulling a George Zimmerman.
