Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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WHOA. You're dumb as shit.

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Sissy Galvez said:
Speaking as an actual homeowner and not a fake homeowner like John, there’s two options with water heaters. You either buy a traditional tank or a tankless/on-demand system. That’s it, there are no “variables” to consider you dumb fucking nonce.
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I literally have no words. There are no variables.
Its either:
A) Gas (Most likely already whats in place given where they live)
B) Oil (Possible, but unlikely)

From there, its just like you said. Either hot water tank, or tankless.
I just don't get it, and its so infuriating at times because everyone has to know he's full of shit, but can't call him out or risk getting banned on twitter.

Peace and Harmony said:
WHOA. You're dumb as shit.

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God, the hypocrisy will never end.
From once hating any and all New England/Boston teams, to doubling down and rooting for them any time there's a championship/convenience for their LARP as a politician
 
John probably shouldn't try to install a water heater. I can see him stomping and snarling his way through Home Depot looking for the parts necessary to complete such a task. He is an engineer after all, what could possibly go wrong?
 
JSGOTI said:
From there, its just like you said. Either hot water tank, or tankless.
I just don't get it, and its so infuriating at times because everyone has to know he's full of shit, but can't call him out or risk getting banned on twitter.
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Literally the only other significant variable I can think of is how many gallons, and we all know they're going to get way more than they need because Brianna Must Always Have The Most Expensive Shit.
 
John will buy the most expensive water heater with smart technology and brag how she can control and monitor the temperature of her water heater from her iphone and how wonderful that is, take a bunch of pictures of her and frank a la scream face ripping out the old hot water heater heavy handedly and causing a carbon monoxide leak that almost kills them which will be blamed on gamergate or something... only for them to give up and hire a real man to do it right after spending more than double they had to and somehow she will come out acting like she nailed it while simultaneously starting to fuck up her new water heater cause she doesn't know how to use the useless iPhone app you dont need at all that controls it.
She knows from being revolution 60s chief engineer that if you want something done right then you get someone else to do it while taking all the credit since if you hire someone to do something for you it's exactly the same as doing it yourself
 
I’m looking forward to the inevitable tweet where John demands congress needs to work on cyber security for water heaters because the Russians hacked his, set the heat too high, and he burned himself.
 
Molester Stallone said:
John probably shouldn't try to install a water heater. I can see him stomping and snarling his way through Home Depot looking for the parts necessary to complete such a task. He is an engineer after all, what could possibly go wrong?
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This is precisely why he should attempt to install a water heater. His yarns about "hacking the tank" and "uploading the BIOS into the thermostat" would be amazing. The photos of his flooded basement would just be icing on the cake.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
So Political Expert John thinks that Sen. Warren was elected by the citizens of Boston. Every time I think he's reached the apex of stupidity, he proves me wrong.
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Human civilization fought through millions of years of savagery, through barbarism, ultimately to culminate in thousands of years of civilization that created a technology where an abject idiot like John can hold forth like Socrates and where anyone who points out how fucking stupid he is is instantly banned.

I want to go back to the fucking caves.
 
moocow said:
This is precisely why he should attempt to install a water heater. His yarns about "hacking the tank" and "uploading the BIOS into the thermostat" would be amazing. The photos of his flooded basement would just be icing on the cake.
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A hot water heater flooding the basement is a win-win for those poor dogs. They get warm. They get a bath. And if they're really lucky, a way out of their miserable life.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Frank’s never told John “no” where as daddy kicked the leach out.
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100k can't possibly afford all the stupid shit Wu wants so there has to be a limit set by Frank. Maybe he's never said 'no' but at this point Frank must have a solid system to mentally juke most of Brianna's grand ideas whenever he's plodding into the living room and talking about the newest thing he saw on the internet or the cars he saw some sweet deals on.

Maybe Wu "sitting in my office doing fundraising" is actually time spent trying to come up with ways to bamboozle Frank into open his wallet.
 
I don’t think Frank has set a limit. Let’s add things up from just the last 3-4 years shall we? $100k on the fancy 2018 Porsche, $100k loaned to the campaign, $35k on the 2016 Porsche John backed into a pole, $7-10k on the older Porsche including gimmicky modifications, $15k on the Audi TT lemon, $200-400k on Rev 60 and who knows how many thousands on anime figurines, games, pc, VR headsets etc.

Reminder John is pulling in only a few thousand a year now, seems like not many people are inviting him to colleges to talk about muh harassment anymore.

To be fair they probably recouped some money on the Audi and the Porsche John damaged but not enough to cover the expenses (especially that Porsche). He was complaining about trying to get extra money for depreciation from the insurance company or suing the “parking bollard” errr I mean the “kid who hit him”.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
100k can't possibly afford all the stupid shit Wu wants so there has to be a limit set by Frank. Maybe he's never said 'no' but at this point Frank must have a solid system to mentally juke most of Brianna's grand ideas whenever he's plodding into the living room and talking about the newest thing he saw on the internet or the cars he saw some sweet deals on.
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Who says Frank wants to limit John's spending? They both have similar manchild interests and a lot of their insane purchases (including the campaign) seem to be just as much for Frank as for John.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I don’t think Frank has set a limit. Let’s add things up from just the last 3-4 years shall we? $100k on the fancy 2018 Porsche, $100k loaned to the campaign, $35k on the 2016 Porsche John backed into a pole, $7-10k on the older Porsche including gimmicky modifications, $15k on the Audi TT lemon, $200-400k on Rev 60 and who knows how many thousands on anime figurines, games, pc, VR headsets etc.
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I meant to say that there's a limit to how much money Wu can squeeze out of him and how much Frank can realistically pony up. If Frank earned more money then there would be an extra zero on those numbers. It would be a million into the scampaign, four million for Rev60, a RUF Porsche 911 and so on. They would still chug gatorade with their dinner at a naked plywood dinner table because some things never changes.
 
BriBri and Frank on the Young Jurks again. Seems like they've gone a bit down hill since last time, it's just one guy and seems like it's recorded in a shopping mall or something based on the background noise.

There's another incredible story from Wu's fake "Investigative Journalist" career. Also, they talk about Dr. Dar and I'm pretty certain (though I'm not fucking listening to it again to make sure) she says he has "a lot of growing up to do." My irony meter exploded.

Bonus @W person cow in the comments, still caping for the dickless wonder even after he never got paid. Yo, Warren... care to explain why you'd want anything to do with Wu when Mohammad Dar is fronting for the same shit, only he actually means it and has a record of service to back it up? I'd really love to know.
 
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