Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
You are absolutely right John, keep hammering on this point and do not let it rest! Also will you be speaking about your days as John W. Flynt, particularly the "Creepy J" moniker that was assigned to you?

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Speaking of those unmatchable Democratic standards, does Brianna remember a certain Massachusetts Senator who had some car trouble back in 1969? I guess drowning chippies isn't as bad as getting caught in blackface.
 
I hope this Mohamed Dar guy discovers John Flynt and starts putting his size 14 feet to the fire.
 
Not to worry John, in order for you to screw up so badly that you hold a press conference, people actually have to give a fuck who you are and no one does.

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
I'm sure Frank's screamface would work just as well to reassure people that John was truly sorry for whatever idiocy he did. Frank may as well wear the Godzilla suit for all the good a 'apologetic' press conference would do.
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I'd actually pay to watch that. Frank making his O-face, in the Godzilla suit of failure, while John snarls and lunges as he troonsplains how truly sorry he is that he embezzled the money, but it's misogynist that he's being held accountable.

Frank is pretty much Flavor Flav to John's Chuck D in their fun house mirror version of Public Enemy. Never underestimate the value of a good hype man.
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
I'd actually pay to watch that. Frank making his O-face, in the Godzilla suit of failure, while John snarls and lunges as he troonsplains how truly sorry he is that he embezzled the money, but it's misogynist that he's being held accountable.

Frank is pretty much Flavor Flav to John's Chuck D in their fun house mirror version of Public Enemy. Never underestimate the value of a good hype man.
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Welcome to the Trannydome
Fear of a black political opponent
Porche 911 is a joke
Fight the Powerful effects of ambien.

That's all I've got.
 
Mola Ram said:
Personally, I'd love to see Brianna's Budd Dwyer moment.
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You know it would open with a big snarl, really holding that snarl so everyone can see he's serious. People are getting uncomfortable but breathes a sigh of relief as a silvery glock is raised, someone is going to be put out of their misery, them or her, right then it doesn't matter.
Brianna had field stripped, oiled, cleaned and assembled that glock this morning and as he stands in front of all these people he enters it into his mouth, he sheds a tear and pulls the trigger, making the magazine fall out and land on his toe, he sheds another tear, and the recoil spring somehow escapes and pokes him in the eye, the tears didn't want to stop after that one.


Winnie the Poohnani said:
Frank is pretty much Flavor Flav to John's Chuck D in their fun house mirror version of Public Enemy. Never underestimate the value of a good hype man.
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Genius, Frank running hype while Brianna is huffing and puffing work so well.

Fannyscum said:
Welcome to the Trannydome
Fear of a black political opponent
Porche 911 is a joke
Fight the Powerful effects of ambien.

That's all I've got.
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The personal:
Too Much Pussy
Theatrical Parts

The political:
Shut Em Down
Son of a Bush-voter

And the song that should play whenever Wu think's he can do something:
Harder than you Think
 
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Winnie the Poohnani said:
I'd actually pay to watch that. Frank making his O-face, in the Godzilla suit of failure, while John snarls and lunges as he troonsplains how truly sorry he is that he embezzled the money, but it's misogynist that he's being held accountable.

Frank is pretty much Flavor Flav to John's Chuck D in their fun house mirror version of Public Enemy. Never underestimate the value of a good hype man.
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You fucker. Now the next screamface pic cannot not be accompanied in my head with "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAV!!!"

Too bad they're not still doing the Blue Apron pics.
 
TIL Frank's money is a better class than Daddy's money.

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"I want to upgrade our house's hot water heater, and all the variables to consider are truly interesting."

Variables: Install Airplay, or no? Will new water heater need to have BIOS flashed? Should the water heater be part of a total strategy installing smart home appliances throughout (with Level 11 SuperInfinite Encryption that was devised by, and can only be accessed by, John)? Is it possible to get a water heater with a non-binary drain spigot, perhaps with a velcro attachment instead of threads for the garden hose to attach to? How does the cover come off the water heater so you can access the interior wiring and circuits, to perform the "upgrade"? (John can solder like nobody's business, yay!)

So many "engineer" questions. Luckily, Frank can afford to pay for any and all of John's "upgrade" related fuckups, and John will soon get back to sluicing the ol' stinkditch at regular intervals. But that's later -- after a bunch of dogs drown in the basement during a rapid unplanned basement flooding. Cages don't float, John.
 
Speaking as an actual homeowner and not a fake homeowner like John, there’s two options with water heaters. You either buy a traditional tank or a tankless/on-demand system. That’s it, there are no “variables” to consider you dumb fucking nonce.

I currently own a gas water heater that has a big old tank and it’s nearing its end of life. Probably going to change it for a gas on-demand system to be more energy efficient. There’s no need for “smart home” integration because a water heater is something you set it and forget it. Usually you se it to 120F to prevent burns.

My parents have one that is WiFi connected and it’s the dumbest gimmick. It connects to his nest, that I bought him, and lowers the temp a few degrees when they’re not home to save electrity.
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
"I want to upgrade our house's hot water heater, and all the variables to consider are truly interesting."

Variables: Install Airplay, or no? Will new water heater need to have BIOS flashed? Should the water heater be part of a total strategy installing smart home appliances throughout (with Level 11 SuperInfinite Encryption that was devised by, and can only be accessed by, John)? Is it possible to get a water heater with a non-binary drain spigot, perhaps with a velcro attachment instead of threads for the garden hose to attach to? How does the cover come off the water heater so you can access the interior wiring and circuits, to perform the "upgrade"? (John can solder like nobody's business, yay!)

So many "engineer" questions. Luckily, Frank can afford to pay for any and all of John's "upgrade" related fuckups, and John will soon get back to sluicing the ol' stinkditch at regular intervals. But that's later -- after a bunch of dogs drown in the basement during a rapid unplanned basement flooding. Cages don't float, John.
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Huh. I thought they were renting.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Speaking as an actual homeowner and not a fake homeowner like John, there’s two options with water heaters. You either buy a traditional tank or a tankless/on-demand system. That’s it, there are no “variables” to consider you dumb fucking nonce.

I currently own a gas water heater that has a big old tank and it’s nearing its end of life. Probably going to change it for a gas on-demand system to be more energy efficient. There’s no need for “smart home” integration because a water heater is something you set it and forget it. Usually you se it to 120F to prevent burns.

My parents have one that is WiFi connected and it’s the dumbest gimmick. It connects to his nest, that I bought him, and lowers the temp a few degrees when they’re not home to save electrity.
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Bear in mind that John bought a used Porsche from a Jeep dealership five states away from where he lives without even bothering to have it checked out by an independent mechanic.

When a crooked plumber -- the only kind John would pick -- makes a house call on a moron with access to money, the number of extremely expensive variables to consider becomes very interesting indeed.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Bear in mind that John bought a used Porsche from a Jeep dealership five states away from where he lives without even bothering to have it checked out by an independent mechanic.

When a crooked plumber -- the only kind John would pick -- makes a house call on a moron with access to money, the number of extremely expensive variables to consider becomes very interesting indeed.
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Artist's conception:

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