Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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So many ungrateful vaginas to rip out, so little time. Also wtf is an Instagram influencer

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If John virtue signals any harder he'll collapse under the combined weight of full-body sandwich boards, loudhailers, and neon flashing signs saying NICE PERSON HERE.

It's as if he thinks that winning an election is as simple as tweetvomiting Hallmark-style positivity statements all day and night. He wears the cat-eye glasses and the One True Politician dress, so it's obvious he's serious, dammit. He even spends hundreds of dollars getting his hair done like a real lady. What more do these ungrateful plebs want?

This entire charade is an exercise in recognising a privileged twat that has no clue about real life. I feel as though I should be embarrassed for him, but I just find the whole thing hilarious. Especially the bit where he thinks other people take him seriously, and don't just look at his gurning, twitching lurch self and spend the next fifteen minutes in his company trying desperately not to laugh.

Talk about oblivious.
 

Upon reading the article, I can see why Wu-wu is so keen on white-knighting this Caroline chick. She's a dopey looking girl who rose to e-fame in 2014, got paid to create something that they still haven't finished, spends all their time attention whoring online, and just suckered idiots out of their money.

John obviously knows the next Zoe Quinn when he sees it, and wants to make sure he gets on her good side so he can swoop in and leech off of her e-fame.

If there is any doubt that this droopy-eyed cum dumpster is the next Quinn, she pretty much explained her poor planning and lack of following through on her promises by saying, "OMG I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BE SUCH HARD WORK!"

Oh, you know Wu is licking his chops to get in good with Chelsea 2.0
 
What could Wu possibly have to say about Theranos except that Holmes shouldn't be judged because she's a woman? I mean that's the only thing he would be able to talk about but how long can that be stretched out, over how many episodes can he grind that organ? Is he training on filibustering by doing it to the poor saps that listens to his podcast?
 
The main difference between McFarland and Brianna is that McF actually managed genuine startups and convinced people to back him. Brianna has just blown through money given to her by her parents and Frank.

McFarland's problem is that he lied to get massive funding, his gambles didn't pay off and investors punished him for lying. Brianna will have lied just as much with the VR pitch but nobody was convinced by her stupid lies so they just said no thank you. Her parents and Frank knew they were waving goodbye to the money but they'd rather lose the money than see what the monster did when it got angry.

McFarland's prospects are still massively better than Brianna's.
 
John you're not a queer woman, you're a male faggot, and the only reason you and your like-minded hobgoblins hate Gabbard because she's an actual competent left-leaning woman who won't kowtow to your re,tarded identity politics.

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Tulsi could have had a strong friend and ally in John if only she hadn't made the mistake of not dying in Iraq.
 
"We are living in the Age of Apocalypse timeline."

You have a case of the vapors, John, and should probably invest in a fainting couch. Yes, these occurrences are exactly the same as something that happened in the Marvel Comics universe. Grow the fuck up, you loony troon, and read an actual history book.

But in reality, you'll likely just double down and compare Trdrtrumpft to Saruman or something. Because that's the sort of incisive political opinion we've come to expect from you.
 
We might almost have been convinced if you had said "working your penis off".

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Here's a fun thought: what if John keeps kicking this can down the road until Lynch moves on and wins a nomination/election unopposed, or by virtue of name recognition from repeat runs over whatever newcomer challenges him?
 
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I'm actually inclined to believe this one John since your default expression seems to be this:

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However since you are not actually running for office but instead sitting at home with your pants around your ankles I give this a Pants on Fire rating once again.
 
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