Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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So John what you're saying is that we need a high tech nanoparticle wall that detects and disintegrates wetbacks as soon as they come within 5 miles of it - I am in full agreement, very cool idea!

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John's entire viewpoint of tech is solely informed by contemporary pop culture, rather than anything resembling historical knowledge or actual empirical science. He thinks he's proving his bona fides when he cites Snow Crash or the Star Wars universe as he tries to make a point. But all it does is prove that he's a fucking dolt.

This wheel tweet of his is probably some sort of sideways reference to his Porch, and those fine rims he refurbed for it by spraying paint all over the patio blocks like the fuckup he is. John knows wheels, yes he does, in the way that only an elite Porch owner knows wheels. You just don't get these sort of priceless insights from a pleb who drives a Ford Focus and who wouldn't know Snow Crash from a dog named Crash who died in the cold on John's doorstep.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
"Tree wood."

Might be the first time I've ever seen that moronic locution.
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Wow, that reads like a line you would hear on that show Arrested Development where they are trying to portray the characters as shallow, vapid, narcissist out of touch rich people. In this case through, instead of satirical fiction, it's the genuine article.
 
Eli Whitney said:
Wow, that reads like a line you would hear on that show Arrested Development where they are trying to portray the characters as shallow, vapid, narcissist out of touch rich people. In this case through, instead of satirical fiction, it's the genuine article.
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John is like a character who was rejected from Arrested Development for being too much of a caricature to be believed, and ended up in real life instead.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John wasn't this supposed to be a Christmas present? Oh what the fuck am I saying, every member of your family fucking hates you, we're going to see that sitting on your shelf in six months covered with dust.

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Meanwhile John Flynt's parents gave him $200,000 and John did jack fucking shit with it.

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More to the point, John, when was the last time you made a contribution to anything in society that didn't serve your own selfish needs?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John wasn't this supposed to be a Christmas present? Oh what the fuck am I saying, every member of your family fucking hates you, we're going to see that sitting on your shelf in six months covered with dust.

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Meanwhile John Flynt's parents gave him $200,000 and John did jack fucking shit with it.

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Can’t wait to give my nieces a box full of.....earrings worth a whole $5!!!!

In typical John retardation the box probably cost more than the dumbass earrings from Claire’s.
 
guttersnipe said:
“When I was growing up, my parents didn’t buy me a car. But they did give me the parts and the tools to fix one up that barely ran.
Those skills led to me spending a summer rebuilding a ‘68 MGB with a friend.”

Translation:
“My parents not only bought me a car, but they hired the best mechanic in Mississippi to restore it while I watched and constantly pleaded, ‘is it done yet??’ After spending many hours pestering him mercilessly, he finally let me go run errands to find parts, sometimes taking me hours to find. That man became my best friend that summer and even gave me a cool nickname, ‘annoying shithead.’”
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From a page or two back, but if his first experience of car ownership was restoring an MGB, wouldn't you expect his car terminology to be noticeably British? It would be an obvious sneaky brag to insist on "bumper" instead of "fender" for the parts rammed into bollards, and the engine would be under the "bonnet", and your "hood" is the retractable fabric roof. On questioning, there's the obvious segue into the story of how young Brianna, girl engineer, rebuilt a shitty roadster that would get burnt off at the lights by Stephen Hawking.
 
Since these kids are apparently old enough to have their ears pierced, I wonder if they're also old enough to Google "aunty" BriBri.
Hi, Wu kids! Sorry about the bad luck getting Brianna glommed on to your family tree.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
Can’t wait to give my nieces a box full of.....earrings worth a whole $5!!!!

In typical John exceptionalism the box probably cost more than the dumbass earrings from Claire’s.
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If John really wanted to give his nieces a meaningful gift, why not a 3D printer? You know, encourage them to learn how to make their own gift boxes. Mentor them. Isn't it more important to nurture any interest they might have in STEM, rather than giving them shitty junk jewelry (that they'll undoubtedly mock, as soon as he's out of earshot).

But that would cost him some of his coveted FrankBucks, and god forbid he actually do something about the "women in STEM" problem he likes to piss and moan about.
 
I really wonder whose children these supposed nieces are, if they exist. Does Frank have any siblings who lived, or are we supposed to believe that John reconciled with his very normal siblings who still live in Mississippi?
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
If John really wanted to give his nieces a meaningful gift, why not a 3D printer? You know, encourage them to learn how to make their own gift boxes. Mentor them. Isn't it more important to nurture any interest they might have in STEM, rather than giving them shitty junk jewelry (that they'll undoubtedly mock, as soon as he's out of earshot).
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It's not even normal junk jewelry, it's from Claire's. The mall store that went out of business and is now trying to stay afloat by selling 10 earrings for $3 at CVS. Because god forbid you spend money on a present that isn't for yourself.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
I really wonder whose children these supposed nieces are, if they exist. Does Frank have any siblings who lived, or are we supposed to believe that John reconciled with his very normal siblings who still live in Mississippi?
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I think Flynt would be the black sheep of the family.

After all, every single thing they've ever said happens to involve the assumption of never having needing to back up their claims...and them blowing the fuck up when facts are found out (like what happened after the attempt to shut down the search for their birth certificate backfired spectacularly).
 
Except for all the idiotic puff pieces that you post about yourself.

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Yes that nasty mainstream media that's constantly pandering to the far-right, just the other day I turned on CNN and they were playing reruns of The Triumph of the Will during prime time. Fuck you.

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wow it's almost like right-wing people don't like left-wing candidates because they want their own candidates to win or something

and I especially like how she claims that the media will tear down Democrat candidates when it was proven last election that most media outlets were bending over backwards to give Hillary favourable treatment.
 
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