Thanks for the mansplaining John. And what are you areas of specialty? Scamming and animal abuse don't count.
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Let me translate from Wannabe here.
"All the Same" - Once you've learned one language, you'll find other coders with actual talent have probably written functions that will let you do whatever you were doing in that other language in roughly the same way in another one. This will make who ever has to come in after you and actually optimize or debug your code hate you.
"Performance Optimizations" - As a protected minority your code will be committed and you'll be given a gold star. Meanwhile White and Indian/Chinese guys will be force fix your code on emergency rush before release so it doesn't take 12GB of RAM and choke an i7.
"There's no difference between front end and backend" - "I'm just an 'idea person' and my code compiles." Get fucking wrecked.
"I self taught these languages" - yeah, these are the dumbest most retarded "hammer out some code for a sprint, and quickly revise it when you realize you fucked up" languages that are letting you dig yourself a hidden dependency hole for the future. This shit is so inefficient it is painful, but it doesn't matter because hardware is so cheap. Passing the PluralSight Python course doesn't make you good at using the language.
"Never used C++, but are making structural improvements!" - Fucking hell. Sure they might have never used C++, but they'd used something close.
Also, after three months any coder should be making good commits or be ready to find another job. Though the "structural improvements" probably translate to "making the code written by the actual coders be properly formatting, and removing the more egregious swears from the comments.
Please note:
Everyone sucks at coding when they start out unless you are a mutant, in which case good job being ahead of the evolutionary curve. For everyone else, you will for sure suck and only get better with practice, so if you want to be good at coding, there is no substitute for being shit at coding until you get good, just accept it, write your shit code, and then work on making it less it shit. (Or simply accept your shitty bloated unoptimized code is going to work perfectly fine for whatever small task you wanted to accomplish, that's fine too.) Just don't be this person and start crowing about about how good you are at pseudocode. Just like you shouldn't cut off your dick and be a 6'4" shambling balding ghoul.
