The real tragedy is that because it was a one-percenter who stole that handicapped parking spot, an impoverished crippled tranny POC was denied the use of it and immediately died of a tragic-yet-amusing combination of erasure and oppression.
Then the evil BMW lady lynched an innocent nigger who just happened to be walking by, and piled his body on the roof as a marker, so she could find her car again after she was through buying a new hangin' rope at Macy's (20% Off Christmas Sale FTW!).
"Massachusetts, goddamn," thought John to himself, observing these atrocities and posting to his Twitter account, using his very expensive iPhone. "When I become President For Life, I shall ensure this never happens again. I will ban BMWs, even the electric ones. In fact, I will make it a law throughout the land that everyone must drive Porches. And thus shall I save the black people from the KKK." He then backed his Porch over a pregnant Mexican, without noticing, as he was totally engrossed in overriding the spell-check that was trying to correct his tommorow to tomorrow.