Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Ghostse]

I think Brianna doesn't brag about the $100k Porsche because she's a super serious candidate and even she knows it's bad optics.

John doesn't really care about optics, he cares about being envied by others due to narcissism.
Driving a porsche, period, is bad optics. But he keeps going on about his Boxster every chance he gets.
Driving a red sport cycle in your campaign ads is bad optics.
Being a 6-foot tall, snarling, balding wendingo isn't good optics.

John did a lot of bragging about his new porsche until right around the time it actually showed up. I thought delivery had been fucked up or Frank had make him take it back, or John had day-zero totalled it. But if its there in the drive way, its fine, purchase went through fine, so its got to be something else. Even if John was just treating it like a garage queen, we'd be seeing some posts about "How much fun it is to drive" or "Just went for a spin in this bad boy" with a humblebrag to inevitable 'wow is that yours?' about how its actually pretty affordable if you put your mind to it blah blah blah we make it work because its just so awesome to own a porsche, because I'm a porsche owner with a porsche and better than you because you don't own a porsche.

I'm almost certain the reason new porsche has dropped out of John's mentions of is they saw what 100K car insurance was going to cost, so they now have a lawn ornament John might get to take out for short drives. Since John can't drive it without opening them up to all sorts of liability, he just doesn't talk about it. Talking about it will lead to all sorts of uncomfortable questions about why he can't take it to this or that event.


Going to deep down the rabbit hole:
Only thing I'm not quite sure about is what's the end game; even at lawn-ornament status, casual cash burn on a new Porsche is going to be huge, and probably run more over 2-3 years than just letting the dealership eat your deposit and walking away.

I think this means they are leasing.
The lease is a smaller monthly payment. Do that for 3 years, then finance the rest when the monthly payment is closer to 1K instead of 2K. But leases make you carry crazy insurance with crazy liability, which on a 100K car...yikes, and they probably didn't plan on that. So they get garage insurance.

I'm not sure if the plan is to do garage insurance for year or two and hope the insurance premiums drop (or if they're saving up to pay them off; yeah I know those two not immediately spending any money they get )
Or it they're going to pay the lease on a garage decoration, and then finance it after the lease is done, then get less expensive insurance.
Maybe Frank figured that even if it was cheaper in the long run to just eat the deposit and walk away, if he did that John would just find another expensive toy to fill the driveway.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm skeptical about John ever being completely honest with anyone, because he's a pathological liar.

True, for a guy pulling a six figure salary maybe he's just happy wife #3 isn't actively trying to get away from him like the last two, such that he puts up with this bullshit.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

True, for a guy pulling a six figure salary maybe he's just happy wife #3 isn't actively trying to get away from him like the last two, such that he puts up with this bullshit.

Wife number 3 or husband number 1 I'm not sure how to mark it on the score card.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wife number 3 or husband number 1 I'm not sure how to mark it on the score card.

"Final partner" most likely seeing as how short of Frank getting tired of Wu's shit, they're going to be together until one of them dies. It would be great if Frank died first just to get Wu to experience not having infinite money again, but it's most likely Wu who will drop dead after all the drugs, tranny shit, gender reassignment/appearance operations, chain smoking, and god knows what else hasn't been revealed yet.

 

[Particle Bored]

"Final partner" most likely seeing as how short of Frank getting tired of Wu's shit, they're going to be together until one of them dies. It would be great if Frank died first just to get Wu to experience not having infinite money again, but it's most likely Wu who will drop dead after all the drugs, tranny shit, gender reassignment/appearance operations, chain smoking, and god knows what else hasn't been revealed yet.

You can bet Frank has at least a $500k life insurance policy, but I guess even that would just make for its own countdown clock.

 

[KerryDixon9]

I'm almost certain the reason new porsche has dropped out of John's mentions of is they saw what 100K car insurance was going to cost, so they now have a lawn ornament John might get to take out for short drives.

She has a $100k Porsche. She loves to brag about things. Why would she stop bragging about owning a $100k Porsche just because she was unable to drive it? It doesn't make any sense. She was never shown actually driving her bike but that never stopped her bragging about it.

If Brianna was being hammered over insurance on her $100k Porsche she wouldn't be able to afford insurance on the $20k one or the shitbox one. If you are a liability risk for insurance they don't just go on the value of your car, they worry about the damage you cause to the other guy as well.

 

[Ghostse]

He has a $100k Porsche. He loves to brag about things. Why would he stop bragging about owning a $100k Porsche just because she was unable to drive it? It doesn't make any sense. He was never shown actually driving her bike but that never stopped him bragging about it.

If John was being hammered over insurance on his $100k Porsche he wouldn't be able to afford insurance on the $20k one or the shitbox one. If you are a liability risk for insurance they don't just go on the value of your car, they worry about the damage you cause to the other guy as well.

He can't actually ride the motorcycle, but he legally could. He can first-gear it down to starbucks and take a picture, and make sad little posts about putting it into storage for the winter. He doesn't brag about his porsche anymore more because it would lead to uncomfortable questions about why he doesn't drive it.

That's why I'm pretty sure they're leasing.
When you own, you only need to get the state-minimum insurance. Leases make you carry crazy liability because the finance company doesn't want to have to deal with anything if you wreck the car. My lease was under 30K of car, and, by terms of the lease, I had to carry i think it was 300/300/100, $500 deductible, full coverage. My insurance was about double what my coworker was paying for a more expensive car, two motorcycles, and had his wife as a 2nd driver on all of them - because he owned them, and could set sane coverage and deductible levels.

There is also a huge jump in premiums for sports cars, because people are more likely to do stupid shit in them. This goes up drastically when the car is new vs used; its not just to cover the increased value, people like to drive their new cars more.

That might be the endgame with the porsche, wait a year for John's post accident to fall off & the 'new car' hit to fall off.

 

[KerryDixon9]

He doesn't brag about his porsche anymore more because it would lead to uncomfortable questions about why he can't drive it.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Only retarded Kiwis mock her for not being able to ride or having a licence. Only Kiwis think she drove the Porsche into the bollard. Only Kiwis are theorizing why she isn't humble bragging on twitter.

She can brag about her car on twitter without driving it. She can post pictures of it without driving it. It doesn't make any sense that she's not bragging about it just because she's unable to afford to insure it. Giant SpaceKat was a massive failure and a waste of money but that hasn't stopped her pretending to be a Silicon Valley titan.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

He can't actually ride the motorcycle, but he legally could.

I'm not sure this is true. John tweeted -- last year, I think -- that he failed the written portion of the Massachusetts motorcycle license exam. I don't believe he has ever had a license to drive a motorcycle.

 

[Particle Bored]

He can't actually ride the motorcycle, but he legally could. He can first-gear it down to starbucks and take a picture, and make sad little posts about putting it into storage for the winter. He doesn't brag about his porsche anymore more because it would lead to uncomfortable questions about why he can't drive it.

That's why I'm pretty sure they're leasing.
When you own, you only need to get the state-minimum insurance. Leases make you carry crazy liability because the finance company doesn't want to have to deal with anything if you wreck the car. My lease was under 30K of car, and, by terms of the lease, I had to carry i think it was 300/300/100, $500 deductible, full coverage. My insurance was about double what my coworker was paying for a more expensive car, two motorcycles, and had his wife as a 2nd driver on all of them - because he owned them, and could set sane coverage and deductible levels.

There is also a huge jump in premiums for sports cars, because people are more likely to do stupid shit in them. This goes up drastically when the car is new vs used; its not just to cover the increased value, people like to drive their new cars more.

That might be the endgame with the porsche, wait a year for John's post accident to fall off & the 'new car' hit to fall off.

Financing a car also requires full coverage.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Only exceptional Kiwis mock her for not being able to ride or having a licence.

This is basically a Wu meme, and belief in its actual veracity varies widely, with I think most accepting it as just a meme (though he did admit to failing a bike exam). It has been established that he can drive a car (a stick shift no less, for that pure driving experience!!!!1!!).

Only Kiwis think she drove the Porsche into the bollard.

There's decent evidence for this based on the photos he posted, though no hard proof.

Only Kiwis are theorizing why she isn't humble bragging on twitter.

Only kiwis "care," or pay enough attention to know the $100k car still exists.

It doesn't make any sense that she's not bragging about it just because she's unable to afford to insure it.

I personally doubt it's an insurance thing, unless he was allowed to get some kind of "collectors" insurance that prevents him from putting it on the road, but I think we'd still see humblebragging if that were the case.

 

[ZKWNordman]

She has a $100k Porsche. She loves to brag about things. Why would she stop bragging about owning a $100k Porsche just because she was unable to drive it? It doesn't make any sense.

Because as much as she loves bragging, she hates taking shit for things that might harm her woke persona.

She already gets to brag about having the other Porsche, but constantly undervalues it. This works in her favor because she loves impressing people and putting haters in their place.

Scenarios:
A: Hater says wow, you’re a snob carpetbagger. Wu RTs them and says, ”oh yeah. A real snob. It’s worth $7000 and I work on it myself.” Instant bootlicking on Twitter.

B: Fanboi says wow sweet car! Wu RTs and says “thanks! I love working on cars. It’s how I de-stress! This one was just $7000! It’s a hobby I love.” More bootlicking.

So, by taking a $20,000 car and pretending it was way cheaper, she gets her brag endorphin rush another way. It’s no longer about money spent but imagine mechanical skill and good taste in “classic cars.”

This takes care of the high she can’t get from the $100k Porsche because she’s still getting attention.

She knows that talking about the $100k Porsche will hurt her (imagined) image.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John, no! You can't mean to imply that male employees of lower rank are just as capable of suffering workplace abuse just like women. I thought all men smoked huge cigars behind locked doors after hours to conspire to promote other people with a penis like them (and you)?

I can see how distraught you are by the above story, John.

 

[KerryDixon9]

She knows that talking about the $100k Porsche will hurt her (imagined) image.

It didn't stop her bragging during her half arsed practice campaign. She's stopped now because she's in her super-serious campaign.

The truth is that Brianna could still brag like she wants about her $100k car. When someone has a go and says a progressive Dem shouldn't be driving a $100k car she could reply that she can afford the car because of the success she's earned.

We know that her success was getting married to Frank's wallet, but all her twitter followers think she's a leader in tech. They don't care about woke billionaires and Bernie Saunders flying around in private jets, they won't car about Brianna in her best car.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Fucking weirdo

 

[AnOminous]

You can bet Frank has at least a $500k life insurance policy, but I guess even that would just make for its own countdown clock.

Seriously? You think Frank is suicidal?

John, no! You can't mean to imply that male employees of lower rank are just as capable of suffering workplace abuse just like women. I thought all men smoked huge cigars behind locked doors after hours to conspire to promote other people with a penis like them (and you)?

John really hates gay men. . .despite or more likely because of being one himself.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

So much of a manual shift or die kinda gal that he was complaining of not knowing how to drive shift earlier this year.

Remember, Wu ran a donation drive/competition thing in the run-up to the 2018 elections that offered as a prize an hour with John in his Porche on the 'backroad twisties'. He was tone deaf enough to use his fancy car as some sort of luxury plebs could experience if they were nice to him. Maybe the negative comments the Boston newspaper reporter made about John campaigning in a Porche actually hit home. If only the reporter had slagged off the One True Politician dress sack, maybe that would've saved the people of Ma8 a lot more horror.

I bet he bitched like fuck to Frank about the media thinking his Porche looked bad. Has there been any more comments from John on the Porche messageboards he posted on a while back?

 

[AprilRains]

Seriously? You think Frank is suicidal?

I think the clock being spoken of isn't a countdown to Frank's suicide, but rather how fast John can spend $500K.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh John you lovable rascal! Did your lead engineer also comment about you having used stolen textures in the game too but then you punched her right in the jaw and told her to make you a fucking sandwich and give you a blowjob? You delightful scamp!

Of course she was fucking wrong, what do women know after all? A strong WHITE MAN like John Flynt has all the answers, always.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh John you lovable rascal! Did your lead engineer also comment about you having used stolen textures in the game too but then you punched her right in the jaw and told her to make you a fucking sandwich and give you a blowjob? You delightful scamp!

Is John calling Frank a lead engineer?

Because Frank was the only one paying for anything GiantSpaceKunt ever did.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Oh John you lovable rascal! Did your lead engineer also comment about you having used stolen textures in the game too but then you punched her right in the jaw and told her to make you a fucking sandwich and give you a blowjob? You delightful scamp!

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Of course she was fucking wrong, what do women know after all? A strong WHITE MAN like John Flynt has all the answers, always.

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For some reason, John neglects to mention that his "lead engineer," who was paid "one dollar and other valuable considerations," went on unpaid vacation because Giant Spacekat's employees were all contract workers who received no paid sick time, no paid vacation, no health insurance, no profit sharing, no pension, no 401k match, no benefits whatsoever.

Progressive feminist John ran a woman-abusing Dickensian sweatshop that would be illegal in most First World countries.