Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Really the scoop of the century John, really makes you wonder what kind of people would create a situation such that children would be subject to this in the first place, doesn't it?

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Mola Ram said:
Any idea how much of Frank's money he blew on this latest toy?
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About $1500 for that particular printer.
https://www.microcenter.com/product/508021/lulzbot-mini-v20-3d-printer

It is so typically John. Not a bad printer, but incredibly grossly over priced and over specced for anything Frank would do with it. For literally half that, $750 you could get a Prusa I3 Mk 3. Arguably the best and most cutting edge reasonable home use 3d printers on the market. With all the bells and whistles. And the Prusa is still considered a fairly expensive unit. But worth it. The Lulzbots are what rich idiots buy at Microcenter. 3-4 year old tech. Bottom end “commercial grade” printers. Yeah they’ll run forever with minimal maintenance. But they are slow, loud, small print bed, and grossly overpriced for what they offer. 30 minutes of easy internet research and 3 days shipping would have gotten John a dozen far superior units at a fraction of the price. But John’s Gotta be John.
 
Norvic said:
Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

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Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
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Trash barrels next to the front door. Jesus Christ.

Is that the $100k porsche of the motorcycle? I can’t tell.
 
So in summary:

Trash cans out the front.
Cars parked on the sidewalk.
Gigantic obnoxious lawn ornament.
Leaves still haven't been raked, in fucking mid December.

Pretty much your definition of shitty neighbors, and we don't even know what kind of noises are coming out of the house.

And unlike his own vehicles, John has no such privacy concerns regarding Frank, so we now know his license plate is 8CP351 and the Challenger's VIN is 2C3CDZAG9HH519447.
 
The Gagh Whisperer said:
So in summary:

Trash cans out the front.
Cars parked on the sidewalk.
Gigantic obnoxious lawn ornament.
Leaves still haven't been raked, in fucking mid December.

Pretty much your definition of shitty neighbors, and we don't even know what kind of noises are coming out of the house.

And unlike his own vehicles, John has no such privacy concerns regarding Frank, so we now know his license plate is 8CP351 and the Challenger's VIN is 2C3CDZAG9HH519447.
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Which is funny considering the “real and credible threats” John claimed to have received and the FBI refused to investigate.

You can believe this asshole tried to waste the FBI’s resources?
 
Norvic said:
Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

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Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
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Probably should get rated autistic for this but:
I'm almost positive now John's getting wrecked on insurance. Which is why John never posts about his new acquisition.

He's very likely got "pavement insurance" (I can't remember the hilarious car culture term) which covers pretty much just fire & theft. You aren't covered for actually driving the thing, its for things you load on a trailer and take to car shows. Now, he's probably still taking it out, but knows enough that if he's taking a picture of himself in his sweet porsche outside of starbucks and posting it to twitter, he's going to get busted the next time he wams into a concrete post. Sorry I mean is rear ended by two irresponsible twenty year olds.

Frank probably drilled it into his head that getting caught in porsche = bad enough it actuallly stuck. This is why he keeps talking about his boxster, and never posts about his sweet new custom order.
 
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Norvic said:
Wow, OK. That's not tacky at all.

DuY-UWCXQAAajbV.jpg


Got the Wu for congress signs on there even before Lynch has begun his next term of office. Stay classy, Wu household.
(Also, rake your lawn you barbarians.)

Edit: Apparently that thing costs 500 bucks. More money well spent in the Wu household.
Edit 2: Also, the 100K Porsche makes a cameo appearance on the right edge of the photo. I guess she hasn't quite wrecked it yet.
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Wu has all these expensive toys while also constantly spending but they refuse to spend $10 to get Pedro to do their lawn.
Their house is a mess, its ugly outside and inside there is absolutely no care put into even making it presentable.
 
Marche said:
Wu has all these expensive toys while also constantly spending but they refuse to spend $10 to get Pedro to do their lawn.
Their house is a mess, its ugly outside and inside there is absolutely no care put into even making it presentable.
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It's almost like two male slobs live there.
 
polonium said:
Fuckin called it
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I called that too. Insurance adjusters are used to idiotic scams and either John was not fool enough to try to lie to the insurance company, or they could easily see that he had backed it up into a pillar. Either way he was getting fucked.

My only real wonder is if he tried to pull that ludicrous hit and run white chad driver story with Frank, and if Frank was stupid enough to believe it.
 
AnOminous said:
I called that too. Insurance adjusters are used to idiotic scams and either John was not fool enough to try to lie to the insurance company, or they could easily see that he had backed it up into a pillar. Either way he was getting fucked.

My only real wonder is if he tried to pull that ludicrous hit and run white chad driver story with Frank, and if Frank was stupid enough to believe it.
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it's too perfectly peak john: paying a fortune for a car you can't drive and can't easily return
 
Just a reminder, they’re renting that space so I’m sure the neighbors are super pissed over that too and counting the days when these trash fags will leave.

I wonder what insurance is for John, imagine having a $100k paperweight.
 
I think Brianna doesn't brag about the $100k Porsche because she's a super serious candidate and even she knows it's bad optics.

I think she won't drive it much because she's deluded and convinced herself that this model is going to be one of the freak Porsche's that are collector pieces and the value will skyrocket. These models definitely do exist but I don't think for a second her car will be one of them.
 
There's no doubt about it, John: things do get complicated when your parents give your half a million dollars for free but then all you do is spend the rest of your life shit talking them on the Twatter and pretending to be adopted.

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Peace and Harmony said:
There's no doubt about it, John: things do get complicated when your parents give your half a million dollars for free but then all you do is spend the rest of your life shit talking them on the Twatter and pretending to be adopted.

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“Complicated family” that might be the most unintentionally honest thing Johnny Boy has ever said. I still doubt it dawns on John that he and he alone is the “complication” in his.
 
AnOminous said:
My only real wonder is if he tried to pull that ludicrous hit and run white chad driver story with Frank, and if Frank was stupid enough to believe it.
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I think Frank is a big enough cuck that Wu can be completely honest with him and Frank still opens his big fat wallet for whatever bullshit his partner has brought upon them this time.

polonium said:
it's too perfectly peak john: paying a fortune for a car you can't drive and can't easily return
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It probably is killing Wu inside that they can't blab about the great custom 'spy car' they have on Twitter. A big bragging psuedo-dick replacement and it has to be kept a secret.

Except unlike the bike which has all but been forgotten, THIS expensive ride can't just be hidden in the basement or behind the house. Nor simply sold off like the abomination Audi TT because Wu is obsessed with Porsches. Of all the Albatrosses around Wu's neck, this one is probably the most pronounced as it's a problem they can't simply ignore into oblivion like how they've pretty much scrubbed anything to do with being a big female game dev from their current 'portfolio' so to speak.

RodgerDodger said:
“Complicated family” that might be the most unintentionally honest thing Johnny Boy has ever said. I still doubt it dawns on John that he and he alone is the “complication” in his.
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I don't think Wu even considers their biological family their 'family' anymore, not after getting cut off following three college attempt failures, a bankrupt animation studio that never got anywhere, and a rampant drug addiction.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I think Frank is a big enough cuck that Wu can be completely honest with him and Frank still opens his big fat wallet for whatever bullshit his partner has brought upon them this time.
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I'm skeptical about John ever being completely honest with anyone, because he's a pathological liar.
 
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