Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Those. Fucking. Glasses. They make me cringe every time I see them.

Coupled with those batshit Crazy Eyes. Served with a side helping of The Snarl.

I remember Warren saying that Frank thinks he won the lottery and that John is his "trophy wife". Folie a deux doesn't even begin to describe the levels of fuckedupedness that those two share.
 
Fat fuck crossover: puke in your mouth edition

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You don't deserve them, John. You murdered one and the others are slowly languishing to death from neglect.

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Don't scream because it's over, scream because it happened.

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It still counts as a nap if you fall asleep on the couch while shitposting on the Twatter, which is dozens of times a day.

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Don Herbert said:
I know I'm a bit late with this but I listened to John screech for 7 minutes on a player that I didn't know how to speed up and I watched him make all these faces.
He is just sitting there with this smug look on his fat face as he mansplains comic books and growing up queer as a poor, little black girl in a Klavern in The Hills Have Eyes, Mississippi, and I can tell in his mind he's so pleased because he thinks that he looks just like the anchor woman but young and hip. Also, John imagines that he fools people into thinking he "exercises" by throwing up his Twinkies, sometimes.
"We are the same, she and I. Brianna thought to herself,"John thought to himself as he huffed his own odor. "It was a feminine odor, Brianna thought for Brianna was surely a female," the 6'4 space camp champion muttered as he inserted a small plastic dildo, for the second time that day, to keep his flesh wound open.
I don't know, I capped some Wus.
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He could've at least brushed his hair. I know we don't believe he spends money on a stylist, but is actually running a brush through his rats nest - preferably from root to tip so it all gets untangled - really something John can't do?

I see along with the 'how to emote facially like a human' he's also read the self-help book on 'how to use your hands as you talk like a politician' with particular focus on the chapter marked 'steepling your fingers - it makes you appear confident and not at all false'. It's so painfully obvious he's roleplaying, and badly.

Who are these idiots that keep giving John Flynt airtime? They may as well interview the fake sign language dude from the Nelson Mandela gig as a real-life interpreter. It's about as legit as any of John's claims to expertise in any field.
 
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Yeah, OK Wu. Maybe if your dog is excessively licking, scratching or gnawing on itself, that's a sign that everything isn't actually A-OK. With Crash she basically ignored all the signs that the dog wasn't OK and only took it to the vet when it was far too late. It's not like they're hard up for money and Wu has all the time in the world. Spend a few bucks taking your damn dog to the vet. Best case, the poor thing probably has worms. Worst case it has some more serious intestinal malady or your neglect has caused it to go entirely crazy and start chewing on itself.

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Who are these idiots that keep giving John Flynt airtime? They may as well interview the fake sign language dude from the Nelson Mandela gig as a real-life interpreter. It's about as legit as any of John's claims to expertise in any field.
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Yeah, it's weird. This is the same person whose first interview with Wu hiccuped to a stop when she asked Wu how she was queer and got the answer that she was "bisexual." I thought that was the last time they'd have her on the show, but she's been back twice since then. Apparently when you get your name on the list of talking heads on call for TV then you're on the list forever.
 
Norvic said:
Yeah, OK Wu. Maybe if your dog is excessively licking, scratching or gnawing on itself, that's a sign that everything isn't actually A-OK. With Crash she basically ignored all the signs that the dog wasn't OK and only took it to the vet when it was far too late. It's not like they're hard up for money and Wu has all the time in the world. Spend a few bucks taking your damn dog to the vet. Best case, the poor thing probably has worms. Worst case it has some more serious intestinal malady or your neglect has caused it to go entirely crazy and start chewing on itself.
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The dog is self-cannibalizing in order to end its suffering
 
It's probably infected from being so fucking filthy in that shithole of a house they live in.
 
Lazily tapping through KF gallery while on the phone with a customer can be deadly.

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When I saw this image, and especially when it framed like that in my mind, I almost chocked on my own tongue.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
As opposed to having your moral compass warped prior to obtaining the illusion of celebrity. Fuck off.
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Unlike John the thief, Pewds donates to charity frequently. John is a sociopath who has never done a single thing in his life that wasn't completely self-interested.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
As opposed to having your moral compass warped prior to obtaining the illusion of celebrity. Fuck off.

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Got his ass pats from Boogie then deletes a day later. What a bitch.

"Hey famous friendly guy with a decent reputation, I too like that thing!"

"Neat! So cool we both like that thing!

"(don't worry folks, I don't really like that thing)"
 
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