Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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That poster is hilarious. It's says everything about John's fantasy of being Jane Bond, or Secret (Agent) Man, or whatever.

He may have pursued VR at one time, but he doesn't need any tech for that -- virtual reality is baked into his OS.
 
No office space for Natalie? (:_(

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NOT ANOTHER hey this is my jam!!

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I swear, John is reading this thread and using it for advice. We’ve been laughing at him for two years over renting and not owning at their age (even though he complains they “can’t afford to buy a house”) and now suddenly they’re buying a house. I will bet in the future FEC filing where they list assets, Frank’s stocks will be gutted. All that money wasted to keep his tranny ghoul happy and showing off their poor financial decisions.

Three Porsche’s, an Audi money pit, high end electronics, thousands spent on gaming, failed video game and studio, failed political campaign and John brings in about $10k a year to this “relationship”.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I swear, John is reading this thread and using it for advice. We’ve been laughing at him for two years over renting and not owning at their age (even though he complains they “can’t afford to buy a house”) and now suddenly they’re buying a house. I will bet in the future FEC filing where they list assets, Frank’s stocks will be gutted. All that money wasted to keep his tranny ghoul happy and showing off their poor financial decisions.

Three Porsche’s, an Audi money pit, high end electronics, thousands spent on gaming, failed video game and studio, failed political campaign and John brings in about $10k a year to this “relationship”.
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Oh, that's nothing. There is no force on earth that can prepare you for being a homeowner after a lifetime of renting. Anything you would have called the landlord or super for, now you have to deal with, and you are liable for. That's not even considering the nervewracking stress that goes along with a mortgage, which payments you miss at your peril, and which refinancing is a nightmare even when it's favorable for you (and with Trump's economy, ironically, refinancing has been pretty sweet lately). There's a reason "mortgage" is based on the French word for "death-pledge."

The fun is just starting. Wait until the first time a pipe bursts, or the hot water heater goes, or something gets fucked with the wiring. A whole delightful new chapter of Wu antics is about to begin.
 
Mola Ram said:
The fun is just starting. Wait until the first time a pipe bursts, or the hot water heater goes, or something gets fucked with the wiring. A whole delightful new chapter of Wu antics is about to begin.
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Especially since it's self-evident the "Godzilla of Tech" has absolutely no actual hardware skills or aptitude for fixing things. Frank had better be prepared to pay for a repair call if the light bulb burns out in the refrigerator.

We can only hope that they do buy a house, that John decides he wants a "smart home", and he decides to do all the installation and configuring himself. The possibilities for hilarity will be endless.
 
I doubt they’ll buy or can afford new construction. In MA you have to be careful because the houses are old and have loads of problems that can cost quiet a bit to repair (electrical and plumbing).

You can’t drop $35k on a Porsche when you’re a homeowner because you have property tax bills as well repairs to plan for. John is so bad with money and Frank an idiot. I bet he thinks the money won’t stop coming in but they’re just blowing Frank’s stock.

Peace and Harmony said:
Like you give a fuck about any religion at all.

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It's too autistic, John. The word you're looking for is autistic.

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You have neither the looks nor the brains, John. You’re just a larping faggot playing pretend software engineer. This is so dumb, who dresses as a biker for a tech poster?
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Mola Ram said:
The fun is just starting. Wait until the first time a pipe bursts, or the hot water heater goes, or something gets fucked with the wiring. A whole delightful new chapter of Wu antics is about to begin.
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John will probably declare himself a handymanwuman and utterly fuck shit up in some way that renders the house uninhabitable, plagued with black mold and asbestos, and burns it down without insurance. There is no way John doesn't somehow turn this into bankruptcy for the screaming midget.
 
Frank is getting impressively cucked on this house deal. He's the breadwinner, but the house search is entirely focused on her requirements.

HER phony political campaign. HER dogs. HER Porsches that can't be left out in the rain.

He's the one who had friends back in his old neighbourhood and a house reasonably close to his job. He's the one who has to go out every day to the office and might want to consider how long the commute takes. He's the one getting fucked because he can't tell BrirBri she's never going to be congresswuman.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Like you give a fuck about any religion at all.

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It's too autistic, John. The word you're looking for is autistic.

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This can be what a (female) gamer looks like:

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This is the look of a confused crossdresser rapidly approaching middle age and trying desperately to project that he's done something with his life and is accepted as 'cool' by literally anyone:
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also, everyone remember how Wu brags about always wearing all safety gear when riding a motorcycle? What an obvious poser.
 
Randy Lahey said:
If John gets a smart home someone needs to hack it and turn his air conditioning on in winter.
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That would have made a very dramatic addition to the "How the Internet Ruined My Life" episode. The lights spookily turning on and off, doors opening and closing on their own, then a skeletal visage materializing on the big screen TV and delivering the "we need to take videogames back to the '50s" manifesto.
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Every time she dresses like that I just see "How do you do fellow kids?". You're 41 years old. It doesn't look cool, it's just pure cringe to see a 41-year old unemployed housewife pretending to be some 20 year old biker chick.
 
Richard Stabone said:
Every time she dresses like that I just see "How do you do fellow kids?". You're 41 years old. It doesn't look cool, it's just pure cringe to see a 41-year old unemployed housewife pretending to be some 20 year old biker chick.
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Wether dressed as ewe, and mutton dressed as lamb. As Comic Book Guy would say, "Worst midlife crisis ever."
 
Blue Jerkop said:
This can be what a (female) gamer looks like:

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This is the look of a confused crossdresser rapidly approaching middle age and trying desperately to project that he's done something with his life and is accepted as 'cool' by literally anyone:
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also, everyone remember how Wu brags about always wearing all safety gear when riding a motorcycle? What an obvious poser.
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“Just cruising on my sport bike in a miniskirt like all the hip 40 year olds do. You kids need me to buy you some smokes?”
 
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