Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Why do good men stay silent as this menace ravages our society???

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Verily, may not a single piece of copper falleth from my palm into yours

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Oh, that's nothing. There is no force on earth that can prepare you for being a homeowner after a lifetime of renting. Anything you would have called the landlord or super for, now you have to deal with, and you are liable for. That's not even considering the nervewracking stress that goes along with a mortgage, which payments you miss at your peril, and which refinancing is a nightmare even when it's favorable for you (and with Trump's economy, ironically, refinancing has been pretty sweet lately). There's a reason "mortgage" is based on the French word for "death-pledge."

The fun is just starting. Wait until the first time a pipe bursts, or the hot water heater goes, or something gets fucked with the wiring. A whole delightful new chapter of Wu antics is about to begin.


Just imagine. Brianna Wu as Bob Vila. “Hey Twitter. I’m decking out my basement to look like the bridge of the Starship Voyager. I’m doing all of the wiring myself. Why pay a licensed electrician? I do this to relax while the old white dudes in politics play golf, the lame-asses! Incidentally, anyone know where I can get a custom Janeway uniform, size XXXL?”

One week later:
“I’m working on a blog I expect to go viral. It’s about the shitty electrical work found in old Boston homes. The city will pay for this! RIP Splonk, Spittoon, Vulva, and Frank!”
 
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