Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Judge Holden]

Take note that this photograph is taken in their dining room, so they're still not using that office they rented for commercials/film studio shit.

Ya know I wouldnt be even slightly shocked if it was later found that they had been using it to dump their household trash, animal shit, and the occasional corpse of some of the endless replacement dogs she gets

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"I just put the politician outfit on for the sake of this photo."

It reminds me of a previous poster that pointed out that Wu maybe thinks that like in cartoons characters only wear one set of clothes. Maybe he tries to force it to be recognized as his "signature dress" like the "little black dress" of old.

 

[Norvic]

Speaking of footwear, it has been awhile since we've seen the hooker boots. Think they finally gave out?

I think she thinks her outfits work like Barbie's. Just change the clothes and you've got a new career with the same doll.
The boots were part of the Xtreme Gamer Grrl playset which Wu no longer wants to play with. The dress is the centrepiece of the Serious Politician Playset which is her current favourite toy.

Next up, kevlar fire retardant jumpsuit for the Stock Car Racer playset.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Let's not forget that she hired Warren Lynch in order to get dirt on her opponent. That's bigger than taking a meeting.

And then tried to starve him with the wages he was offered for the campaign heavy lifting he was shouldering.

I actually heard Man of the People Stephen Lynch's congressional comments used as an example of what progressives want more of from their elected democratic members of Congress on a podcast of a public radio show out of I want to say Houston, TX and was wondering if/when/how it'd be brought up in John's thread when I realized who was being replayed and discussed. The fact it's a MA-08 Democratic party member using it to seal the deal in the ballot box is just the sweetest, not saltiest, icing.

John, when will you accept the old truism, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog?

 

[Henry Bemis]

It reminds me of a previous poster that pointed out that Wu maybe thinks that like in cartoons characters only wear one set of clothes. Maybe he tries to force it to be recognized as his "signature dress" like the "little black dress" of old.

Each outfit is fetching.

In the Mean Girls sense.

As in, it's never going to happen.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

There needs to be a line of Garanimals designed specifically for troons. That way they can just match tags to arrive at an ensemble that doesn't look like it was assembled by a blind tween with a learning disability.

Obviously, there would be no such things as hooker boots or belts-of-fail in this clothing line.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

It reminds me of a previous poster that pointed out that Wu maybe thinks that like in cartoons characters only wear one set of clothes. Maybe he tries to force it to be recognized as his "signature dress" like the "little black dress" of old.

Well with his Apple Obsession, maybe John/Brianna considers himself Steve Jobs.

We all know the real answer, the 6ft tranny ghoul can’t find flattering clothes and is deathly afraid of department stores. Bright lights, judging employees, scared children etc.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Well with his Apple Obsession, maybe John/Brianna considers himself Steve Jobs.

I've shit posted about it before but Jesus was a carpenter and Wu looks at him and thinks "a carpenter, huh"
Steve Jobs instead of Jesus though, John just wants a place of worship that he can preach benevolence from and leverage some symbols of meaning.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

You think Wu can walk in heels? She's probably never even tried.
I particularly like the 180 degree twist in the belt that screams "I just put the politician outfit on for the sake of this photo."

If John wore heels, they would punch through most floors because of the immense weight concentrated on less than a square inch of the heels' surface.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Take note that this photograph is taken in their dining room, so they're still not using that office they rented for commercials/film studio shit.

I'm pretty sure they only rented that for one quarter, i.e. they don't have it anymore. They never used it.
I don't remember seeing the rent on any recent filings. And I think I remember Warren saying they don't have that office anymore.

There needs to be a line of Garanimals designed specifically for troons. That way they can just match tags to arrive at an ensemble that doesn't look like it was assembled by a blind tween with a learning disability.

Obviously, there would be no such things as hooker boots or belts-of-fail in this clothing line.

Most troons and crossdressers I have met actually blow it out of the water. They know fashion and dress more feminine than most women.

It's something they pay attention to and devote a lot of their mental energy on perfecting. They believe that they better identify as a woman and they try really hard to get everything they think "being a woman" means to 100%.
Contrast this to John which is just an ugly man who wanted the victim point/privileges of being a woman, and to be that "cool girl who does all the boy things" that he so fetishes, and is also gay but wasn't willing to be a gay man, he thought it was "more betterer" to be a gay man who cut off his dick and calls the hole a vergina.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like if you are going to craft a "masterpiece" of fiction with a backdrop of presidential politics and the word election in the name of the thing, that might be something worth looking at, but that would require mild effort or at least the equivalent of an 8th grade social studies or civics class.

John has repeatedly said he's going to filibuster in the House. He doesn't even know what the job he's running for actually does.

Forget transgender. John tells the world that his Celestial homunculus is 5-foot-eight, but won't state his own height.

This is John next to Janet Reno. Janet Reno was 6'2". John has a couple inches on her at least (and I don't mean the cock he chopped off).

We all know the real answer, the 6ft tranny ghoul can’t find flattering clothes and is deathly afraid of department stores. Bright lights, judging employees, scared children etc.

John has no excuse. Any decent size city has clothes stores that cater to transgender and transvestites and they're used to unusual size clothes. He has no shortage of Frank's money to spend either. He chooses to look like a grotesque ghoul or is too autistic to realize he looks like that.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

John has no excuse. Any decent size city has clothes stores that cater to transgender and transvestites and they're used to unusual size clothes. He has no shortage of Frank's money to spend either. He chooses to look like a grotesque ghoul or is too autistic to realize he looks like that.

Even if he weren't in a big metropolitan area, shopping for clothes on the Internet has gotten a lot better in recent years and he's shown no compunctions about doing so (perhaps even a preference since he won't have to deal with potential judging stares or the fact that most stores don't carry women's clothes sized big enough for 6'4" goons). Brianna dresses the way he does because he doesn't give a shit about how a woman is supposed to look or act; remember, he believes he's better than the average woman. The thought that goes through his head when he gets these embarrassingly small dresses or other accessories is "how does this validate my cosplay fantasies".

 

[Mola Ram]

Next up, kevlar fire retardant jumpsuit for the Stock Car Racer playset.

Hopefully not too fire retardant.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Hopefully not too fire retardant.

Burn victim Wu? That would just get her more pity points and white knights. Do you really want a whole new army of Ryu Long(s) coming along?

"As a burn victim with permanent scarring...."

Plus that troon is already hideous as it is. Let's not hope for it to get any worse.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You stand at a moral Rubicon, @jack. Will you allow the public to know about the frogs turning gay or will you remain silent?

You know who still cares about Milo, John? Colossal fucking faggots like yourself.

You get a ban! You get a ban! Everyone I dislike gets a ban! Fuck you.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Burn victim Wu? That would just get her more pity points and white knights. Do you really want a whole new army of Ryu Long(s) coming along?

"As a burn victim with permanent scarring...."

Plus that troon is already hideous as it is. Let's not hope for it to get any worse.

Surprisingly, Brianna has already pretended to be a burn victim. A year or so ago, she tried claiming that the scarring from the SRS surgery was from getting burned by a laptop of all things. Not quite sure why he felt the need to make up a new lie for it when he had the "urinary tract birth defect" lie other than similar lies have become popular in troon circles of late.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

You stand at a moral Rubicon, @jack. Will you allow the public to know about the frogs turning gay or will you remain silent?

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You know who still cares about Milo, John? Colossal fucking faggots like yourself.

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You get a ban! You get a ban! Everyone I dislike gets a ban! Fuck you.

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Congrats Wu, "I am telling you, as one of the primary targets of Gamergate?"

While piss-poor execution of the English language yet again, the closest meaning it can be construed to have is:

1. You are telling me something
2. You question whether Gamergate was even about you

Your best and most aware, "woke" moments, John, are due to unintentional results of your failures to execute.

The event in your life which has led to your being known at all is you stealing the spotlight from Zoe "5 guys means 2 of you use my eyes" Quinn and trying to draw all the attention of unfair journalism to how shitty your "game of the year" was.

How much does this hurt? Or does the narcissism twist it so you believe "even my low points and mistakes are high-impact!" ?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Quick check in with known human trafficker @RepStephenLynch. In spite of John W. Flynt rightly pointing out that "Little Lynch" lacks the stature - literally! - to rule, the Emperor of Manlets still finds the stones to drag himself out of his cave to meet with constituents, empower organisations, and celebrate the civic and educational achievements of local communities. Disgusting!!! Where are your priorities, @RepStephenLynch? Don't you know that the Twatter is still a hothouse for white supremacists and that any one of those people you are standing with could be raped by @RealAlexJones at any moment??? Wait a minute......Steve, YOU are one of those white supremacists on the Twatter! Shame!!!

 

[Herbert Hoover]

You stand at a moral Rubicon, @jack. Will you allow the public to know about the frogs turning gay or will you remain silent?

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You know who still cares about Milo, John? Colossal fucking faggots like yourself.

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You get a ban! You get a ban! Everyone I dislike gets a ban! Fuck you.

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I feel like banning someone off of Twitter only makes their message more important for the ones who want to follow it. And didn't the pedo-ing happen months after he was kicked of Twitter? He still had a large following (and detractors that would burn down student unions) before that.

And impeachment? I literally can't laugh hard enough

 

[AnOminous]

"Light years better."

Someone should mansplain to John what the fuck "light years" even are.