Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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40 year old unemployed gay man with no children.

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Do you have the answers, @RepStephenLynch? Do you????

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40 year old unemployed gay man with no children.

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- the same way actual dogs and cats deal with their children being taken away for adoption.

- Given the whole premise involves a league of basically tame animal cockfighting on a regional AND national scale, that isn't poaching you fucking moron. Nobody owns wild pokemon so he can't actually STEAL them, which is what poaching is in this context.

- Actually a valid question BUT it's been so fucking obvious since day 1 of the franchise that everybody both KNOWS this is weird and overlooks it because the world generally seems a lot fucking safer in order to have 12 year olds wandering around without adult supervision unleashing the power of extrdimensional alien gods at each other.

Do you have the answers, @RepStephenLynch? Do you????

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- There's more than one fucking professor you shithead and in the cartoons they are REGULARLY seen working together, so the idea peer review doesn't happen regarding Oak is bullshit.

- Pokedex entries make reference to the food chain and pokemon eating other pokemon ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Maybe if they actually fucking read the damn thing (or played the games at all) they would know this. And yes, humans DO eat pokemon as well as consume things from pokemon.

- I'm just going to link the bulbapedia article about that because it's shockingly complicated, but in short pokemon pretty much are supposed to have a 'comfortable environment' inside the balls that discourage escape (or if it's a Master Ball, there is no escape).

- That's like asking if DOGS can be trained for war, except here the dogs have superpowers like POISON and PINPOINT ELECTROCUTION and that's just the common pokemon. Legendaries naturally are so strong that the games generally are about the bad guys trying to capture them specifically to utilize them as weapons of some sort. And given such behavior is seen as super fucking illegal, I would assume there are laws against it.

This is maximum laziness on Wu's part, since everything I just put up was either from my recollection of the series as a child (haven't played a game since Emerald either) or five minutes searching on bulbapedia. I would take a guess that they're high on ambien or cough syrup again.
 
"The left needs to spend a lot less time on performative positions..." - Wu

Like performing/cosplaying as a woman? I heartily agree.
 
6 years? Son, she's still gonna be screaming into the void when we're following her escapades via neural implant and Null has become a sentient hive of hate-fueled nanobots.

The thought of this terrified me until I realized I too will become a sentient hive of hate-fueled nanobots.
 
Yes John I'm sure you'll be showing off the fruits of this Herculean task on your campaign website any day now because all of this definitely happened.

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Trick question, because Brianna has never run in dress shoes. Just replace "running" with "walking" and I'm pretty sure it's all true.
 
The thought of this terrified me until I realized I too will become a sentient hive of hate-fueled nanobots.

REEEEEEEE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO REEEEEEEE SINCE TRUMP WAS ELECTED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS "ORANGE CHEETO HITLER DRUMPF IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE REEEEEE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. REEEEE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
 
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I like how some of these questions are answered in the games themselves. I know this and I barely even play Pokémon games.

SUCH A GAMER GIRL
I'm honestly not sure which kind of posts of Brianna are more tiresome. The clearly uninformed political ranting, or Brianna's attempts to look like a so quirky and zany gamer!

Maybe the former because you can at least laugh at it. But Brianna's attempts at humor are just terrible. It absolutely reeks of an old man desperately trying to fit in with the "hip" younger generation (which it is, but it's so painfully obvious).
 
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I'm honestly not sure which kind of posts of Brianna are more tiresome. The clearly uninformed political ranting, or Brianna's attempts to look like a so quirky and zany gamer!

Maybe the former because you can at least laugh at it. But Brianna's attempts at humor are just terrible. It absolutely reeks of an old man desperately trying to fit in with the "hip" younger generation (which it is, but it's so painfully obvious).

 
40 year old unemployed gay man with no children.

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Do you have the answers, @RepStephenLynch? Do you????

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Sounds like a lot of questions that someone who has only played any of the games for 20 minutes (aside from the completely story-absent Pokémon Go) would have. About 20 years ago.

:thinking:I thought Wu was a hardcore gamer grill? Why is he talking like an old Boomer? "How do you do, fellow Pokemaniacs! I, too, fondly remember this classic game from my childhood in my early 20s!"
 
REEEEEEEE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO REEEEEEEE AT YOU SINCE TRUMP WAS ELECTED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS "ORANGE CHEETO HITLER DRUMPF IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE REEEEEE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. REEEEE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

"I Have No Dick And I Must REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
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