Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dimethyl Ketone said:
As a software engineer..... I don't get it. SQL isn't a backend unless your frontend is a SQL prompt... Your backend may, however, connect to a SQL database.

Saying SQL is a backend is like saying a named pipe is a backend, or a temp file. This all assuming that Wu even knows the difference between SQL (a language) and a SQL Server (that processes the language). What's the "L" stand for again?
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Let's take it further. Facebook doesn't use relational databases solely, or even primarily.

They use distributed, horizontally scalable databases like Hadoop; in fact, they even developed the Hive infrastructure so that their data scientists could use a SQL-like language to query it. However, Hadoop is very different in concept and implementation from the RDBs Wu thinks she's talking about when she makes that joke. Given the volume of data they deal with, it's not surprising they'd want something that scaled up well.

Facebook also uses graph databases, which focus on the connections between things. They developed a querying language called GraphQL to serve a purpose something like SQL serves for relational databases. Since they are a social network, it makes sense that they'd focus on connections, for friend recommendations and so on.

And I know this who am no expert in databases, nor have I ever worked for Facebook. How the fuck does our software genius not know it?

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Richard Stabone said:
I don't understand the joke.
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It's a pun on not being able to find one's ass (back end) with both hands and a flashlight. As @Dimethyl Ketone says, Brianna is using the terminology incorrectly. But thatsthejoke.jpg.
 
AprilRains said:
Let's take it further. Facebook doesn't use relational databases solely, or even primarily.
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John thinks "NoSQL" just means not using a database.

It's a pun on not being able to find one's ass (back end) with both hands and a flashlight. As @Dimethyl Ketone says, Brianna is using the terminology incorrectly. But thatsthejoke.jpg.
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How does a flashlight even help you find your own ass?

Unless....
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The joke is double unfunny because Congress both as an institution and a group of people doesn't have any back-end. The website of Congress has, but I assume they have software devs that take care of that. There is no need for people in Congress to look for their back-end or query any databases using their own code no matter if distributed or not. They don't need to be software engineers, in fact it's better if they are lawyers, as they primarily deal with lawmaking. It would be good if they had a rudimentary knowledge about massive social media enterprises, but for that again they don't need to know SQL. It would be sufficient if they knew something about ads placement.
 
_01 said:
Why does it matter that you're from the South? You can't predict its economic future because you were there once decades ago and hated it, just like I can't predict the economic future of a Chuck E. Cheese I went to in 2001 because I visited it once and a worker threw up on me.


"'Make America Great Again?' Hah! You mean 'Great for Russia!'"

[Russia-allied country gets bombed by America]



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Brianna just confuses me on so many levels...
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Great now I am asking myself if Wu wears a corset or gotten her lower ribs removed, and neither is a thing I want to imagine.
Dimethyl Ketone said:
As a software engineer..... I don't get it. SQL isn't a backend unless your frontend is a SQL prompt... Your backend may, however, connect to a SQL database.

Saying SQL is a backend is like saying a named pipe is a backend, or a temp file. This all assuming that Wu even knows the difference between SQL (a language) and a SQL Server (that processes the language). What's the "L" stand for again?
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Chances are Wu recently stumbled over the phpMyAdmin page of her webserver by accident, and instantly declared herself a expert for all things SQL.
 
Wow, I never thought I'd read a "joke" so bad that I actually wanted to slit my own wrists, but here we are.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
I've never seen someone try so hard to be funny as often as Brianna and continuously fall flat. He has to be the most unfunny cow we have on the site in terms of trying to make jokes.

Even Chris occasionally has a good zinger.
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The sickest burn ever posted on this forum was said by someone who looks like this and is probably actually retarded.



Oh so that's how you got a date with a lesbian you became one!
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Peace and Harmony said:
Crosspost. Amazingly, John took some time off sperging about E3 and actually left the house.

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Ewwwww... Imagine the horror of the folks sitting across the table who had to witness things unspeakable prior to the crossing of those legs...

Wu either grew or more likely since we only see him in this maroon dress now, decided to wash ol' black once and not only shrunk but partially bleached her one outfit...
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
The facial expressions of those in the audience do not bode well for Flynt/Wu on election day.
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At least two of the people are in dead stare at the opposite wall (with one women almost covering her one eye) and not looking at John at all and one man is looking down into his lap. Probably wondering how the fuck he ended up there.


And why is Frank videoing this?
They never share any of Johns supposed campaign stops.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Crosspost. Amazingly, John took some time off sperging about E3 and actually left the house.

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Well there is the new dress. We haven't seen "The One Dress" in some time. Perhaps the gut belt failed and the seams took some stress damage so this became his daily driver.

As always, John's showing a lot of skin for a campaign event, especially for a 40 year old seven foot tall dude. I guess that's how autogynephilia works though.
 
Just thought I'd share what's been going on in Bizzaroland since good-twin John Walker Flynt discovered his mentions here.

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Shoutout:

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Bless you, good-twin John Walker Flynt.
 
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