Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Gorilla Tessellator]

Oh, so that would be John Walker Flynt's life if he wasn't lazy and insane?

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Oh, so that would be John Walker Flynt's life if he wasn't lazy and insane?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brian...t-general-thread.23639/page-1755#post-3455421

You're familiar with Star Trek right? The Bizzaro universe where everyone has a twin but instead of the Good Guys of the Enterprise they're evil twins? And Spock has an evil goatee?
I interpret it as a similar thing here -- a quantom split in multi-universe theory where John Walker Flynt chose a noble good life (In Bizzaro World) vs Tranny Scammy in our world.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Jesus Christ. Brianna is lucky to have us correct/proofread all her dumb fucking comments.
Her army of beta orbiters on Twitter are so fucking lame and pandering.

I've been a professional in the software world longer than Brianna has had The Gash where his tiny dick used to be.... and I can say in all those years I've never ONCE heard anyone say "S-Q-L". It's Sequel.
I bet she thinks HTML is commonly read as "hutmeal." Software fucking engineer and best in the world at Unreal engine my ass (which thankfully I can find without a flashlight).

 

[AprilRains]

I bet she thinks HTML is commonly read as "hutmeal."

Don't tell her about the common file extension for server-side includes in HTML pages. I don't want to hear about her shitmeal.

 

[Norvic]

I've been a professional in the software world longer than Brianna has had The Gash where his tiny dick used to be.... and I can say in all those years I've never ONCE heard anyone say "S-Q-L". It's Sequel.

I've only ever known one person who says "sequel", and I think people who do that are weirdos. So take that for what it's worth

 

[AprilRains]

Maybe we can compromise on Squirrel.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Once again I wanna smack him.

"During the Cold War, which I, John Fly... I mean, Brianna Wu, personally defeated Gorbachev atop Mt Doom for the One Ring of Power, which Gollum (You may know him as Trump) stole from me, we must invest in nanobots to upgrade our computer infrastructure, which gets hacked daily, leading to 40,000 trooo... and honest wyman getting murdered in the streets every day by the Evil Alt-Right..."

go fuck yourself, John.

What you know about defensive needs of any nation I could write on the head of a leprechauns dick with an arc welder.

Here's a fucking Murphy for you that applies to computer security as well as fortications, you escaped circus freak.

"If they can't get in, you can't get out..."

Now, you massive troll beast, since we know you read this thread, explain why that applies to Tempus shielded systems.

Now tell me what the problem with government computing systems are. (Here's a hint, it's why the Pentagon spent over a billion dollars to fix DEFAS then said fuck it and went back to the old system)

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

ha ha databases are a thing that exist I guess?

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John Flynt

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't want to hear about her shitmeal.

Too bad.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I love the Blue Apron posts.

1. Food prep. Thanks Blue Apron!
2. Food prep. Smells so good!
3. Charred, mangled mess.
4. Screaming Frank.

Every single time

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Jesus Christ. Brianna is lucky to have us correct/proofread all her dumb fucking comments.
Her army of beta orbiters on Twitter are so fucking lame and pandering.

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I've been a professional in the software world longer than Brianna has had The Gash where his tiny dick used to be.... and I can say in all those years I've never ONCE heard anyone say "S-Q-L". It's Sequel.
I bet she thinks HTML is commonly read as "hutmeal." Software fucking engineer and best in the world at Unreal engine my ass (which thankfully I can find without a flashlight).

Must be a regional thing, I never heard someone say 'Sequel' either.

Too bad.

Why the fuck is Wu using a rubber pastry scraper instead of a spatula?

 

[AnOminous]

Too bad.

I bet even their dogs, starving and caged in the basement, would turn down that foul pile of vomit.

 

[0 0]

Oh, so that would be John Walker Flynt's life if he wasn't lazy and insane?

That's always an innate sadness in observing most lolcows. Sometimes you wonder who they'd be if they weren't insane or needlessly self-righteous.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

All Wu does is tossing already cut ingredients on a frying pan. Still somehow manages to fuck it up.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Maybe we can compromise on Squirrel.

Let's go full open source and unify the users by forcing a decision that no one likes: It's pronounced Squeal

 

[NQ 952]

Let's go full open source and unify the users by forcing a decision that no one likes: It's pronounced Squeal

Like what Wu does when Frank pounds him I the ass?

 

[polonium]

Now, you massive troll beast, since we know you read this thread, explain why that applies to Tempus shielded systems.

Now tell me what the problem with government computing systems are. (Here's a hint, it's why the Pentagon spent over a billion dollars to fix DEFAS then said fuck it and went back to the old system)

Did you mean tempest?

 

[Prussian Blue]

I enjoy the good twins tweets, but kinda wish spacekatgoy went with 'Brian Wu' or, obviously 'John Walker Flynt'. It wouldn't be obvious as a parody, and like the parody Spoony account, stupid people might think its real.

 

[idosometimes]

Working woman's candidate, has zero idea on how franchised fast food stores order supplies.

Not just order supplies. The intelligent courageous strong woman has no idea how chain restaurants operate. Chain donut shops (Dunkin Donuts, Mr. Doughnut's Bakery-Land, Tim Hortons, Crankles, etc) ship in frozen donuts and shells that are thawed, baked, and filled/sprinkled/frosted in store. With the exception of MDBL, they all used centralized bakeries at one point, but now freeze nearly everything. JIT for coffee? Huh? Like there is a grinding factory that is popping out bags twice a day so that Dunkin Donuts store 1601 on North Park Ave can make a new pot?
$5000 (retail value) is not even a lot of inventory for any restaurant. A 100-ounce flavor syrup jug for a beverage that sells for $1.5 per ounce is $150 retail value per jug. Ten of them gets you to $1500.

Hard hitting foreign policy analysis from the dumb bitch who spent the last 16 hours sperging about Dunkin' Donuts and Smash Bros.

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How are people imprisoned for secretly holding opinions?
North Koreans have not been starving since Jong-Il was in power. The famine ended in 1998. Jong Un has opened up DPRK compared to his pops and grandpops. The creation of internal private markets has allowed great increases in quality of life, even under a regime run by a god-king.
Why do the loudest and tranniest people always know the least about everything?

 

[zedkissed60]

tfw the Secretary of the Commonwealth (re)doxes you

http://www.sec.state.ma.us/ele/ele18/state_primary-democratic18.htm (http://archive.is/Tfol3)