Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Kiwi investigation team reporting in.

Wu has hired a signature company and is paying $2 a signature.

When asked why people should vote for her I heard "she's good with tech and fights nazis."
Great find.

Now the question is why she would keep Warren in the dark about this. He only knew them as a secret, mystery guy. Being her only paid campaign worker and main organizer of the signature gathering, her decision is strange.

Found a relevant conversation on Twitter. IMG_20180414_232330.png IMG_20180414_232350.png Tell us more about how you're only using grassroot supporters, Wu.
 
Now the question is why she would keep Warren in the dark about this. He only knew them as a secret, mystery guy. Being her only paid campaign worker and main organizer of the signature gathering, her decision is strange.

Because Wu has a pathological need to feel important.

Admitting that her campaign isn't successful enough to attract volunteers just isn't an option for Wu, she's physically incapable of it. She constantly lies about her "team" even to the one person who is actually on her team.
 
What's up with Voehl? I think I got a Facebook ad for him once. He hasn't done a single event that I've heard about. It's one thing for him to say he's running and send in his paperwork to the FEC, but another to spend $7000 of his own money to get on the ballot.
 
THEY'RE WORKING ON IT! Frank and Brianna are very busy on the campaign race track right now. See?

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- You don't fucking fishtail in Mario Kart when driving on ice, no matter which version of the game - otherwise if you wiped out on ice, you wouldn't be able to immediately get back up to speed and rejoin the race. If anything, it only affects your ability to drift tightly which any competent player (read: Not Brianna Wu) would be able to overcome easily.

- Did a lookup on that corvette in the image. License number 7ESG776, California plate, Corvette Z51 Performance Package - 460 hp. My search-fu isn't as good for backtracking where that image may have come from, but obviously that is not the car Flu had Frank drive them around in.

- the asking price for a 2014 Corvette Z51 according to google is about $50,000. Who in their right minds would lend these two mongoloids a $50k car when they have a trashed Audi TT and a junker Porsche parked in the lawn like trailer trash hulks?

- The alternative, assuming Flu isn't lying their ass off as usual (the fact they did not use an image of the actual car being an indicator of that), is that they of course rented a super expensive sports car for shits and giggles. Except I highly doubt conventional rental car services have high-end performance package sports cars and while there ARE services that exclusively rent out such vehicles for high rollers in the state of Massachusetts, from what I could find the oldest models they have on hand are 2015 models.

- Additionally, doesn't Flu have another Porsche coming which was a really fucking big expense? Why in hell would they even want to suddenly be driven around in a four year old Corvette?

Conclusion: Flu is lying as usual and not only neither they nor Frank ever take this car on the road, I doubt they ever left their fucking house. Additionally, all this focus on cars seems to indicate that Flu will be going headlong into trying to be a gearhead next, but we've already seen how competent they are at THAT.
 

Universal Basic Income is one of the dumbest ideas ever, because it's literally the idea that tossing free money at people will solve their economic problems, when all it does is depress the economy by cheapening the value of money, causes products to lose value because the value of money has lowered, and causes employment to become more difficult to attain because it encourages state supported indolence.

Only an idiot like Brianna Wu would unironically support this as a serious political platform, but I repeat myself.
 
The FEC report is here!

Headlines:

They raised 8000 some dollars, 3000 of which came from James & Terry Terman from Sunnyvale, California. I believe these are friends of Frank.
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James is the tubby guy the ugly shirt.

The little office is gone (RIP.)

Warren only got paid once more, and now is apparently working pro bono (pro malum?)

Imran Cooper isn't apparently Wu's pretend black friend, but rather... someone from Colorado.... He got 1000 bucks as well.
This is him:

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He seems to be the owner of this training thingy for political outreach. I'm not sure what exactly he's doing for Wu, other than doing a half arsed job of fixing her website for her. He may bear further investigation.

Other than that, it was a bit of a quiet quarter. Wu apparently paid for her own potbelly sandwiches this time around.
 
That's about $8591 more than I expected she'd raise.

I wonder who this I Cooper is. He earned as much as Warren, but seems to be a lot quieter about it. Is he the guy who got 200 signatures in a day?

Boring report. It's like she figured out that the campaign isn't just a slush fund for her travel and meals.
 
I wonder who this I Cooper is. He earned as much as Warren, but seems to be a lot quieter about it. Is he the guy who got 200 signatures in a day?

Nope. He lives in Colorado, so he's not physically involved in the campaign. He's clearly a Bernie Bro, friend of Warren's and also chronically underemployed. If I had to guess, Wu paid him solely just to do something about her website because even driving WYSIWYG HTML authoring tools is beyond "software engineer" Wu's ken.

The signatures were all gathered by Ballot Access Management LLC.
 
Nope. He lives in Colorado, so he's not physically involved in the campaign. He's clearly a Bernie Bro, friend of Warren's and also chronically underemployed. If I had to guess, Wu paid him solely just to do something about her website because even driving WYSIWYG HTML authoring tools is beyond "software engineer" Wu's ken.

The signatures were all gathered by Ballot Access Management LLC.

Ah, I missed that.

I posted a while ago that I went to an event where Warren was collecting signatures. There was another man collecting signatures too, and it may have been Imran. I didn't talk to either of them, but they look similar.

Probably not the case if he was in Colorado, but maybe Imran travels. His school for being a politician looks like an interesting scam.
 
So, if I have this right, Flu is actually still prolonging this doomed bid for office.

I wonder if they're just doing this to try and justify how Trump got into office. It would destroy Flu if they couldn't get elected while a sentient circus peanut wearing a toupee made of hay got into the White House.
 
That Sassafras and Maple site is pretty funny. I think Imran wrote it while high.

"Strategy for Dealing with the Establishment... What does it mean to create and sustain a Rebel Alliance?
The end result is simple; render the current system obsolete by creating a new more efficient one. We want to deal with the problems in a conclusive manner. But we have to declare what we want. If we come up with ideas and settle at the end of the day for "we tried hard and did our best" then we aren't actually standing up for ourselves. We are nobody's victim and we must want to create a system for ourselves that attacks the overreaching systemic issues instead of just getting a person elected.... conclusive manner..."

All for... less than the cost of a college education? Um great.
 
The FEC report is here!

Imran Cooper isn't apparently Wu's pretend black friend, but rather... someone from Colorado.... He got 1000 bucks as well.
This is him:

IMG177-640x480.jpg


He seems to be the owner of this training thingy for political outreach. I'm not sure what exactly he's doing for Wu, other than doing a half arsed job of fixing her website for her. He may bear further investigation.

Other than that, it was a bit of a quiet quarter. Wu apparently paid for her own potbelly sandwiches this time around.

Did Imran and Frank go to the same school to learn how to smile?
 
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