THEY'RE WORKING ON IT! Frank and Brianna are very busy on the campaign race track right now. See?
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- You don't fucking fishtail in Mario Kart when driving on ice, no matter which version of the game - otherwise if you wiped out on ice, you wouldn't be able to immediately get back up to speed and rejoin the race. If anything, it only affects your ability to drift tightly which any competent player (read: Not Brianna Wu) would be able to overcome easily.
- Did a lookup on that corvette in the image. License number 7ESG776,
California plate, Corvette Z51 Performance Package -
460 hp. My search-fu isn't as good for backtracking where that image may have come from, but obviously that is not the car Flu had Frank drive them around in.
- the asking price for a 2014 Corvette Z51 according to google is about $50,000. Who in their right minds would lend these two mongoloids a $50k car when they have a trashed Audi TT and a junker Porsche parked in the lawn like trailer trash hulks?
- The alternative, assuming Flu isn't lying their ass off as usual (the fact they did not use an image of the actual car being an indicator of that), is that they of course rented a super expensive sports car for shits and giggles. Except I
highly doubt conventional rental car services have high-end performance package sports cars and while there ARE services that exclusively rent out such vehicles for high rollers in the state of Massachusetts, from what I could find the oldest models they have on hand are 2015 models.
- Additionally, doesn't Flu have another Porsche coming which was a really fucking big expense? Why in hell would they even want to suddenly be driven around in a four year old Corvette?
Conclusion: Flu is lying as usual and not only neither they nor Frank ever take this car on the road, I doubt they ever left their fucking house. Additionally, all this focus on cars seems to indicate that Flu will be going headlong into trying to be a gearhead next, but we've already seen how competent they are at THAT.