Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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spiritofamermaid said:
This is super recent, as in right now, and we're trying to figure out a way to convince them. I was thinking of showing how Wu is spending the campaign money on nothing but frivolous things, as well as how little attention Lynch is paying them. Thoughts?
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Show them how she spent $300 on potbelly in the last 3 months of 2017, or the almost $1000 she spent on rebooking flights for one of her buying sprees because she kept missing them
 
Flopwop said:
Just link them this thread and by the third or so page post they'll probably contemplate killing themselves for even having that dumb idea.
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Link them to the first thread.. by the time they've read through that and are ready to start on the next one, the election will be long over.
 
AprilRains said:
Convince them to livestream it .
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Seriously if they want to do it then that's their choice as mature adults and your duty to record it whether it's just Wu Wuing around at somebody's house or if this is some elaborate ruse and they're really going to dump pigs' blood on Wu when handing over the giant novelty check.
 
Kroster said:
I think the financial records are the best bet. Especially the second most recent ones. Point out that her office is in Burlington and that she hasn't spent any money on anything useful for a campaign. Say that she has done campaign trainings and hasn't followed any of their advice. They should ask their town or ward Democratic committee member their opinions too. If you want to tell me what town or city they live in I might have other suggestions.
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Show them that pic of John and Frank doing Barbarella the cosplay. If they are still not convinced, show the Resident Evil one. Done deal.
 
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_01 said:
Biological, evolutionarily developed and mandated practices ingrained in human psychology that we literally need to exist is an alternative lifestyle? Is homosexuality the status quo, now?
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I think Wu's just taking the piss, but being really, really dumb about it.

Also, does anyone else have a really hard time looking directly at Brianna for more than a few seconds? Every time I try I end up going cross-eyed. Maybe it's that weird combination "Dana Carvey pretending to be a turtle"/"Oh no, I just shat myself" facial expression Wu's been favoring.
 
I wonder if his "Uh, that wasn't a fart" face is the result of surgery. He doesn't seem to have it as much in his older pictures when his willy was still attached.
 
polonium said:
I wonder if his "Uh, that wasn't a fart" face is the result of surgery. He doesn't seem to have it as much in his older pictures when his willy was still attached.
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Brianna has had pretty extensive facial surgery, including forehead reduction surgery. It's not out of the question that all that plastic surgery to look like a woman is taking a toll as Brianna ages like a man.
 
spiritofamermaid said:
Ah! I was going to wait until I reached the end to post this (:optimistic:) but the parents of a friend of mine who live
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These unfortunate folks will either meet Wu and immediately change their mind, or Wu will never be able to follow up with enough scheduling details to get an event nailed down.
 
spiritofamermaid said:
This is super recent, as in right now, and we're trying to figure out a way to convince them. I was thinking of showing how Wu is spending the campaign money on nothing but frivolous things, as well as how little attention Lynch is paying them. Thoughts?
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Tell them to ask her about "Natalie O'brien" and gauge her reaction.
 
_01 said:
Brianna has had pretty extensive facial surgery, including forehead reduction surgery. It's not out of the question that all that plastic surgery to look like a woman is taking a toll as Brianna ages like a man.
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I almost, almost feel pity for John when I see what he did to his cheekbones to give himself the same "notch in the head" look as his characters.

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Eli Whitney said:
Show them that pic of John and Frank doing Barbarella the cosplay. If they are still not convinced, show the Resident Evil one. Done deal.
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Show them the years old picture of Wu straddling that motorcycle and doing that slack-jawed expression. After the initial shock wears off, point to the dress. The black, short dress, that still gets worn at every opportunity and you can assure them that it will be worn at the charity dinner.


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Also, does anyone else have a really hard time looking directly at Brianna for more than a few seconds? Every time I try I end up going cross-eyed. Maybe it's that weird combination "Dana Carvey pretending to be a turtle"/"Oh no, I just shat myself" facial expression Wu's been favoring.
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Looking at Wu triggers the hardwired part of the brain that keeps us from accidentally looking straight at the sun. I share your pain. The ones who provide transcripts are real heroes, the voice is tough to listen to as well.
 
john, the national cybersecurity expert. nobody is talking about US cybersecurity. therefore, it doesn't exist. checkmate, shitlords.

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edit: full spergout now.
 
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We just had the worst storm District 8 has had in my memory, with evacuations and flooding of areas that I've never seen flooded before. My Facebook feed has people who had to evacuate without their kids' medical equipment looking to borrow replacements, people trying to find places to stay when all the hotels are full, people wondering how many days before they have electricity again. There's an entire town in the district that has a travel ban, and nobody is allowed to leave their house. And there's expected to be one more high tide, in about three hours, that might be even higher than yesterday's.

If Wu is tweeting bullshit about cybersecurity instead of acknowledging the storm and how many people are suffering, she's even more tone deaf and stupid than I thought and that's saying a lot.
 
BoingBoingBoi said:
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Oh for fucks sake.

A. "Audit every system"? You want to employ people on a quixotic quest to review billions of lines code? I think human static analysis might be the very worst possible way to catch security issues per unit time/money spent. You know what might really be a good way to spend money? Fund an initiative to build free, best in class static analysis tools and mandate their use on all government contracts with the understanding that zero analysis issues is a hard requirement of the contract.

B. And these billions will come from where and be spent how?

C. Ah, salting and hashing. The only security practice Wu knows. And she continues to say "data" as if putting all your data through a one way function is a sensible thing people consider doing.

D. Erm, I think if we learned anything from Edward Snowden it's that the US government employs many excellent security researchers. It's just that their genius is bent towards exploiting security vulnerabilities, not getting them fixed.

E. I totally agree, ENCRYPT EVERYTHING no matter how little sense it makes in context. You should start by encrypting all your tweets so nobody has to be exposed to your stupidity.

And lets just throw in some arbitrary references to women and PoC to keep the tumblrites happy. A good day's sperging already complete and it's barely 10AM!
 
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