Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Furina said:
I have a sneaking suspicion Brianna is misremembering the books her mother actually read: How To Tell If Your Child Is Gay, Dealing With Addiction in The Family and, of course, How to Cope With Disappointment.
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I'm sure Final Exit could be found stuffed into a nightstand or two.
 
 
Brianna had her “big appearance” at the Bay State Stonewall Dems meeting last night and literally no one except Frank was talking about it. Social media just shows a bunch of bored people sitting in a tiny conference room. One of them is probably Brianna.

Hitting that campaign trail hard.
 
Man Wu really does have shitty luck. She only entered the race because she thought everybody hated Lynch for not being a stereotypical democrat and she would be beloved by the people for religiously adhering to everything in the democratic doctrine, thinks she's hip and badass, and she's a ""woman"" with some very slight technical skills (she can adjust the lighting in her shitty game, that's something I guess). Now she's stuck running against a political juggernaut who's a man of the people and genuinely has his heart set in doing what's right, and another guy who's had actual formal training in computer engineering who flew fucking F-15s in the military. She's been completely outclassed in every department she thought she had an advantage in, and the best part is she seemingly has no clue just how dead im the water she truly is. The campaigning has only just officially begun and she's already screwed six ways to Sunday, I can't wait to see how this spectacle is going to unfold the longer this goes on.
 
Count groudon said:
Man Wu really does have shitty luck. She only entered the race because she thought everybody hated Lynch for not being a stereotypical democrat and she would be beloved by the people for religiously adhering to everything in the democratic doctrine, thinks she's hip and badass, and she's a ""woman"" with some very slight technical skills (she can adjust the lighting in her shitty game, that's something I guess). Now she's stuck running against a political juggernaut who's a man of the people and genuinely has his heart set in doing what's right, and another guy who's had actual formal training in computer engineering who flew fucking F-15s in the military. She's been completely outclassed in every department she thought she had an advantage in, and the best part is she seemingly has no clue just how dead im the water she truly is. The campaigning has only just officially begun and she's already screwed six ways to Sunday, I can't wait to see how this spectacle is going to unfold the longer this goes on.
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The problem as I see it (beyond John being an insane attention-hungry mutilated deviant with a depraved Asian sugar daddy) is that he has no awareness of the world beyond what he sees online. Every time he brings up some absurd boutique issue I find myself wondering: what do the people in MA-8 think of this? Why is he pushing these radical agendas when he's running for a seat in something that used to be quite common -- a blue-collar Catholic Democrat redoubt? Is he even aware of what polls well in this district? Doesn't he find it telling that a relatively conservative Democrat has been reelected to term after term almost by acclamation? Is he even capable of thinking that just maybe Lynch is giving his constituents what they want? Of course not, because he spends 24 hours a day tunnel visioning on Twitter and whatever leftwing garbage sites he can actually read without moving his lips.

Oh that and :autism:
 
You don't ride a motorcycle, John. You're just a fucking sperg.

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Count groudon said:
Man Wu really does have shitty luck. She only entered the race because she thought everybody hated Lynch for not being a stereotypical democrat and she would be beloved by the people for religiously adhering to everything in the democratic doctrine, thinks she's hip and badass, and she's a ""woman"" with some very slight technical skills (she can adjust the lighting in her shitty game, that's something I guess). Now she's stuck running against a political juggernaut who's a man of the people and genuinely has his heart set in doing what's right, and another guy who's had actual formal training in computer engineering who flew fucking F-15s in the military. She's been completely outclassed in every department she thought she had an advantage in, and the best part is she seemingly has no clue just how dead im the water she truly is. The campaigning has only just officially begun and she's already screwed six ways to Sunday, I can't wait to see how this spectacle is going to unfold the longer this goes on.
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But she has a Uterus! God gave it to her! (Y’know at some point someone really should ask a few questions about that...)
 
If Lynch ever does decide to recognize her I hope he runs an ad with screen shots of her twitter juxtaposed with his life and legislative accomplishments:

"...while my opponent was mansplaining Hollywood motorcyle film props I was hard at work working for the people of District 8"
 
RodgerDodger said:
But she has a Uterus! God gave it to her! (Y’know at some point someone really should ask a few questions about that...)
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You know he won't answer tough questions. Just like when asked where he got his engineering degree, he'll remain silent and allow others to answer for him. It would be funny nonetheless to watch ol' Johnny boy squirm.
 
I’m still under the impression that she’s doing a wash/rinse/repeat of SoCon and Rev60.

  1. Come up with an idea; make sure you don’t run it past anyone but yourself. Determine it will make you millions.
  2. Put in the minimal amount of effort; push the hard work onto someone else but take all the credit for it. Don’t spend any of your own money when your parents/husband has more then enough!
  3. Dont forget to use all your media connections to get more attention. But only publicize the articles/interviews that asked you softball questions.
  4. Lose interest about a quarter way through; focus all your attention and money raised on buying new toys/Pay to Win games/Apple products.
  5. Ignore and block your critics, as well as people trying to genuinely help you out. Bury yourself deeper in self denial. Blame Gamergate and misogyny for everything.
  6. When people start asking where the game/website/campaign is, continue to ignore/block. When the clamoring interrupts too much of your toy time, get Frank to do it for you.
  7. Lose all of someone else’s money on your venture in the end to little to no fanfare. But it’s okay, you’re already onto your next brilliant idea! With zero consequences!!
 
captn_kettle said:
"Kneepads are built into the legs".

Doesn't most gear have this? I swear anyone whose not kitted out in leathers have kneepads.
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As an female Engineer growing up in Mississippi, I grew up in Mississippi as an investigative journalist during Gamergate and there were numerous threats against my life while I was growing up in Mississippi. If I'm elected as your congresswoman, as an Engineer I drive a Porsche, I will make it illegal for people to mansplain about kneepads. I grew up in Mississippi.
 
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