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So lets say that somehow John raises the money to get on the ballot, but he doesn't use it to actually get on the ballot... are there legal ramifications?
Serious answer: Possibly but most likely not.
If you could convince the government they could prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, he could be charged with fraud. But beyond an accounting misstep, since simple incompetence isn't fraud (unless he knowningly misrepresents himself as an expert) proving that would require a finding a document something like this:
IJohn Walker Flyntfuck I mean I Brianna Wu,
Having always have been a woman,and definitely never a man, and possessing a degree from the University of Mississippi, and being of as sound mind and body as anyone who pays a Thai surgeon to cut off their penis, do intend to fraudulently raise money from suckers by pretending to run for congress with no intent to seriously do so. I attest to this being a complete scam. I'm writing this because I'm bored and the Pats don't play this week. Man if someone found this I'd be completely fucked.
Signed
JohnBrianna Wu
PS. I'm dotting the I with a heart to show that I am and always have been a woman and definitely not a man at any point in my life.
Aka you'd need bring them a gun that's smoking like one of Winnie Mandela's necklaces.
Accounting misteps would be easier to prove, but the punishments are likely to be a slap on the wrist (especially since Wu won't win) unless they are huge and obvious. Possibility of a small fine, election board censure, etc. (Side note: some of this slap on the wrist stuff can be fairly serious for political operators, because it adds weight to any charges against future campaigns. Again, not a serious consequence for John.)
Its somewhat more likely you could prove a civil case for fraud, but remember the Supreme Court of Florida said that Bernie Sanders could raise money saying it was for him to run for president, attack Clinton during the primaries and then turn around and let the DNC select the candidate it always intended to run, and this wasn't determined to be fraud, despite them having DNC emails that were p. much "FW:Re:RE:FW: How do we make 100% sure Sanders is shut out and Clinton gets the nomination?". (This was because the DNC rules permitted this exact behavior, and Sanders TOS included that he'd give his campaign warchest to the DNC if he didn't get the nomination. Read that fine print, folks)