Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Optimus Prime said:
There is precident for complete idiots getting senate seats - I recall The Daily Show made fun of one guy who had no idea what he was talking about after a no-effort campaign in South Carolina got him the seat some time ago -
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I mean Democrats did manage to gerrymander all the black people in Texas into a single district to elect Shiella Jackson year after year.
 
Furina said:
The three people who crashed into each other behind me all got out of their vehicles and applauded my selfless act of kindness. As your congresswoman, I vow to enshrine turtle protection laws into our constitution!

P.S. if it was crossing the road it most likely a tortoise, not a turtle.
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I've always been agnostic on the Wu-lore that says John doesn't even have a license. But this obvious slice of bullshit makes me think there might be something to it. It doesn't hold up at all not just because of the virtue signalling nature of it, but because anyone who is even conceptually familiar with driving knows this is a horrible way to deal with such a situation.

When I was but a wee slip of a Hindi lad who had yet to harvest his first heart, Papa Ram took me on his knee. Now Papa Ram didn't have $250,000 for me to blow on an animation studio, but he did have advice. And that day the advice was, "Mola my son, if you ever are driving and are about to hit a small animal, run it over without hesitation, because if you brake or swerve, you're probably going to kill someone." Large animals, of course, are a different matter. But I remembered this advice the day I was driving the Mola Ram-mobile down the Belt Parkway with a fresh shipment of human hearts for Kali and somehow a freaking stray roamed in front of the grille. Sorry, pooch, I ain't taking out 20 other cars for you.

This is such an abominably irresponsible thing John is claiming he did that I think he honestly doesn't know what the general rules of thumb are for driving safety. Even if he does have a license, he must be the terror of Beantown when he's on the road.
 
Hold on gotta get my figurines in this shot. Truly, congressional material right here. Believe it or not most Americans don't want a video game obsessed tranny as their congressional representative, Wu.

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I just noticed she spelled "acquaintance" wrong in the ad. Damn it, Wu. You finally did something half decent, why did you have to go and ruin it by cutting corners like you always do? Jesus.
 
Mola Ram said:
I've always been agnostic on the Wu-lore that says John doesn't even have a license. But this obvious slice of bullshit makes me think there might be something to it. It doesn't hold up at all not just because of the virtue signalling nature of it, but because anyone who is even conceptually familiar with driving knows this is a horrible way to deal with such a situation.

When I was but a wee slip of a Hindi lad who had yet to harvest his first heart, Papa Ram took me on his knee. Now Papa Ram didn't have $250,000 for me to blow on an animation studio, but he did have advice. And that day the advice was, "Mola my son, if you ever are driving and are about to hit a small animal, run it over without hesitation, because if you brake or swerve, you're probably going to kill someone." Large animals, of course, are a different matter. But I remembered this advice the day I was driving the Mola Ram-mobile down the Belt Parkway with a fresh shipment of human hearts for Kali and somehow a freaking stray roamed in front of the grille. Sorry, pooch, I ain't taking out 20 other cars for you.

This is such an abominably irresponsible thing John is claiming he did that I think he honestly doesn't know what the general rules of thumb are for driving safety. Even if he does have a license, he must be the terror of Beantown when he's on the road.
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Reminds me of a commercial from WAAAAAAAY back - I think Geico before they ever introduced the gecko - where a squirrel is in the middle of the road and a car, trying to avoid it, swerves to hard and crashes off screen. Then another squirrel shows up and the two rodents do a complex secret handshake that ends with a fist bump.

Wu would be that idiot driver in that scenario, me thinks.
 
You don't run for office for yourself, John. You run for office FOR THE PEOPLE YOU REPRESENT.
Unless of course you're running a scam. Which you are.

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It's almost time for this trainwreck to commence, half an hour to go. I'm excited.
 
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