Ichimaru Gin
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- Apr 19, 2016
John must have lost his mind, but at least this ad has some charm to it. Why didn't he open with this and forget the stupid Godzilla ad?
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I mean Democrats did manage to gerrymander all the black people in Texas into a single district to elect Shiella Jackson year after year.There is precident for complete idiots getting senate seats - I recall The Daily Show made fun of one guy who had no idea what he was talking about after a no-effort campaign in South Carolina got him the seat some time ago -
The three people who crashed into each other behind me all got out of their vehicles and applauded my selfless act of kindness. As your congresswoman, I vow to enshrine turtle protection laws into our constitution!
P.S. if it was crossing the road it most likely a tortoise, not a turtle.
Oh my fuck I just watched this for the first time. What the fuck John? What the actual fuck are you doing? Nevermind, keep doing it! Keep doing it to your dying breath!
I saw this on the front page and just assumed it was a parody one of us made. Thats amazing.
I've always been agnostic on the Wu-lore that says John doesn't even have a license. But this obvious slice of bullshit makes me think there might be something to it. It doesn't hold up at all not just because of the virtue signalling nature of it, but because anyone who is even conceptually familiar with driving knows this is a horrible way to deal with such a situation.
When I was but a wee slip of a Hindi lad who had yet to harvest his first heart, Papa Ram took me on his knee. Now Papa Ram didn't have $250,000 for me to blow on an animation studio, but he did have advice. And that day the advice was, "Mola my son, if you ever are driving and are about to hit a small animal, run it over without hesitation, because if you brake or swerve, you're probably going to kill someone." Large animals, of course, are a different matter. But I remembered this advice the day I was driving the Mola Ram-mobile down the Belt Parkway with a fresh shipment of human hearts for Kali and somehow a freaking stray roamed in front of the grille. Sorry, pooch, I ain't taking out 20 other cars for you.
This is such an abominably irresponsible thing John is claiming he did that I think he honestly doesn't know what the general rules of thumb are for driving safety. Even if he does have a license, he must be the terror of Beantown when he's on the road.
What happened to the Twitch thing? I thought it was starting at 1pm.