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- Jan 22, 2016
Every professional woman I know wastes hours of their life on pointless things like "cleaning their clothes", "washing their hair", and "working".
To disrupt this market and make the world safe for true and honest women, I'm making a new service that's like Blue Apron for women. Each weekly box will contain a new, freshly laundered black shirt and ripped jeans, a pre-cut and styled black-and-claret wig (size XXXL), and a tiny screaming Asian man.
To your point, and as has been mentioned before, one of the key things that John's impersonation of a woman lacks is fidelity. Over the years he has tried to approximate the broad strokes of being a woman (e.g. long hair, dresses, etc) and has kind of gotten some traction, but it's abundantly clear that he has never spent a lot of time around actual women and doesn't have the basics like grooming, and personal hygiene nailed. There are not very many professional women who are as filthy and unkempt as John. I'm not even talking about hot, young, cosmopolitan, high-end professional women you might see walking through Boston Commons, or Manhattan to their corporate law firm jobs or whatever. I'm talking about the grizzled, hard-boiled, mid-career, battle-axe who works in accounts payable. He is pretty disgusting even compared to a lot of dudes I know. Frank is even significantly more put together.