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Seriously what the fuck is wrong with her chin?
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I'm seriously tempted to . . . ask if they actually saw Wu drive.
This website has fucking ruined me.
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I haven't seen the movie Mama yet, now I'm going to think of Wu every time I see the monster. Will that make the movie more frightening or less?"Every day I get up to go to work..."
Reeeely?
And re: Wu's psychology; I think it's important to understand that, as disgusting as this "Mama the librarian" look is....
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....this IS what it looks like when Wu tries with his appearance. This is what Wu thinks professional attire, translated thru his aesthetic, is. To whit: John died his hair a neutral brown, got rid of his beloved Sarkeesian-red streak, to be professional. The hair in this pic, for John, is astonishingly clean and styled. Though it appears dirty and reused upon Kiwi-inspection, this outfit ISN'T "Star Wars T, gut belt o' fail, and motorcycle boots with vague stick-combed up-do and Beatz-headphones-as-hairband" that Johnny favored for 3 years solid. Even the too-small glasses, in John's favorite color, red, were supposed to be progress towards being a big girl. I think John saw them as a notable accessory that would become his signature. John desperately wants to be famous enough to have signature glasses, etc, a la Elton John or somesuch.
Here's the problem, though: i suspect John has a loathing of going out in public. This plus goobergrape, and wanting attention, became "Hallp! They're gonna kill me! bodyguards! Bomb sweepers @ cons!" ....but the reality is, John KNOWS, I suspect, how terrible he looks. He said as much during that "Goodbye to John" suspected post, something along the lines of: "I know I'll never be beautiful, but I pass pretty well...". I think this explains why John's twitter feed never has pics of him, only Frankie. And John, thusly, isn;t going to go to the mall and shop at H&M, forever 21, or Chicktoria's Secret.....Could you imagine that? It would be hysterical; Johnny-boy towers over everyone.
No, jOhn buys his clothes online, does it rarely, and when he finds something he likes, he wears it until.....well, until it has those disgusting giant holes that the jeans in the veeery first pics of his "office" showed.
TL;DR Yes, this look was, in fact, John trying.
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Spot on. Ears should be positioned at eye level, with part of the ear slightly above but most of it below the eyes. Your picture has John's head tilting down, which helps make them look less ridiculous.Normally, the top of the ears line up with the eyes, but Wu's long face puts his eyes significantly higher up than his ears. No wonder he has to wear glasses weirdly.
This is pretty funny.
The election is well over a year away, and Wu has already managed to piss off the FEC. Apparently the rules are that a campaign committee has to file a statement of organisation within 10 days of the candidate declaring them official. BriBri (or more likely, Frank) managed to file it several months later, doubtless after having been received an angry letter.
Now the FEC is demanding clarification as to why they were so late, and are threatening enforcement action if they don't like the answer. Only Wu could manage this level of dumbshittery.
From professional journalist Brianna "I Can't Get Anything Right" Flynt/Wu.
Sheppard wasn't dragged behind a truck. The very link Flynt/Wu posts makes that perfectly clear.
What an idiot
This is pretty funny.
The election is well over a year away, and Wu has already managed to piss off the FEC. Apparently the rules are that a campaign committee has to file a statement of organisation within 10 days of the candidate declaring them official. BriBri (or more likely, Frank) managed to file it several months later, doubtless after having been received an angry letter.
Now the FEC is demanding clarification as to why they were so late, and are threatening enforcement action if they don't like the answer. Only Wu could manage this level of dumbshittery.
I would love to know what the enforcement actions will be, because we know they won't like whatever bullshit the Wu's try to pull here.
Is it, though? Brianna has always lived deep in her own little bubble and only reluctantly attaches herself to the LGBT movement. She's shown multiple times that she has a deep-seated issue with gay men so I can see her completely ignoring this story back in the day and ever since. After all, it's not a story about how awesome Brianna is and she's totally a pretty woman.It's genuinely shocking she got this detail wrong. Matthew Shepard's murder is one of the most important turning points in the modern gay rights movement. A lot was made of the inherent symbolism of his being nailed to a fence and left to die (the number of stories that described what happened to him as being "crucified" is enormous). I expect John to fuck up, but I can't believe he'd get this wrong.
Is it, though? Brianna has always lived deep in her own little bubble and only reluctantly attaches herself to the LGBT movement. She's shown multiple times that she has a deep-seated issue with gay men so I can see her completely ignoring this story back in the day and ever since. After all, it's not a story about how awesome Brianna is and she's totally a pretty woman.
She's shown multiple times that she has a deep-seated issue with gay men so I can see her completely ignoring this story back in the day and ever since.
This is pretty funny.
The election is well over a year away, and Wu has already managed to piss off the FEC. Apparently the rules are that a campaign committee has to file a statement of organisation within 10 days of the candidate declaring them official. BriBri (or more likely, Frank) managed to file it several months later, doubtless after having been received an angry letter.
Now the FEC is demanding clarification as to why they were so late, and are threatening enforcement action if they don't like the answer. Only Wu could manage this level of dumbshittery.
Where's the filing, John?This is pretty funny.
The election is well over a year away, and Wu has already managed to piss off the FEC. Apparently the rules are that a campaign committee has to file a statement of organisation within 10 days of the candidate declaring them official. BriBri (or more likely, Frank) managed to file it several months later, doubtless after having been received an angry letter.
Now the FEC is demanding clarification as to why they were so late, and are threatening enforcement action if they don't like the answer. Only Wu could manage this level of dumbshittery.
Could you please explain this for non-US Wu watchers?
is it Frank needed to name all of Wus "staff" and their positions?
They went Joh...erm Bri, Frank aaaaaaannnnd erm Natalie*
*subject to revision.