Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I think Wu's campaign against Lynch can be compared to a generic anime fight. Right now Wu is coming at Lynch with all these crazy moves totally rushing him down while he just stands there taking it all. Wu starts monologuing about how powerful she is and how her victory is certain, but eventually a completely unfazed Lynch takes a new stance and unleasheshes a single crazy bullshit love that hits Wu dead center and completely owns her and promptly leaves the battleground after quipping about how Wu was never a challenge.

So you mean like how apparently Lynch is in politics?
 
Lynch goes for the throat.

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B-but he even ditched the motorcycle boots for some super professional-looking shitty old lady loafers!

Also, these legs. Complete with scars and shaving cuts and all.

There's a reason why women in business attire wear tights/pantyhose all the fucking time, Brianna.

I can't be the only one to straighten my leg and take a look just to make certain that knees doesn't look like shaved scrotes, right?

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I'm willing to bet it's because Wu is such a giant their poor photo intern couldn't get the glare out of the glasses and just said "fuck it, tilt them up until the glare from our studio lighting is completely off the lenses because I'm not about to climb onto a step ladder to take pictures of your Nosferatu looking ass"

Those look like pass-out glasses, or drunk-glasses. Sleep face down with half your face on the couch and sooner or later things will bend and the alignment of the frames will get wacky. They can be adjusted, bent or twisted, to look normal, but the most obvious tell is one of the arms going out in it's own direction when the lenses are aligned normally.
 
I cant believe yous autistic fuckers are prepared to look at a photo of Wu for long enough to notice this stuff.

Glad you do tho', gods work.
 
Those look like pass-out glasses, or drunk-glasses. Sleep face down with half your face on the couch and sooner or later things will bend and the alignment of the frames will get wacky. They can be adjusted, bent or twisted, to look normal, but the most obvious tell is one of the arms going out in it's own direction when the lenses are aligned normally.
No, I think I have it figured out: Wu's facial features are just horribly misaligned. I never noticed it until this photo, and looking for other photos for comparison, I realized that he usually has his hair covering his ears, so it's hard to tell. But just look closely, and you'll see what I mean. Normally, the top of the ears line up with the eyes, but Wu's long face puts his eyes significantly higher up than his ears. No wonder he has to wear glasses weirdly.

BTW, when looking for reference pics, I found one I'd never seen before. It's the only one where he actually looks decent. Why doesn't he use this instead of the long distance motorcycle shot for his campaign photo?
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No, I think I have it figured out: Wu's facial features are just horribly misaligned. I never noticed it until this photo, and looking for other photos for comparison, I realized that he usually has his hair covering his ears, so it's hard to tell. But just look closely, and you'll see what I mean. Normally, the top of the ears line up with the eyes, but Wu's long face puts his eyes significantly higher up than his ears. No wonder he has to wear glasses weirdly.

BTW, when looking for reference pics, I found one I'd never seen before. It's the only one where he actually looks decent. Why doesn't he use this instead of the long distance motorcycle shot for his campaign photo?
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d3/4e/ed/d34eedc88fd30310bc0d25b735538df1.jpg


He still looks like he's going to kill someone
 
Lynch hasn't even acknowledged John, has he?

@Tempest is pretty much right. During an interview the interviewer was like "By the way, Rep. Lynch, did you know you had a challenger in your district?" and he kinda chuckled and said "I just got re-elected 5 weeks ago, I have things to do, I'll worry about elections later".

So basically he handled it like a pro without acknowledging her at all. If she does become a serious candidate (serious in the sense of "she starts polling out of the single digits", not actually serious because hahahahahahahahaha), we'll probably have to report Lynch for violating the 13th amendment.
 
During an interview the interviewer was like "By the way, Rep. Lynch, did you know you had a challenger in your district?" and he kinda chuckled and said "I just got re-elected 5 weeks ago, I have things to do, I'll worry about elections later".
Any chance you have sources to that interview?
 
what i find interesting is wu is talking about lynch all the time but doesn't actually tag him in (m)any tweets. I may have missed a few but all the tweets from here I've seen are Stephen Lynch this, Stephen Lynch that but rarely (if ever) @RepStephenLynch

People are saying he's ignoring her but she's also deliberately avoiding pinging him.

Someone should just retweet her shit talking @RepStephenLynch
 
what i find interesting is wu is talking about lynch all the time but doesn't actually tag him in (m)any tweets. I may have missed a few but all the tweets from here I've seen are Stephen Lynch this, Stephen Lynch that but rarely (if ever) @RepStephenLynch

People are saying he's ignoring her but she's also deliberately avoiding pinging him.

Someone should just retweet her shit talking @RepStephenLynch
That's Brianna's MO in general with shit-talking people on Twitter. It's pretty rare for her to actually direct a tweet at a specific individual because she's a coward.
 
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