Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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That fucking filth every damn time.

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Four-Wheeled Fedora said:
So Frank posted pictures of the damage to the Autism Coup:

https://twitter.com/thefrankwu/status/833386164941893638

Back end doesn't looked smashed in to me, in fact it looks like a couple of scrapes on the front.
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Well the first thing to note is that the picture of the "front" isn't an Audi TT. I think it's a Corolla circa late 2000s.

If we're giving Brianna the benefit of the doubt, that's the car that did the damage to that precious TT.

If we aren't...that would mean someone is driving a hilariously re-badged Corolla. :story:

As hilarious as the latter proposition is, I would tend to believe the former is most consistent with reality.


Finally, that's definitely a TT, not a TTS (lol) or a TTRS (a real sports car). If it isn't doesn't have Quattro (and not all of them did), and it doesn't have a manual (not all of them did), that absolutely precludes it from being called a sports car. That said, even if it had Quattro and and either the manual or DSG, that doesn't change the fact that it has a 1.8l wheezer under the hood which given how those were tuned probably precludes it from being a "sports car" anyway.

That generation was available with the VR6 (lol) which makes actual power and does make a good noise, but I doubt this one has that or we'd have heard about it by now, either because part of it broke or because that was an "option" and thus something to actually brag about. The TT with the VR6, manual/dsg, AND Quattro is about the only way that generation can be called a "sports car" outside the limited run coupe version (the TT Quattro Sport).

As for "classic", for a car to legally be a "classic" (for reduced red-tape importation purposes) the vehicle must be at least 21 years old from date of manufacture (but 25 is better), so it's getting close on that "classic" front if you want to break out the law books, but uh...there's plenty of classic cars that are despair inducing wheeze boxes by this definition, the original TT among them. I suspect any classic car buffs would laugh Brianna out of the parking lot if he showed up with it though, car nerds are far less liberal than the government in their definitions of "classic".

Peace and Harmony said:
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Well number one I'm pretty sure you usually never "take apart" your fuel line. You typically "replace" it or "disconnect" it (so as to replace things that are connected to it, such as fuel filters or fuel pumps). You probably shouldn't be cobbling together a composite fuel line using pressure fittings or hose connectors to replace sections of it as if one of them leaks boy howdy do things get dangerous and combustible quickly.
 
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Sable said:
Don't get me wrong, a CWC-esque peniless Wu is more pathetic, but Wu with money is much more entertaining, because it widens the scope of failiure possible.
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What you posted made me think that part of Wu's end-goal here is less to get elected and more to get politically connected/recognized so he can weasle into a job where he fails upwards, one of those positions where incompetent people get promoted to someplace where they can't ruin everything rather than get fired.
 
ASU said:
What you posted made me think that part of Wu's end-goal here is less to get elected and more to get politically connected/recognized so he can weasle into a job where he fails upwards, one of those positions where incompetent people get promoted to someplace where they can't ruin everything rather than get fired.
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It's possible, but John's delusions of grandeur seem to come first, second and third for him- he might genuinely think that he's going to make a network with himself at the head, but working for somebody else just doesn't seem the Wu style. Imagine being this lunatic's boss in an established org- even CON, noted for harbouring loons, and Susan's Place, noted for harbouring oddballs of the gender variety, found him impossible to work with even via text.
 
Quack said:
Working for somebody else just doesn't seem the Wu style.
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I think he'd definitely take an advisory position if offered. Anything to give himself the appearance of relevance and to pad his resume. Maintaining that position without getting shitcanned is another thing, though, I agree.
 
DerSandstrom said:
"I pumped gas into my car this one time when it was 20 degrees outside. I am a mechanic now!"

Just wait until he figures out what the slang term for "transmission" is...
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That reference already flew over his head. I can't remember the title, but he was playing some online racing game last year that had guild/clan like groups that could be named. Someone named their group "The Tranny Destroyers" or something like that, and Briana had a twitter sperg rant about the game company not banning people for referencing transmissions in a racing game.
 
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I had to read those two tweets trice, just to make sure that I didn't misread them.
I think Wu is loosing it... more than usual.

Firstly, a politician does not connect with her voters, if she maintains her 'classic sports car' herself (a 2001 Audi TT being a classic sports car, good one), because that means that this politician apparently has enough time and leisure at her hands to repair her own car - while she should do her job. People who actually do repair their car know what a time-consuming, weekend-eating job that can be - if you don't simply change a spark plugs or do something similar trivial. And I am assuming here, that you are able to quickly identify the problem and get your spare parts from a shop, without having to order them.

The normal guy brings his car to the workshop, waits one to four days, while he drives to work with a replacement vehicle and then grows a couple of grey hairs when he looks at the repair bill.

Secondly... I.... I still can't believe she is trying to attack Lynch by saying that he probably never has repaired his own car. As if anyone would care. I would be surprised if Lynch isn't already following Wu's tweets and pissing himself laughing each time he reads one of her 'attacks'.
 
Brianna Wu said:
Do you think Stephen Lynch has taken apart his fuel line because he didn't want to pay someone?
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You know, I don't have any particular attachment to Stephen Lynch, but he is exactly the sort of person who would do something like that. The guy worked as an iron worker for almost 20 years before finishing college and law school his 30s. He is quite literally every stereotype of the sort of guy from South Boston who took apart his fuel line when he was having car troubles.
 
flipper said:
You know, I don't have any particular attachment to Stephen Lynch, but he is exactly the sort of person who would do something like that. The guy worked as an iron worker for almost 20 years before finishing college and law school his 30s. He is quite literally every stereotype of the sort of guy from South Boston who took apart his fuel line when he was having car troubles.
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It's like Wu knows nothing about her opponent and created a delusional analog to Trump so she can roleplay as Hillary in what is probably the most uncomfortable and confusing sex that Frank has ever had.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
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This is an example of the type of thing that Wu does all the time which I find most annoying... If your car is damaged by valet parking, why the hell would you TWEET at them? You speak to a supervisor, I guarantee they are required to carry insurance for just these occasions.

Imagine if Wu actually got elected to the House. She'd honestly think she would never have to attend, just tweet her opinions to @HouseFloor in between games of Peggle.
 
Quasar said:
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This is an example of the type of thing that Wu does all the time which I find most annoying... If your car is damaged by valet parking, why the hell would you TWEET at them? You speak to a supervisor, I guarantee they are required to carry insurance for just these occasions.
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It's an attempt to stir up a hate mob against them. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AAAAAAAAAAAAM? shrieks the tranny.
 
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