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I hope his throat surgeon fucks up and makes him sound like he's inhaled helium, permanently.Kermit is going under the knife again. Which is weird considering just a few tweets earlier, John was bragging about how he already "fixed" everyhting that was wrong with him.
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This is not true Kermit. We are simply removing you from spaces that you never belonged in to begin with.
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From context, it sounds like he's referring to some kind of vocal cord surgery to fix his totally serious "I'm gonna lose my voice permanently" condition. Anyone want to take bets that there is no problem and it's just an excuse to get another vanity surgery to give him a "female" voice box?
And if he is lying, anyone else kind of hoping something goes wrong and his vanity makes his claims come true as he loses his voice for good? That would be true poetic irony.
On the one hand, John no longer being able to do fluff interviews to get the attention he loves would be hilarious. Nothing a narcissist hates more than not getting the attention they feel entitled to. On the other hand, video interviews are the best way for people to see how psychotic he is, something that is less obvious when he's able to curate his response in text. Any time he shows his face, it blows apart his "based tranny" facade.They can fuck up the pitch of his voice but there's nothing they can do about the timbre.
Losing his voice would be funnier if Dollscast was something he took seriously. Instead for him it's "oh no, I can't do the thing I don't give a fuck about(except for clout)
where the hell are you going to get takers for that bet?From context, it sounds like he's referring to some kind of vocal cord surgery to fix his totally serious "I'm gonna lose my voice permanently" condition. Anyone want to take bets that there is no problem and it's just an excuse to get another vanity surgery to give him a "female" voice box?
Forever sounding like Michael Jackson fulfills both of these.On the one hand, John no longer being able to do fluff interviews to get the attention he loves would be hilarious. Nothing a narcissist hates more than not getting the attention they feel entitled to. On the other hand, video interviews are the best way for people to see how psychotic he is, something that is less obvious when he's able to curate his response in text. Any time he shows his face, it blows apart his "based tranny" facade.
I'm conflicted. Force John to suffer permanent narc injury, or peak more people with his antics? Hard to say what to root for.
Witsit, a flat eather, still has more sense than wu when it comes to transitioning children. You just don't do it.. you big smelly perv.Wu's debate is starting about now if you want to inflict that on yourselves.
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(oh god, it's started and she's already gurning like a lunatic.)
Please understand that John considers tweeting, and thinking about stuff, to be work. And even then, 70 hours is a stretch.
but he did talk about trans issues. his xitter was filled with defenses of troons, back when he was pretending to be a bi woman in tech.
Frank bought John's cars, pinball machines and John's face. If I didn't know better I'd think Frank was a rad fem long con artist. He supposedly works at the 'cutting edge of medicine' according to his 'wife'. He is creating a type of Frankenstein's monster, but one without the humanity or intellect.JohnFrank got taken to the cleaners by whatever surgeon got the privilege of tackling this impossible task.