Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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S.C.U.D. said:
Here's the uncropped tweet so we can actually fucking see the food:
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Doesn't look great, but it looks reasonably edible. Wow, who knew John could cook?!

Oh wait, it's another Hello Fresh meal he's pretending is his own cooking. Hello Fresh meals have a "phenotype" if you will, you can tell just by looking at one. Kinda like how you can tell John is a man just by looking at him.
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I'm going to ignore the quality of the food to criticize one of my favorite things about John, his lack of working knowledge that always shows up when he tries to LARP as being busy.

Lots of people have full time jobs and manage to still cook meals. Heck, a lot of people not only cook for themselves and their partner, but also their kids. Some of them are even cooking from scratch and not using overpriced mostly pre-built meals. If John were in his 20's and entering into that phase of his life where he was really becoming an adult, I'd (maybe) give him a pass. Or if he was like, making a point to someone who was trying to imply it was impossible to balance work and home life or whatever (even though it still wouldn't be valid because John doesn't have a job) but it's clear John is trying to brag because that's all Johnny boy knows how to do. It's especially sad at his age because that's the point in time where people are already pretty established in their careers and often balancing work/family life, which includes a whole lot more than going to work and cooking dinner when you factor in the craziness that is having kids. Meanwhile, John has no real career, no real family and can't even take care of his pets. But, hey, every once in awhile he can slop out a Hello Fresh meal onto some plates.
 
This is textbook circular reasoning Kermit. You are presupposing a diagnosis before you ever receive it.

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Bill Evans 45 said:
He's glitching because someone else is talking.
It's especially pronounced when a woman is talking, at which time you can see classic goldfish gulping displayed.
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Can somebody link me to any posts with clips of this? I was trying to explain it to somebody the other day, but couldn’t find any videos to show them.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Here's the uncropped tweet so we can actually fucking see the food:
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Doesn't look great, but it looks reasonably edible. Wow, who knew John could cook?!

Oh wait, it's another Hello Fresh meal he's pretending is his own cooking. Hello Fresh meals have a "phenotype" if you will, you can tell just by looking at one. Kinda like how you can tell John is a man just by looking at him.
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Hubelublub said:
Barely.
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S.C.U.D. said:
I mean, you could hork it down, but it wouldn't win any awards. The uneven seasoning on the potato wedges is particularly egregious.
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This looks about my level of cooking. Tastes good, but I can't plate for shit. But A) I don't use extremely wasteful mail-order kits with tons of packaging, and B) I don't post my meals to social media acting like they are so artful masterpiece.

or in short: This is cringe and terrible not because John cooks meals that look like that, but because he's posting them for the world to see like its something to be proud of.

Baggywrinkle_v2 said:
John has to justify his allegiance to the Democratic Party, because all he does now is criticize them so he will be seen as the voice of reason and hired to talk on camera. His only real allegiance is to his own narcissism.

Case in point, he actually tells the truth for once:
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Draiman, no....that's getting TOO down with the sickness.
 
Ghostse said:
or in short: This is cringe and terrible not because John cooks meals that look like that, but because he's posting them for the world to see like its something to be proud of.
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It's exactly this, and it's the perfect example of John's character. Takes an ordinary task and turns it into something extraordinary with exaggerations, omissions, and outright lies. He does not have a full time job, and if he did, it still wouldn't be something special to cook a meal for two people. He does not disclose that this is a Hello Fresh meal, which is cooking on easy mode.

He couldn't even be bothered to wipe off the counter before taking the picture. Did he have some kind of seizure while measuring the salt/sugar? I bet he made Frank wash the dishes afterwards.
 
Why do trans people need a representative? According to you John, you are a tiny fraction of a fraction of the population. People don't want to hear from "reasonable" trannies, they just want you to shut up for a while. It's like getting food poisoning from contaminated chicken and then having someone offer you less-contaminated chicken while you're still on the toilet with explosive diarrhea.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
But, hey, every once in awhile he can slop out a Hello Fresh meal onto some plates.
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That's what's annoying. If you're actually being paid to shill it, I can see it, but slapping together some prepackaged meal ingredients is pathetic to boast about. It's not that it's even bad, necessarily. I've seen some of their packages that actually looked okay.

But you're basically saying you have too much money and too little time, again okay, but you're John Walker Flynt. You have literally nothing else to do. You can't chop up some shit? What the fuck are you, retarded?
Not Dr. Evil said:
Neither of you two freaks. Normal people don;t see a difference between the two.
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This nightmarish freak has some balls comparing his dozen-filters selfie with literally anyone, even a blue-haired freak who at least has no benefit of filters. We've seen what John looks like with no filters and it's horrifying.
 
AnOminous said:
What the fuck are you, retarded?
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Yes. Yes, he absolutely is.

A perfect example of John's absolute retardation is here.

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Now, imagine if this smooth brain had access to the political action committee with a large pool of donated money that could hire lawyers, file amicus briefs, propose legislation, and lobby politicians......

Oh, that's right...... dumbfuck already has all of that at his disposal but he is too incredibly lazy and useless to actually do anyhing besides tweet and whine on youtube.
 
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Soup Sammiches said:
I saw a lime wedge. Now if it was me I'd eat the thing because I have a sour tooth, but wtf is it just sitting there for. Apply it to the food first. Oh and btw John, just because your "husband" has a full time job doesn't make it hard for YOU to cook.
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This is also not much food for someone who insists they're a daily 10 mile runner. Potato wedges won't do shit to sustain a serious runner's caloric needs.
 
Kingfisher9000 said:
Can somebody link me to any posts with clips of this? I was trying to explain it to somebody the other day, but couldn’t find any videos to show them.
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This one is hilarious:
The problem with most videos is that his camera is hidden when he's not talking, but this one is two hours of him alternating between a freaky, shiteating grin and doing weird head tilts as if he's actually interested in hearing the other person talk. You don't have to watch the whole thing, just go to any point in the video where the other guy talks. Especially 26:10, 1:13:00, 1:44:00, and 1:51:33.

It's like a cross between that scene in Samurai Cop with the nurse:
and Torgo:

And get a load of these cheeks!
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