ROFLMAO. You can't even name this imaginary "full time job."
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his full time job, so not technically a lie. Although the part about it being delicious obviously is. But good effort John, you followed the directions to assemble pre-measured ingredients from a meal delivery service. It's almost like you're a full grown adult. Have yourself a cookie if you can stomach it after eating that.
Regarding the trip to Israel, it's obvious he hasn't found anyone to make all the travel arrangements and plan the itinerary for him. He said he was making a substack and hasn't even bothered to do that. Remember when he was going to make the October 7 anniversary video? And then after it had passed, he was still going to do it?
John is lazy as shit, but it's also extremely difficult for him to do anything that is not about him (which is why there are two plates of food and not just one for Frank). Has he ever really had a conversation with anyone where the focus is on the other person? If you look at any panel he's been on where someone else is talking not directly to him, he is playing around with his phone or obviously paying attention to something else. Imagine him actually in Israel interviewing someone:
"Oh my god I'm so happy to be here! What's it like when the sirens go off? Yeah...yeah...yeah...that sounds just like the time I was being stalked by gamergate..."
Another case in point. Remember Evelyn, the close friend of Brianna who committed suicide at either the age of 19 or barely 18 (when you're in your 30s and your super close friend is a teenager it's hard to keep track of exact ages, I guess)? Brianna remembers, sort of, because it was one of the worst experiences of his life:
He was so affected by it that he swore to write an article about it:
Turns out he did write an article for Bustle in 2015. Guess what it was about! I bet you can't!
https://www.bustle.com/articles/63466-im-brianna-wu-and-im-risking-my-life-standing-up-to-gamergateBut really, one of these days he will get around to honoring Evelyn, if he can ever figure out something more to write than the pithy quote about dignity: