Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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tepid said:
Have we uncovered a new Brianna Wu trigger? They seem to be getting disproportionately angry at people saying "they" to them.
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Brianna at this point has more triggers than a gun show. It's looking like any little thing could set her off. Rev60's release has broken something in her and now she's trying to find some personal win for herself.
 
tepid said:
Frank:"Brianna are you going to fix that bug in the Crimson fight?"
Brianna:"Errr no I'm retired from game development, I'm a journalist now!"
Frank sighs and starts googling UDK stack overflow answers despite already having been at his job all day as Brianna angrily taps away at her iPhone twitter app
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If the bug is what I suspect it is, fixing it is about as complicated as putting a piece of cardboard under the leg of a wobbly table and I'm not actually dumbing down the problem or solution by describing it like that.
 
Most likely she just forgot to change the time for that particular QTE and it should be as easy as changing one number
 
The Flynt's Stones said:
Just when you thought John couldn't be any more brazenly arrogant and hypocritical, he's shit talking another game for performance issues. This is framed against the backdrop of R60, which is almost certainly the most failed abortion of a game launch in Steam history. The game was 'released' into world barely a week ago and for the last 7 hours no-one has been playing it at all. The handful of people that have played it reported that they couldn't fucking finish the game!

Let that sink in. The magnum opus of John Flynt, a game in development for 2 years has less impact on the world than a flea quietly dying in some remote rainforest, is so badly programmed that even the most robust GPU winces when thinking of running the thing and is so buggy that it cannot even be completed without a workaround. A week later, John has the temerity to accuse another game of having performance issues.

The fucking balls of the guy. I'm starting to think John never that operation at all.
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I would disagree on the impact, considering the two and a half thousand pages we've written discussing her.
 
Rou said:
I would disagree on the impact, considering the two and a half thousand pages we've written discussing her.
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John's sad existence is vastly more entertaining than any game he could ever create.
 
SmaugsSmokeyHole said:
If the bug is what I suspect it is, fixing it is about as complicated as putting a piece of cardboard under the leg of a wobbly table and I'm not actually dumbing down the problem or solution by describing it like that.
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No really, it's actually about that complicated. Hell, it could be as complex as tightening a screw. This is very likely just a "change one number" problem.
 
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Wu's having trouble keeping her lies straight again. I thought Natalie was the one who kept her calendar, and she never knows what she's supposed to be doing until the last moment.

Also, lets all point at laugh at the person who applied an operating system upgrade that bricked their devices twice. Fool me once, shame on you...
 
"PSU wipe" - another technobable term invented by Wu that means nothing.

Also what kind of idiot has their email and calendar only on mobile devices?
 
Norvic said:
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Uhm, a PSU = power supply unit. John, you cannot wipe the "PSU" on an iPhone. I believe you mean you need to do a DFU restore, you fucking moron.

Also, anybody with any sense knows you never do Day 0 iOS updates because the update servers are slammed and often timeout which is exactly what caused your phone to be "bricked". Finally, bricked refers to a device that is rendered completely inoperable and cannot be fixed. Like if you "install the wrong BIOS" to your motherboard.
 
Norvic said:
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Wu's having trouble keeping her lies straight again. I thought Natalie was the one who kept her calendar, and she never knows what she's supposed to be doing until the last moment.

Also, lets all point at laugh at the person who applied an operating system upgrade that bricked their devices twice. Fool me once, shame on you...
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That's that quality Apple shit for you.
Very pretty devices, and a tumor for an OS.
 
autism420 said:
Also what kind of idiot has their email and calendar only on mobile devices?
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No one. Not even Wu. There basically don't exist calendar apps that aren't backed by a caldav server somewhere now. Being the archetypal Apple sheep, Wu's almost certainly using iCal. You'd have to explicitly turn off cloud syncing for that not to be also available on the desktop. I also happen to know she's got her mail configured on the desktop too, the better to keep track of "Natalie's" inbox.
 
I still can't believe they released Revolution 60 and also what a colossal fuckup it was. Having a game-breaking bug at the last boss fight in your game and instead of addressing it, talk bad upon other game's performance issues? That is simply mad.
I felt like we had witnessed the end of Brianna's golden age as a lolcow when R60 was released. But the longer I am here, the less I see an end to any of this. It's kind of like how a person has a natural aptitude for math or the arts. Or how a girl is born with big tits. Brianna couldn't stop being ironically hilarious if she tried. She wont stop saying shit that is so dumb it makes us cringe just like a beautiful woman or a sunset makes you forget about time when you look at one.
Now with her new official career as a journalist she will presumably create more laughable content indefinitely. It's never going to end.
 
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OldDayz said:
Uhm, a PSU = power supply unit. John, you cannot wipe the "PSU" on an iPhone. I believe you mean you need to do a DFU restore, you fucking moron.

Also, anybody with any sense knows you never do Day 0 iOS updates because the update servers are slammed and often timeout which is exactly what caused your phone to be "bricked". Finally, bricked refers to a device that is rendered completely inoperable and cannot be fixed. Like if you "install the wrong BIOS" to your motherboard.
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Took me ten seconds of Googling and a look at Tom's Hardware to learn what PSU stood for because Wu confused me. Apple batteries haven't exploded for years, John.
 
David_cadbury said:
I still can't believe they released Revolution 60 and also what a colossal fuckup it was. Having a game-breaking bug at the last boss fight in your game and instead of addressing it, talk bad upon other game's performance issues? That is simply mad.
I felt like we had witnessed the end of Brianna's golden age as a lolcow when R60 was released. But the longer I am here, the less I see an end to any of this. It's kind of like how a person has a natural aptitude for math or the arts. Or how a girl is born with big tits. Brianna couldn't stop being ironically hilarious if she tried. She wont stop saying shit that is so dumb it makes us cringe just like a beautiful woman or a sunset makes you forget about time when you look one.
Now with her new official career as a journalist she will presumably create more laughable content indefinitely. It's never going to end.
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I too was concerned about this issue before playing but then I started using EndCombat and by the end of the game I had completely forgotten about it.

It also makes the experience at least faster.
 
Norvic said:
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Wu's having trouble keeping her lies straight again. I thought Natalie was the one who kept her calendar, and she never knows what she's supposed to be doing until the last moment.

Also, lets all point at laugh at the person who applied an operating system upgrade that bricked their devices twice. Fool me once, shame on you...
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"PSU wipe"
 
Patrick Buttman said:
Once again, Wu shows how full of shit he is:

1) The amount of items you collect don't affect the ending AT ALL, aside from the percentage shown at the end. That happens in the later Metroid games. The only thing that determines which ending you get is how long it took to beat the game.

2) Samus does not get even close to naked in the end. If it takes more than 10 hours to beat the game, Samus stays in her suit. She takes off her helmet if the game is completed between 3-10 hours. Completing the game in under 3 hours has Samus taking off her suit to reveal a black one-piece bikini with a cut-out section in the stomach. It covers up more of her body than most actual bikinis.

John couldn't even be bothered to go on Gamefaqs to check if the shit he pulled out of his ass was close to believable.
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Opinion:
The point behind samus taking off her suit was that the whole game gives little indication that she's a woman at any other point. They didn't have a lot of options when it came to making interesting endings because of rom space so this was pretty clever. It's not even for no reason either, she probably would be wearing only enough under her suit to wick up sweat and she'd probably strip down to as little as possible at the end of each mission. It's practically identical to the end of Alien. Brianna is just mad that 12 year old john didn't find out he could have spent the whole game roleplaying sexy space chick until the very end of the game and it left him feeling robbed.

It's a little bit sexy-ish because it's japan and that's how they roll. Besides... r60. I mean come on.
 
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