Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I can't believe after all of these years of waiting and shitposting, that I have now finally played Revolution 60. It's somehow even worse than I imagined. Everything we said about it is true: the "improved" lighting is garish and unpleasant, the characters are unlikable across the board, the dialogue options are essentially just "be sassy" vs. "be sassy," and combat is a pointless grind.

EDIT: Some skeptics said that Wu's lolcow milk would dry up if Rev60 was ever released. But no, John can't stand staying out of the spotlight. The smart thing to do would be, now that the game has been put out into the wild, to go dark and pretend this never happened. But he has doubled down and is now talking about a sequel. With what team, John?

Get comfy, lads--it's going to be a long wait. Revolution 62 is going to be Wu's Sonichu 11.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Wu shares her favorite Voyager episodes.

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I only watched the show causally, can anyone explain what happens in these episodes?
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All three are terrible episodes (even by Voyager standards) that can be skipped since the events that happen are rendered moot by the end. Year of Hell and Timeless are both time travel stories that focus on timelines that are erased at the end of the episodes. Course Oblivion is a sequel to an earlier episode that features a doppelgänger crew and ship made from space goo. Because they went too far from their planet, the space goo are dying and are trying to find Voyager before they all die. In the end they dissolve into space goo just before finding the real Voyager, which avoids the space goo as though it were a space puddle.
 
Cynical said:
This is just me being whimsical, I seriously doubt any of us have the dedicated :autism: to do this, but what would happen if we took R60, fixed it to be actually playable, removed all the exceptional bullshit, optimized the shit out of it, added in all sorts of graphics of our own, then released the finished, optimized R60: Deagle Edition for free?

Anyone think it would be worth it just to watch John chimp?
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All you'd have to do is add a bulge on all of the female characters and skull masks on the villains. That's enough effort for this kind of a game.
 
DerSandstrom said:
All you'd have to do is add a bulge on all of the female characters and skull masks on the villains. That's enough effort for this kind of a game.
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I would much rather just see texture swaps and all sorts of John Flynt references throughout. Like the edit that @Mr. Duck performed. Subtle things that won't be immediately obvious to those that torrent it. If I knew that was possible so quickly, i'd have waited on my torrent until the main splash had been changed to THAT before releasing it. A good way to track the spread.
 
Cynical said:
This is just me being whimsical, I seriously doubt any of us have the dedicated :autism: to do this, but what would happen if we took R60, fixed it to be actually playable, removed all the exceptional bullshit, optimized the shit out of it, added in all sorts of graphics of our own, then released the finished, optimized R60: Deagle Edition for free?

Anyone think it would be worth it just to watch John chimp?
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Putting more time and effort into fixing this game than John ever put into making and promoting it makes you the loser, not him.
 
Accel_Rider said:
I just love that tweet that someone made about the sarcastic option. Even the so-called "Professional" reply has you making wisecracks. Mass Effect this is not.
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Even plagiarizing Mass Effect would have been an improvement.
I'm pretty sure nobody in the Wu-Trans Clan are actually playing video games.
 
Cynical said:
This is just me being whimsical, I seriously doubt any of us have the dedicated :autism: to do this, but what would happen if we took R60, fixed it to be actually playable, removed all the exceptional bullshit, optimized the shit out of it, added in all sorts of graphics of our own, then released the finished, optimized R60: Deagle Edition for free?

Anyone think it would be worth it just to watch John chimp?
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I'm down to clown if you need a texture artist and possibly a writer. (because I sure as fuck know that this game does)

Absolutego said:
Putting more time and effort into fixing this game than John ever put into making and promoting it makes you the loser, not him.
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Nah, we could do in a few days what that retard did over the past 20 months.

Besides, wouldn't it be grand to take his EULA and shove it right up his man-made urethra?
 
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Cynical said:
This is just me being whimsical, I seriously doubt any of us have the dedicated :autism: to do this, but what would happen if we took R60, fixed it to be actually playable, removed all the exceptional bullshit, optimized the shit out of it, added in all sorts of graphics of our own, then released the finished, optimized R60: Deagle Edition for free?

Anyone think it would be worth it just to watch John chimp?
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We could just make a better game. The best revenge isn't taking their work and fixing it, but just being better to begin with.
 
Jake's Piercing said:
Nah, we could do in a few days what that exceptional individual did over the past 20 months.

Besides, wouldn't it be grand to take his EULA and shove it right up his man-made urethra?
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The joke here (that I thought was obvious) is that us putting in a couple days' collective work is more time than John put into the game by a hundredfold at least. Do you for a second believe he actually worked on this game full-time (or even part-time) for the past couple of years?

Honestly, the digging through the code that's been done over the past two days is already more collective time than he realistically put into this project over the past six months.
 
Absolutego said:
The joke here (that I thought was obvious) is that us putting in a couple days' collective work is more time than John put into the game by a hundredfold at least. Do you for a second believe he actually worked on this game full-time (or even part-time) for the past couple of years?

Honestly, the digging through the code that's been done over the past two days is already more collective time than he realistically put into this project over the past six months.
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I know John has no fucking clue how code works, or music, or graphics.

These past 20 month he did jackshit and it's also evident that Amanda was capable of doing something, it just wasn't getting a decently optimized game out of the door.

I just like to see Wu have an absolute sperg-meltdown if we take this steaming pile of shit, make it bearable, get it greenlit on steam and publish it under a fair-use banner (we won't be using any assets), selling it for $0.99 and donating all earnings to the Mississippi chapter of AdoptUSKids.

On Jaimas' account, of course.
 
I think it would be hella amusing to make a "Repainted" mod for Rev 60. If whomever orchestrates it decompiles the game's assets and then sends out packs of a dozen or so textures to Kiwis we'd end up with something that features a ton of community/cow references that would probably be hilarious to play. I don't know how easy it would be to set something like that up, or if Rev 60's textures are even stored in an easily accessible manner though. :(

(Also that "Player 2 Press Start" song is such saccharine-sweet garbage.)
 
Cynical said:
This is just me being whimsical, I seriously doubt any of us have the dedicated :autism: to do this, but what would happen if we took R60, fixed it to be actually playable, removed all the exceptional bullshit, optimized the shit out of it, added in all sorts of graphics of our own, then released the finished, optimized R60: Deagle Edition for free?

Anyone think it would be worth it just to watch John chimp?
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I don't think he'd chimp. He seems to have stopped caring about the game a long time ago. Didn't bother to really promote it outside of a few tweets. Heck, couldn't be bothered to login to the "studio's" Twitter account to announce it's released.
 
Absolutego said:
Putting more time and effort into fixing this game than John ever put into making and promoting it makes you the loser, not him.
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Does it? Enough people here seem interested in fucking about with the game that simply out of a love of coding, that a massively better game could be produced simply by making Minuete's writing less shit. Sure, the VA work would need to be scrapped but that works in favor of trying to market the improved game by removing shit that could be hit with legal fees.

AngeloTheWizard said:
We could just make a better game. The best revenge isn't taking their work and fixing it, but just being better to begin with.
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While simultaneously rubbing it in how one person over the course of a year or two couldn't do the work of people who did it during their free time.

Jake's Piercing said:
So you're saying, a game where you're fighting against the Godzilla of wymin in tech?
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A game where you play Minuette fighting against the Godzilla of Wymin in tech. Brianna just HATES making Minnie look heroic in the same context.

Kosher Dill said:
If we're making a game, I'd rather do "John Walker Flynt's Adult Chronicles".
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Honestly what's the difference?

Super Collie said:
I think it would be hella amusing to make a "Repainted" mod for Rev 60. If whomever orchestrates it decompiles the game's assets and then sends out packs of a dozen or so textures to Kiwis we'd end up with something that features a ton of community/cow references that would probably be hilarious to play. I don't know how easy it would be to set something like that up, or if Rev 60's textures are even stored in an easily accessible manner though. :(

(Also that "Player 2 Press Start" song is such saccharine-sweet garbage.)
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We already have one guy fucking around with the textures, and we know Maya was involved in the model rendering. Through SFM the models could be ripped from the game and then ported to any 3D modeling program for improvements and male enhancement surgery.

Richard Stabone said:
I don't think he'd chimp. He seems to have stopped caring about the game a long time ago. Didn't bother to really promote it outside of a few tweets. Heck, couldn't be bothered to login to the "studio's" Twitter account to announce it's released.
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Oh, that's why it needs to be messing with the characters. There is a Simonla situation to be had given how close to the heart these sluts are to Wu's heart that in almost twenty years they have not changed name or appearance.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Work a very stressful job to make lots of money. Invest $500,000 in your tranny husband's video game. Work on his video game at night. Fall asleep because you're exhausted working tow jobs. Get cucked in public by the tranny

The Frank Wu Story
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