Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I only played it for a while. Is there any adult content I should know about before letting my 11 year old grandchild play it? He loves old, clunky, retro style games and knows nothing of Wu so I want to see if someone "innocent" playing it will like it.
No, there is no adult content. Just the horribly misshapen characters. And I hope that you torrented it, not bought it.
 
I only played it for a while. Is there any adult content I should know about before letting my 11 year old grandchild play it? He loves old, clunky, retro style games and knows nothing of Wu so I want to see if someone "innocent" playing it will like it.

There's a lot of girldick sucking, and the sequence with the chainsaws was totally gratuitous.

Also, letting your 11 year old grandchild play it is tantamount to child abuse, you monster.
 
I only played it for a while. Is there any adult content I should know about before letting my 11 year old grandchild play it? He loves old, clunky, retro style games and knows nothing of Wu so I want to see if someone "innocent" playing it will like it.
DONT.
 
I apologise for interrupting your standard programming with the below transmission fellow Kiwi's. It is not meant for your consumption. Perhaps I can help to outline the target market with this simple song:

For your eyes only, only for Wu.
You'll see what Holiday can see, and now she's breaking free.
For your eyes only, only for Wu.
The love I know you need in Crash, the fantasy you've got a gash.
Only for Wu, only for Wu.

Brianna,

I know you're reading this thread. Of course you are, someone as self-obsessed as you being aware of a site like this? You probably spend as much time rationalising the eviscerating character assassinations from here as you do on twitter.

In any case, I want to tell you something that I am confident everyone here would agree is good, solid advice. I somewhat doubt you will have the mental fortitude to follow up on it but I feel it's my duty to tell you. Whether you action said instruction is obviously entirely of your own choice. Yet again however, perhaps I am premature in saying (and I hope I am, I do want you to get better), you are probably going to be your own worst enemy and ignore the contents of this message.

By means of an analogy, I was a balding teenager at school. I dreaded class. My thinning hair was something that I was very self conscious about. Sometimes I would receive ridicule from my peers, but mostly I knew they were laughing behind my back. When I left school, the summer holiday prior to university was awash with thoughts and concerns of university, and how my baldness would be received by a much larger and far more imposing student body.

During that summer, I realised something very important. All of my concerns about ridicule and what people thought were entirely self-generated. Anyone that looked at me and thought 'baldy idiot' would almost immediately dive back into their own ocean of doubt, insecurity, concern and anxiety. Simply put, I was worried about something that simply didn't matter. I promptly shaved the rest of my hair off and didn't look back.

The reason for this long winded story, John, is that you too try to unsuccessfully hide an inconvenient truth. I realise now that the primary reason you act like you do, which is to say are needlessly abrasive, hyperbolic, disingenuous and staggeringly, staggeringly fragile to any criticism, is because you are trying to cover up and make up for the fact you used to be a man. I too had a similar psychological reaction to going bald. I was a massive edgelord (not in a Butts way) I lied about my sex life to impress people. I presented a persona that was Duke Nukem, despite the obvious reality of being a 150lbs schoolboy.

Your case is somewhat worse, although I am glad Kiwifarms or the internet as it is today did not exist when I was a teenager. You spend enormous amounts of time advertising to the world on Twitter that you have a paper-thin understanding of pretty much anything. Most true and honest engineers and scientists, even experts, will fall over themselves to say that they're not completely up to speed in a particular field before commenting, even if the number of people in the whole world that would know more than them could be counted on the fingers of a hand.

However, Brianna 'Dunning Kruger' Flynt has to know everything about anything. Any attempt to correct or critique your vacuous commentary is met with enormous hostility. I know toddlers with more cognitive fortitude. Not to powerlevel but there was a recent Twitter conversation about Graphene for energy storage applications, a nanomaterial I have a lot of experience with. Not only were you talking out of your arse about it (with typical brazen arrogance), but I know for a fact if anyone more qualified (i.e. anyone) had corrected you, the default mansplaining defence would have been invoked.

Mansplaining, John. What a stultifying lack of self-reflection you demonstrate when deploying that particular defence. You have after all several trillion cells with XY chromos telling you to fuck right off. Stop with this stupid game (not talking about R60 here). Everyone with functioning eyes and neurons can see what you are. I implore you to be honest with yourself and others. You are trans. That's ok. People might not like it but then again, do you think it's realistic to expect everyone to like something? People that don't like you are not worth knowing from your perspective.

Look at people like Blair White. She's "trans" and a fucking cool person. Why? Because she acts like a human being, not some deranged try hard imbecile. They say the truth will set you free. You must realise the reason absolutely no-one wants anything to do with you commercially, personally or politically is because of how phenomenally acerbic you are. I bet if you realised this and stopped trying to one-up everyone with layer upon layer of transparent ego-masturbatory bullshit and actually focussed on being a genuine person rather than some flavour of the month culture leech, that people would actually make an effort to know you better and not run away.
 
I only played it for a while. Is there any adult content I should know about before letting my 11 year old grandchild play it? He loves old, clunky, retro style games and knows nothing of Wu so I want to see if someone "innocent" playing it will like it.
Somebody call Child Protective Services.
 
Well folks, here it is. While Shazam may not be perfect, it was able to pick up enough of the tracks to leave me quite confident that they are all royalty free as far as I am concerned.
The problem with some of them is that I swear he just threw them into fruity loops and either changed the instruments, slowed the tracks down, sped some up, or just utterly shit upon them, so I couldn't get a positive ID.

But what we do have...

Track Listing ------------- Artist
  • FeelingOver ------------- Astrofly - I Wraith
  • Battle01 ----------------- Shockwave Sound - The Hunt Is On
  • Battle02 ----------------- N/A
  • Battle03 ----------------- Sean Feucht - Glory(Instrumental)
  • Boomer ------------------ Martin Tobias Lithner - 144000
  • Colossus2 ---------------- Panorama Channel - Kinly Estellar
  • ColossusEnd ------------- Sunlight Project - Reflections
  • Credits ------------------- Player 2 Press Start
  • Crisis09 ------------------ N/A
  • DarkCity ----------------- Dynamedion GbR - Action Beds 09 Mos Dark City
  • DarkIntruder ------------- Module - Ships In The Night
  • Deception ---------------- Jason Livesay - Deception
  • Echoes ------------------- Ntt - Raybow
  • EndlessCombat ----------- Shockwave Sound - Endless Combat
  • Enterprise --------------- Jon Adamich - Enterprise
  • FearTheLight ------------- Shockwave Sound - Fear Of The Light
  • HostileTerritory ---------- N/A
  • Impact ------------------- Jason Livesay - mpact
  • InPursuit ---------------- N/A
  • JudgesDeliberate -------- N/A
  • LastStand ---------------- N/A
  • MaliceRising ------------- N/A
  • ManVMachine ----------- N/A
  • Paranoia ----------------- N/A
  • PerishTogether ----------- Shockwave Sound - Perish Together
  • RunAndShoot ------------ Oniris - Terra Nova
  • SecondWaves ------------ Shockwave Sound - The Second Wave
  • ShapeOfDeath ---------- Gruselkabinett - Verluste ****
  • StormBrews ------------- N/A
  • Tension ------------------ N/A
  • Urban Darkness ---------- N/A
  • ViralSystem -------------- N/A
  • Revive -------------------- N/A
****Note: It was at that point that I realized that name had come up a number of times for some of the N/A, but it was giving strange track listings that I could not confirm.

EDIT: Doing Formatting
Fucking hell. :story:

 
I only played it for a while. Is there any adult content I should know about before letting my 11 year old grandchild play it? He loves old, clunky, retro style games and knows nothing of Wu so I want to see if someone "innocent" playing it will like it.
He'll grow up to write one of those child abuse miserylit memoirs.
 
Why does John constantly emasculate Frank?

Does John think this is how a feminist should act? Does he think intentionally humiliating your husband publically is good for their relationship?

It's odd, even if it's a 'joke'. Frank seemingly works hard and has enabled John's shitty behaviors and lifestyle.
 
Why does John constantly emasculate Frank?

Does John think this is how a feminist should act? Does he think intentionally humiliating your husband publically is good for their relationship?

It's odd, even if it's a 'joke'. Frank seemingly works hard and has enabled John's shitty behaviors and lifestyle.
She thinks it makes them look like a cute, young, quirky couple like Jake and Alison Rapp. She however seems to forget that her and Frank are both gross-looking middle aged men.
 
I only played it for a while. Is there any adult content I should know about before letting my 11 year old grandchild play it? He loves old, clunky, retro style games and knows nothing of Wu so I want to see if someone "innocent" playing it will like it.
Are you sure you can live with the guilt of turning him into the next Jack Thompson?
 
Wu shares her favorite Voyager episodes.

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I only watched the show causally, can anyone explain what happens in these episodes?
 
Why does John constantly emasculate Frank?

Does John think this is how a feminist should act? Does he think intentionally humiliating your husband publically is good for their relationship?

It's odd, even if it's a 'joke'. Frank seemingly works hard and has enabled John's shitty behaviors and lifestyle.
If Frank had any self respect he wouldn't have ended up married to John in the first place.
 
I was looking forward to Steamspy data showing just how poorly R60 had sold, but it seems like other games released on the same day now have ownership data while R60 still has nothing other than the price and peak players.

It seems like R60 has sold so poorly that Steamspy has failed to sample a single user who has bought it. Maybe even less than 100 copies sold in total?
 
It seems like R60 has sold so poorly that Steamspy has failed to sample a single user who has bought it. Maybe even less than 100 copies sold in total?

John knew it was going to flop horribly, hence the procrastination. He could still pretend he was relevant before it turned out to be an utter failure.
 
The only hope now is it gaining a cult following for being so terrible.

Eh, it's not even bad enough to be the new Bad Rats. Even at $0.99, I bet people wouldn't send to each other as a joke. It's too boring even to be amusingly bad.
 
I've been screwing around with some textures...
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Who wants a Deagle Nation mod?
the absolute mad man put tattoos on the motorbike! wroom wroom.

also the handle bars are connected to the wrong part of the bike. gggguaranteed decapitation in case of an accident. very futuristic.
 
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This is just me being whimsical, I seriously doubt any of us have the dedicated :autism: to do this, but what would happen if we took R60, fixed it to be actually playable, removed all the retarded bullshit, optimized the shit out of it, added in all sorts of graphics of our own, then released the finished, optimized R60: Deagle Edition for free?

Anyone think it would be worth it just to watch John chimp?
 
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