Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Mr. Duck said:
I've been screwing around with some textures...
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Who wants a Deagle Nation mod?
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Turn the shitty motorcycle into a battle Prius
 
After seeing the stupidity of Wu wanting to do a sequel to his trash fire, I'm convinced so long as he has one asspatter telling him his ideas are good he'll be obliging enough to provide us more lols.
 
I'm thinking here.

Well. A while back I found I owned an old Atari ST disk called "Piss Flaps" by a "Subhumans in Turkey." Here's a download of said disk if you really must sample it.

http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=22522

Basically, it's a wanking simulator. You fire it up, a voice sample goes, "Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!" and it shows a grainy, pixellated animated GIF from an early 90s porno and you have to waggle the joystick left to right as quickly as possible and the faster you do it the more you score.

How much am I bet that I can teach myself to program, produce a remake of said game, put it up for sale, and get more sales out of it than Rev60?
 
pandawan said:
So does anybody have information about the steam trading cards? The Special Edition DLC should have them.
I was just wondering , since the game is so obscure, the trading cards could actually be worth something.
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You can usually look up anything relating to Steam cards, emotes, and badges with Steam Card Exchange. However, it appears that Revolution 60 doesn't even show up in their database. Not even under the "Missing Content" page. There's probably nothing there at all which is why SCE has no record.

As for achievements, which someone else had mentioned, the DLC doesn't have the little icon for "Steam Achievements" under its features. It's unlikely that the game will ever have them because Brianna won't be able to figure out how to add the triggers. (Even if you do not have a game's DLC, any achievements associated with the DLC will still appear as "Locked" in your account and in your library.)
 
Count groudon said:
"No, THIS is what you're supposed to think about my characters."

And regardless of whether Minuete "takes it more seriously," she's kind of an asshole (and not in the charming way) so people are naturally going to dislike her. And the other one, I think her name is Amanda, seems to be much more moral and cautious which means that most players would probably follow her path because the alternative is working for someone who's utterly unlikable and uncooperative. That's the thing Wu and many other devs need to learn about games, if you're going to put in a good and evil karma system in the game, you have to make it so that the decisions are actually difficult. Like how in Fallout 3 you have the option to destroy an entire town and everyone in it to make a large sum of cash, or you can save the town and earn yourself a home with access to supplies. There's a great reward for each choice, you just have to weigh on which one you want more and which one has consequences you can live with. For Wu and many others there's absolutely zero reason to follow either path because either way the same shit happens, there's just slight variations in the story and the gameplay that don't really affect anything in the grand scheme of things, the other branch to the storyline is more or less just there so the dev can fellate themselves about having choices in their games.
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To use the Megaton Bomb example, I think you forgot to mention something crucial - you detonate the bomb, the game saddles you with a negative karma penalty that every other possible source of good karma in the game and DLCs can not reverse. Basically, blowing the bomb turns the moral spectrum from white and black to medium gray and black.

THAT is an example of a damning choice for an RPG and of course was rightfully lauded (except in Japan, where for obvious reasons every last trace of the 'nuke a town' option quest was removed).

Wu, though - based on known Mass Effect achievements (don't recall them, but the mother of all 'you are a fucking douche' achievements where you betray the shit out of a popular character prominently stands out in Wu's collection) is very much demonstrating the idea behind the illusion of choice. The one bit where being neutral leads to an early game over aside, every indication is that Wu clearly had only one route in mind - Professional - and could not divorce their treatment of Minuete as 'bad' since with SOCCON and Elect. Eve, she is the bad guy (the old art even says 'bond villain' to remove any theoretical subtlety). Waaaaaaay back when, Wu even said their prefered ending was putting the screws to Minnie even though as we know, picking sides is ultimately pointless no matter what beyond somehow not doing it from the start and letting everybody die (which is the best ending of course). Then cyborg chick either dies or...sacrifices herself and dies anyway, simultaneously rendering the entire point of the character pointless since the game invents the conditions for her to die if she doesn't die by player decision.

But what does that make the picking sides factor if the ending is just multiple ways to lead to the exact same outcome? Simple. Drama. Crimson 09 exists to be the baddie who dies, but Minnie is without question the real villain in Wu's eyes and survives simply to be a catty bitch in the future. I don't think Wu could kill off Minnie for real.

Cynical said:
After seeing the stupidity of Wu wanting to do a sequel to his trash fire, I'm convinced so long as he has one asspatter telling him his ideas are good he'll be obliging enough to provide us more lols.
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I can think of at least two, so it will never end!

Ginger Piglet said:
I'm thinking here.

Well. A while back I found I owned an old Atari ST disk called "Piss Flaps" by a "Subhumans in Turkey." Here's a download of said disk if you really must sample it.

http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=22522

Basically, it's a wanking simulator. You fire it up, a voice sample goes, "Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!" and it shows a grainy, pixellated animated GIF from an early 90s porno and you have to waggle the joystick left to right as quickly as possible and the faster you do it the more you score.

How much am I bet that I can teach myself to program, produce a remake of said game, put it up for sale, and get more sales out of it than Rev60?
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Bat Rats is a truly terrible game and it sold better than R60.

In fact, R60's shittastic sales even though from the beginning of GG simply underscores what became evident in the anti-GG crowd so early on: they don't actually fucking like video games. Like, they can't even get shills to pay ten fucking dollars to artificially inflate the numbers of what had been touted as a huge pro-feminist game two years back. Also that R60 is selling worse than fucking DQ.
 
i knew that Brianna Wu was going to be a failure re:Revolution 60 but a game killing bug that prevents anyone from completing the game at the Final Boss that she wasn't even aware of is a level I didn't expect to be honest
 
Kiras left nipple said:
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bri bris got a phantom boner for someone...
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What a drama whore. It's a couple of minor fucking charges, not the trial of the century. It's the kind of stuff which rarely even rates a mention in local newspapers because any local court hears tens of similar cases every week (and any large court hears hundreds).
 
Since @Jaimas asked for it a few pages ago, here's all the music from the game, in .ogg format:
https://www.mediafire.com/?kboctu3e01hgcf5

The process of extracting the music was an absoulte pain in the ass, but in the process i've realized that the game has a fuckton of data redundancy, there are a lot of files repeated through all the game's levels, and all of the sounds and music are distributed across all the levels, instead of, you know, having a dedicated file with all of the sounds and music inside of it, like every competently made game ever made, the whole thing shouldn't be 3GB in size, i can say in all honesty that it should weight a third of it AT WORST, and that's me being generous.

Later on i'll write a tweak guide for those who want better performance/disable the post-processing crap.
 
Mr. Duck said:
Since @Jaimas asked for it a few pages ago, here's all the music from the game, in .ogg format:
https://www.mediafire.com/?kboctu3e01hgcf5

The process of extracting the music was an absoulte pain in the ass, but in the process i've realized that the game has a fuckton of data redundancy, there are a lot of files repeated through all the game's levels, and all of the sounds and music are distributed across all the levels, instead of, you know, having a dedicated file with all of the sounds and music inside of it, like every competently made game ever made, the whole thing shouldn't be 3GB in size, i can say in all honesty that it should weight a third of it AT WORST, and that's me being generous.

Later on i'll write a tweak guide for those who want better performance/disable the post-processing crap.
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Might be fun to run all of these files through shazaam - that other bit of public domain music that she used and claimed she composed was recognized by it.
 
What an appropriate response.

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EDIT: This was also from three days ago. Today the person said they checked out of the hospital, so I don't know why Wu is suddenly responding to this now.
 
Work a very stressful job to make lots of money. Invest $500,000 in your tranny husband's video game. Work on his video game at night. Fall asleep because you're exhausted working tow jobs. Get cucked in public by the tranny

The Frank Wu Story
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Is this racist? It seems racist.

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Also, want to read the most self-aware thing Wu has ever said?

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Frank not only gives him all of his money for toys and pet projects, but he works a second job editing and making his game and shipping it and handling the steam keys and John mocks him for not having his 'can do' attitude?

What an asshole
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Work a very stressful job to make lots of money. Invest $500,000 in your tranny husband's video game. Work on his video game at night. Fall asleep because you're exhausted working tow jobs. Get cucked in public by the tranny

The Frank Wu Story
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Frank must be really tired. He isn't screaming.
 
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