Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Question about this bug: Does the game abort your action when you try to complete that QTE with the keyboard? Like it just gives up because you're using the "wrong" input? Or is it a bug in the timing for completing the QTE? It seems that all QTEs have a certain amount of time to complete the action, and maybe this is a bug where the timer was set to be hilariously quick (i.e. 2 seconds instead of 20?)

Looking back at the comparison gifs here, it appears to be a timing issue inherent to the keyboard input sequence alone - the QTE sequences are similar but NOT identical, as the keyboard sequence starts with word typing, whereas the mouse just has one additional slider instead.

But when it gets to that first circle, the 'timer' display which I believe is that red 'pulse' is giving the player less than a second to complete it - less time than possible to even complete it between holding the spacebar down and letting the circle go around because by the time the program recognizes input, the QTE has already triggered a fail state flag and resets. The speed of the pulse also is easily twice as fast as the same circles in the mouse sequence.

However, that is only half the issue when the sequences are compared. In addition to twice the speed in the pulse, it looks like the keyboard sequence puts the start flag for the QTE timers BEFORE the instructions to actually fade-in the graphics AND to receive input. As I would expect this to be a blocked out repeating loop in sequence, each fail-reset cycle merely generates the circle running the clock before it should each time. Compared to how the mouse sequence circles fully fade into view slightly slower than the keyboard sequence circles, and BEFORE starting a much slower timer. In the time it takes for one failed mouse circle QTE to even START fading out, the keyboard circle QTE has already fully reset two times.
 
Heh, when talking about a sequel to Abortion 60 Wu says "I'd love to do a part 2", not "WE'D love to...".

It seems that keeping up the charade isn't worth it no more.

Edit: Nevermind, suddenly it's WE again.

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Besides the obvious answer regarding ethics in journalism, I still don't know how a professional game reviewer would ever give this game a "Game of the Year" award. @Jaimas said it best in his review on Steam, this game HAD the potential to be something good, but it was so horribly misguided and mismanaged, it turned out to be what we're laughing about now.

If a pro game reviewer honestly believes that the story, music, voice acting outweigh the incredibly boring combat system, pointless walking, and annoying QTEs which make this a "game", then so be it.

It could be a certain type of game of the year
 
REVOLUTION 62 LADS! LOL!

The "script" is "already written"!

(it's never going to happen)

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"Dudes" love fast combat.

Freakin' Dudebros. Expecting things to happen in a game.

Why can't they be like John here, and appreciate the subtle nuances of CHESS-BORED.

Quick, type the words!

M--I--C--R--O--C--E--P--H--A--L--I--C
T--R--O--O--N
 
This is the whole "Renegade Shep is actually the True and Honest Hero and Paragon Shep is an evil asshole" shit all over again, isn't it?

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This is really fucking meta right now. Reads like self-commentary.

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Let's face it: all her characters are self-inserts in one form or another. Even the "house boy" from Election Eve that got mentioned once was based off of Wu being a sorority's "house boy" back when she was still John Flynt.
 
REVOLUTION 62 LADS! LOL!

The "script" is "already written"!

(it's never going to happen)

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How can you have a "rush down" character when the combat takes place on a shitty dodgeball court grid system? And why would you decide to give this fast adrenaline playstyle to the character that's based on your chubby, middle-aged, cuck husband?

Though credit where credit is due, the whole use portals to trick enemies to hit eachother sounds interesting, and I'm sure if it were in the hands of someone actually competent it'd make for a very fun and tricky playstyle. But knowing Wu, I'm sure if she ever attempted it, it would make the character fall through the world and cause the game to crash or something like that.
 
Let's face it: all her characters are self-inserts in one form or another. Even the "house boy" from Election Eve that got mentioned once was based off of Wu being a sorority's "house boy" back when she was still John Flynt.
Those last few tweets are just so incredibly on the nose that I am seriously asking myself if this is Wu poking fun at us/at her past/trying to be clever.

Poe's law sure is a bitch.
 
What if it really is commentary on her own life? What if her whole reason for trannification was that she got so sick of being a complete loser that she somehow convinced herself that she could only succeed if she became a woman.... then the idea kinda worked.

That's a visual novel I'd buy.
 
So does anybody have information about the steam trading cards? The Special Edition DLC should have them.
I was just wondering , since the game is so obscure, the trading cards could actually be worth something.
 
So after alienating all of the previous staff and then spending two years tweaking lighting effects, Wu thinks they can just pop out another game?

How?
 
So does anybody have information about the steam trading cards? The Special Edition DLC should have them.
I was just wondering , since the game is so obscure, the trading cards could actually be worth something.
Problem is, there's not nearly enough sales to populate cards to actually make a full set more than likely. So you'd have to wait and pray that the Gaben smiles upon you and blesses you with a booster pack.

EDIT: And, the store page doesn't even list steam achievements or trading cards, so I don't think they're even active yet.
 
So does anybody have information about the steam trading cards? The Special Edition DLC should have them.
I was just wondering , since the game is so obscure, the trading cards could actually be worth something.
I doubt they'd sell particularly well. Obscure and unpopular games are unlikely to have cards that are considered valuable. The steam community appears to only pay more than a dozen cents for trading cards that have things of value on them, like catgirls. No, I'm not kidding.
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And a couple months ago, it was worth 40+ cents...
 
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