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Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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I'm sure I looked this up before, but I had to check again anyway. There's no such thing as "tearing your vocal chords [sic]." If that happened, you'd have far worse issues to deal with than just talking funny, you'd probably have your whole trachea messed up. The most common vocal cord injuries are laryngitis, nodules or polyps growing on the cords, or vocal cord paralysis. Laryngitis doesn't usually involve surgery, but the others can.
With regards to John's claims of "speaking too much" being the cause, I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one. For starters, the last time he ran for office was over two years ago, and as we've already thoroughly documented, both scampaigns were notoriously light on public events, despite John's claims of working eighteen-hour days seven days a week. He also said he was making calls constantly, but again, major doubts. If there's one thing John is, it's lazy as fuck. And if he were still having issues with speaking over two years later, then he'd be better served finding a better doctor.
As for "lasering the hole shut," while there are hospitals that use lasers to cut out nodes and polyps on vocal cords (pictures of the treatment in the link, just FYI if you're a little squeamish about seeing inside someone's trachea), they're not sealing any holes with lasers, unless you count the hole that's created when the mass is cut off. Which is just a stupid way of phrasing this, but that's typical for John.
Since we're already pretty sure he's undergone some Adam's apple shaving, maybe multiple times, it's entirely possible he sustained some form of nerve damage that caused vocal cord paralysis that he's needed to get treatment for. But I don't see anything to do with lasers as any of the surgical remedies for the condition. So maybe he just decided to lie about that because he thought it sounded cool. Or maybe he did get a polyp or something and had it removed, though why he'd still be having issues with it so long after casts doubt.
I'm gonna say the most likely kernel of truth in this stupidity is that John is doing speech therapy in yet another vain attempt to get people to think he's a true and honest woman, and the "tore my vocal chords [sic]" lie is just a cover story. That is, if he's not just lying about everything to get on the good side of this troon (if it's not a troon, it's an unfortunate looking woman, I'll say that much).
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Assuming he's not just lying for attention (not a safe bet considering John is a pathological lying liar who lies), he probably is just suffering aftereffects from whatever the quack troon doctor did to "feminize" his Kermit the frog voice.
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"I literally direct a PAC"
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Only a boomer takes a picture of his TV, John.
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Any moron with a couple hundred bucks to spare to do the paperwork and pay the filing fees can "direct a PAC." I could "direct a PAC" tomorrow if I felt like it.
We've seen the paperwork this dude has his husband fill out for the "PAC" he "directs" and it's a fucking joke.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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This dude has his literal lawyer, yet non-attorney husband please and thank you
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Why would it be a "weird" speedrun? Aren't most games designed for the normal experience rather than catering to speedrunning? Isn't that sorta the whole point?
Why would you have to be "obsessed with the game to understand" that Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario Advance are different? You literally do not kill enemies by jumping on their heads, how could a sidescrolling Mario platforming game be more obviously different from the others? Super Mario Advance literally starts changing the sizes of enemies on the first level, item locations are changed, there's far more hearts, the character select screen rotates the highlighted character to the front, etc. All of this is immediately noticeable.
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At some point it seems like he started doing the Elisabeth Holmes voice at least for his campaign videos. I can't stand hearing him talk so I don't where he's at now.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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ask and you shall receive later today my friend
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at least it's scheduled, but it looks pretty echo chambery so he'll probably show.
(Oh shit, that's where I heard of Desntiy, didn't he host the roundtable with rekeita and Buck Angel et al that Bri bri bailed on like 20 mins before the show?)
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If a girl is competing in sports at a good enough school, they already have to take pee tests. Some of these tests are supervised. It’s absurd that zero trannies have participated in sports (or had sisters that did) because this is already a thing.
They also keep implying that we can’t tell between a teen boy and a teen girl, which is also absurd.
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I thought I would have to say "I wish..." before the finger of the cursed monkey paw registers it. Fucking spooktober rules...ask and you shall receive later today my friend
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Fair enough John but the thing is that your election was a scam and even now you are misusing donations to buy pinball machines and video games.
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As I recall, literally every candidate that RebellionPAC produced ads for or donated money to lost their primaries. Not even elections, just the primaries. John can't even help his candidates of choice over the first hurdle.
But sure, tell me again about your incredible skills, John.
Going back to the speedrunning autism, it looks like John is attempting to weasel his way to a world record through introducing new categories in a relatively unplayed game, hence all the tweets about Super Mario Advance lately. Despite the fact that you can literally get in the top 30 by posting a run of any length (there are only 25 any% runs in the list), John wants there to be leaderboards for only using a single character like there are for Super Mario Bros. 2:
Top 30 overall for no effort beyond beating the game isn't good enough for John, he has to be the very best (in a category nobody runs (in a game nobody plays)). Truly a role model that girls in tech everywhere can look up to!
And in case you're curious, RE3make and SMB2 remain the only games he's posted speedruns for.
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Yeah I can see how being a selfish prick can be a pretty cool lifestyle choice. It helps to not have a womb too.
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Very lolbert of John.
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When's the last time he's posted about an adventure or vacation with Frank?
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Soyfaces out for big pharma!
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She went to Disney last year in between admonishing people for not wearing masks and gathering in large groups.
Before Covid I remember she went to Disney and played Final Fantasy cards with Frank in the park.