Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
die Manchin just fucking DIE!!!!! No hell is hot enough for politicians who vote in line with the needs and desires of the constituents they represent!

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AKSHULLY John, Manchin got his Maserati from a police auction for $500. I heard he learned how to adjust its timing belt with a stick and a flashlight when he was a poor black boy growing up in the backwaters of W. Virginia, and he digs all his replacement break pads out of the Pick-n-Pull lot. It's a working man's car!
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Well it's not a solution per se but one thing he could do is verbally and emotionally abuse you like he did to his ex-wife.

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He says it like he only took a couple but I'm imagining a situation more like he's holding the entire thing well above Frank's head and yelling at him to "JUMP HIGHER!"

Oh, and then John eats them all.
 
You've cracked the code John, all you need to do at a car dealership is pull down your pants to reveal a massive erection and all the MEN there give you honest, fair, and transparent deals. Shoot a little cum into their face and they even give you a discount.

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Peace and Harmony said:
You've cracked the code John, all you need to do at a car dealership is pull down your pants to reveal a massive erection and all the MEN there give you honest, fair, and transparent deals. Shoot a little cum into their face and they even give you a discount.

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No wonder Joh is upset! He's can't take part in that super secret car deal ceremony anymore. Even worse, he can't even use Frank as a proxy because his teeny Asian pecker gets mistaken for a clit.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
You've cracked the code John, all you need to do at a car dealership is pull down your pants to reveal a massive erection and all the MEN there give you honest, fair, and transparent deals. Shoot a little cum into their face and they even give you a discount.

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Well, John, when you pull into the dealership and your car is literally™ on fire, pretty much everyone, not just the salesmen, will will talk to you like you're stupid.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
"And you are sure you disengaged the handbrake?"
"The smoke didn't alarm you?"
I can see why he hates dealerships after the yellow Porsche road trip.
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STOP MANSPLAINING PORSCHES TO ME YOU SHITLORD! I AM THE GODZILLA OF PORSCHES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
To put it bluntly: anyone who doesn't give John Flynt money is a fascist, and also dirty chinks need to know their fucking place.

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Yes John, all the workers died. The vaccine that you and Frank made in your basement sucks ass.

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Today I discovered new ways of vomiting.


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Peace and Harmony said:
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Yes, Supermodel John Flynt, famous for the stringy, greasy mane that borders the bare skin of his male pattern baldness, is giving real women advice on how to groom their hair. I especially like his implication that every women in tech lacks the 'skill" to operate a blow dryer or a paddle brush.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Yes, Supermodel John Flynt, famous for the stringy, greasy mane that borders the bare skin of his male pattern baldness, is giving real women advice on how to groom their hair. I especially like his implication that every women in tech lacks the 'skill" to operate a blow dryer or a paddle brush.
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Sorry boys, he's TAKEN ... by that swarthy, screaming chink over there. Better luck next time.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Here comes a new challenger: "victim of child abuse" John Walker Flynt joins the fray. Still smarting from his parents not buying him a supercomputer while being a poor black girl in Miss'ippi.

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What trauma was Harry experiencing in book 1? He had a small crummy bedroom under the stairs, had to do a lot of chores, and didn't get stacks of birthday presents like 90% of children in history and the world. His aunt and uncle weren't beating him, they were just shitty in that they practiced favoritism.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Here comes a new challenger: "victim of child abuse" John Walker Flynt joins the fray. Still smarting from his parents not buying him a supercomputer while being a poor black girl in Miss'ippi.

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Huh, if John thought the abuse was a joke in the first book, I feel like that says more about him then it does Rowling. I don't think it was ever played up for laughs, in the first book especially it seemed like it was meant to play up the vast differences between the worlds. As a normal kid, he's a nobody, but there's this second, quite literally magical world, where he's a famous chosen one who (most) people recognize on sight. And in the next book, once he has friends and stuff, they literally break him out of the house specifically because they realize his summer living conditions suck. IIRC, in the first book Hagrid or someone also warn his family to be better to him and that's why he gets a normal bedroom and stuff in the later books. Also, it was a book for kiddies, I think it was trying to be pretty tame with the crappy home life, making it clear to little kids that he isn't happy without having to like, dive too heavily into deeper issues a kid isn't going to grasp/want to read about.

If you want to go a little further with it, I don't know if this was intentional or not, but it also shows a difference between Harry/Voldermort. They both had pretty crappy childhoods because they didn't have parents. But Harry didn't use that as an excuse to become evil.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
To put it bluntly: anyone who doesn't give John Flynt money is a fascist, and also dirty chinks need to know their fucking place.

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Okay, will definitely be checking back in to see if you work on anything except "unit[ing] us against fascism" for now on. Since I know Brianna Wu would never work on "the wrong thing" ever. Certainly wouldn't spend all his time screeching in tweets about Joe Manchin (or Elon Musk, or video games, or Star Wars starring Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and some Asian chick, or...), nope.

Peace and Harmony said:
Yes John, all the workers died. The vaccine that you and Frank made in your basement sucks ass.

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I love how all these Blue Checks, MovieBob made almost the same exact tweet a little while ago, think that a mere million people (that were disproportionately older) somehow constituted the entire base of service workers in the country.
 
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I love how all these Blue Checks, MovieBob made almost the same exact tweet a little while ago, think that a mere million people (that were disproportionately older) somehow constituted the entire base of service workers in the country.
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I genuinely can't tell if they're just lying to keep the fearmongering up (or, alternately, to protect the feeble invalid who's supposed to be running the country from an imminent electoral wipeout), or if they're really that delusional.
 
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