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John is such a cocktease. First, with that "tech article" that will never come, and now with a YouTube channel (that will also never come) where he can show off what a Godzilla Of Car Repair he is.
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John is such a cocktease. First, with that "tech article" that will never come, and now with a YouTube channel (that will also never come) where he can show off what a Godzilla Of Car Repair he is.
John is such a cocktease. First, with that "tech article" that will never come, and now with a YouTube channel (that will also never come) where he can show off what a Godzilla Of Car Repair he is.
He's probably heard the name and tuned out thinking it was a country singer.How the fuck did he make it this far without even hearing of patty hearst?
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That's an Esprit not an Elise John,
I'd give John some slack b/c he dosn't know about cars, but it's right on the press license plate in the photo
he's thinking ELise b/c that's the platform the Tesla roadster was based on , but I don't think he wants to reference that
BTW John, it's not from smart phones, it's from aviation...you know "flying glass" - surely with your military family and shuttle commander experience you knew that
I get the feeling that John did this on purpose to troll-bait people into correcting him, so he can once again cry about muh soggy knees and MANSPLAINING!
Have we ever seen him drive stick? I missed it if we did. I'm still convinced he can't. Just like I don't think he can ride that bike. People I know into cars and bikes do things with their cars and bikes besides install apple shit in them. John doesn't go to track days, he doesn't go to meetups, he doesn't go to group rides. Him and Frank don't do a weekend at an Airbnb in the Adirondacks or White Mountains for scenic drives. John doesn't do any of that.I don't think for all his braggadocio, John has ever tracked a bike or car.
I'm really diggin bri bri's takes
I love the examples of "dated styling" and he puts up pictures of classic rolling works of art collectors, designers and art students would drool over
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*cough* 914 *cough*
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Only Automotive Historian John would cite as an example of post-Depression design a 1925 (pre-Depression) Rolls-Royce Phantom 1 with a 1935 (mid-Depression) body. He cements his reputation as a post-Depression design expert by comparing the vehicle to the Chrysler Building, which was designed in the mid-1920s. Finally, the Jonckheere Coupe's body was a one-off, not an example of any design trends at the time.
Economist John also makes an appearance, revealing that he doesn't understand that "the economic boom following the Great Depression" was known as World War II, a period not noted for the production of futurist, civilian vehicles.
How one person can can be so blindingly ignorant of everything he writes about is profoundly mystifying.
johnnie Johnnie, cars have always been a tech product..that's why it's called automotive engineering - it deals with automotive technology
Sorry but the job is already filled
and it's just terrible that there aren't women in automotive journalism ... Sharon Silke Carty doesn't exist, she was never editor-in-chief of car&driver
He thinks there might be a market for "women doing car content" but it just needs the "right cohost" for John. Nowhere in talking about this YouTube show he's going to launch "for one of the networks" does he say anything about what would be different about this content other than a "woman" will be one of the hosts. He's really just saying he thinks people will like to see cars and women, which I think is what got all the grid girls fired for being objectified by men.
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Don't think he could pull off that thumbnail. Nor do I want him to try.
I can't decide who is the biggest fucking lying lolcow on the Farms; John, or Royal Black: ugly fat white trash that LARPs as a pretty DesiRican with a make-up empire, a chain of hotels, pursing a double major in psychology and law, a ballerina, a PI (for Aaron Carter, no less!), a journalist, a car mechanic, and the mother of twin babies that never make a sound (despite having her prior kids taken by the state for letting her ex-husband molest them), yet always has the time to post for hours on Twitter and make multi-hour "podcasts" on YouTubeTech column, Gamergate TV show, car YouTube series, tech podcast, the one SuperPAC holding back Trump 2024, being married to the person creating the vaccines we need to breathe another day, Mass Effect trilogy player, Peloton high score pursuer, Final Fantasy whiner, pinball machine restorer and investor, etc. I really start to get overwhelmed at how pathetic my life is in comparison. I do nothing for the world while John gives so much despite being handicapped as a woman.![]()
They should be put in the same room together so we can observe a Singularity of lies and delusion take shape.
Funny how you mention that. Royal Black has recently decided that she is a Holocaust historian and can speak fluent German despite barely being coherent in English. Her attempts at German are laughable and obviously done via Google translate, according to the Kiwis who know German.that'd be awesome
"oh, so you were the senior engineer at Porsche? well, I was a nazi youth who helped Ferdinand Porsche put some jews in an oven..so there"