Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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If only the @FBI had listened then Gamergate wouldn't have been able to create J*hnny D*pp and block us from playing the Patty Hearst video game we all deserve.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Where are the tech articles, John?

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Aside from all the other erroneous bullshit, Wizard of Wall Street John believers that when a company has layoffs that the stock price always goes down. This is, of course, retarded. If the company is shedding excess capacity or restructuring, the stock price often rises. If the company is in dire straits and is firing people just to stay in the black, the stock price will usually fall. (I once worked for a company that was headed for bankruptcy; its stock usually saw a small upward bump after the quarterly layoff numbers were announced.)
 
Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
Exercise Physiologist WU has concocted a brilliant training plan

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let's just put aside that it's fake to begin with
let's also put aside he isn't even defining the workout (HITTs? baseline miles? ) and just treating his training as one big glom on a karenbike in karenclass
He's built a what-not-to-do planless plan with no periodization that leads to overtraining and the inability to put in higher intensities to produce hypertrophy-inducing stress

basically he's la-la-la riding (you've probably seen it, karens putting in their time with a mochachino and the view playing....or the ones that drop the saddle to the basement and think a sky high cadence with almost no resistance will keep them in the "fat burning zone" and keep them from "getting big legs" or something or other)

Please tell me John puts his hair up in a high pony
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screw you dude. John is a gaymer gurl - every thing he does is radically extreme to da max
80 pound extreme weight fluctuations!
downing the extreme size of Extreme Blast Nacho Dew for the extreme energy to put 110% into extremely mediocre speed runs on extremely old games using extremely unpopular characters

On the extreme scale

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John is all out...

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Aside from all the other erroneous bullshit, Wizard of Wall Street John believers that when a company has layoffs that the stock price always goes down. This is, of course, retarded. If the company is shedding excess capacity or restructuring, the stock price often rises. If the company is in dire straits and is firing people just to stay in the black, the stock price will usually fall. (I once worked for a company that was headed for bankruptcy; its stock usually saw a small upward bump after the quarterly layoff numbers were announced.)
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If Elon Musk is smart enough to avoid layoffs by getting people to quit (rather than be fired) because remote work is ending then that's the kind of dude you probably want to buy stock in. John thinks it's more proof that Tesla is a giant fraud that doesn't produce cars or anything else but that he also thinks will still settle in at a stock price leaving it as one of the richest car companies on the planet.
 
John wants Elon Musk's gigantic Cock-Asian African cock up his stump so bad.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
She's bisexual! Stop mansplaining her queerness!
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The bank manager beams. “That all seems in order, Mr and Mrs Wu. Clearly you are a respectable married couple, a man and a woman - if I might say so, an extraordinarily beautiful woman, yes indeed. Just sign here and -“ He pauses. “I’m sorry, I forgot to ask. You’re not… you’re going to think me silly for even asking… you’re not bisexual, are you?”
 
Cyber Bowling said:
Despite "having better CGI" I can't think of anything iconic about T3's scenes or any memorable lines.
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The T-X making her tits bigger.
CervixHammer said:
how is this motherfucker still pulling out random backstory events like is this all on your character sheet?
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I can name most of them. The kids I stopped playing with after moving, the names of every teacher, hell, I can even tell you lay outs of house I don't remember going in. And I have almost 0 memories from my childhood.
King Dead said:
Off the top of my head, I can think of dozens of adults I knew when I was a kid, in all of those examples listed and more. None of these have "highly traumatic events" tied to them, and yet I can picture and name them easily. Either John has a memory like a sieve, or he's pulling shit out of his ass again to justify his moronic point.

Someone asked him to elaborate, and he did:
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So, assuming he didn't make this up, his evil mega chud Hitler dad saved his leg and maybe his life, and in gratitude, John badmouths him constantly to this day. I get the Hippocratic Oath and all, especially in regards to family, but I know I'd be having second thoughts about it after seeing what John grew up to become.

He's only mentioned this story once before, in a reply to a now-deleted tweet:
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He probably has fonder memories of that movie than his parents.
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John was what, 13-14 when this happened? He was born in 77 and Die Hard 2 came out in 1990. If this happened, it didn't, but he doesn't remember the adults, then he is just a retard.
Ghostse said:
Its a huge plot hole. I have a terrible memory, and have forgotten about family friends and distant cousins... but you see them again, even after 10 or more years, and the neurons instantly fire back up.
This a gaping plot hole, never intended to exist, and forced in for memberberries.

For a socialist, he sure does willingingly and without prompting deepthroat corpo cock.
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I think it's more like crossed lines in the brain. Thinking leg injury, medical procedure, and the story is just invented. The older one has almost 0 context except "YAY MOVIE TIME!" His new story adds the leg surgery, like the surgery he had from running for 26 hours a day.
Peace and Harmony said:
While it's doubtful that John ever had a stump through his leg, there is definitely a stump up his ass at the moment.

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I really love this defense. He is genuinely a retard, gets called out for it, then defends with the "Sexist mansplainning."

What I wouldn't give to have someone ask if you can mansplain to a man.
Peace and Harmony said:
You fucking rapists need to learn to read AUTHORITATIVE sources, like billionaire hedge fund manager John Walker Flynt.

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Gamestops stock is doing fantastic. Just a year or 2 ago it was at $10, it's at $134 right now. Yeah, it got up to around $375, but is holding well now. I don't even do stock shit and know he's a retard.
Peace and Harmony said:
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Ban gays from restaurants and grocery stores? Based.
OttoWest said:
>40-something pop culture obsessed man
>Doesn’t know who Patty Hearst is
:stress:

And yes John I’m sure Patty would love a video game depicting her being locked in a closet and raped by Cinque DeFreeze. You should get right on it.
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Would make a good horror game.
 
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