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They previously had clearly matted fur for months at a time. That doesn't just go away.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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At first, I had doubts that John had taught Frank about manual transmissions. But when Frank looks at the tachometer and says "two and a half RPMs," I knew that he could have learned something so stupidly and hilariously wrong from no one except John Walker Flynt.
It's 1° Fahrenheit outside. I think we all know where the body of the third dog is.
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If twitter is the real word game, then fediverse is hard mode.
Completely off topic, but I was cruising fedi and saw a dude with Mystery Nigger as a name, and I haven't seen him since. Where did this mysterious nigger go?
Oh, final season is out? Rad, gonna have to watch it.Better than a Marvel film, are you serious John, that is amazing!!!!
Only 15 miles? Surely that's just a warm up for marathon runner John.
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Congrats Frank. Youre driving skills are now on par with me at 14 years old.
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Crypto bro John is back. Bet you poorfags feel fucking stupid that you did not get into this bleeding edge technology at the time, unlike genius tech investor John Walker Flynt.
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Well OF COURSE Frank had a difficult time learning how to operate a stick.Oh my god. I think you're both abusive homosexuals.
His chink wiener is too tiny to handle and you chopped off yours over 10 years ago, John.
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"Over 1000%" on a $30 investment is more than $300.
Not to be disdained, but surely not "New used car" either.
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John is going to buy a used RC car
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So how long before he forgets he "cashed out" and we hear this whole "Years ago I bought $30 of BTC..." story again.
Not too mention John's galaxy brain investment strategy of "selling" when its down 40% from a relatively recent peak.
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i saw it so now you have to
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Absolutely gorgeous John, next time also show your tits on camera and the donations will come flooding in.
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John looks like the latest skin suit by Buffalo Bill just waiting to finish shrink-drying so he can wear it.
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"I think I look pretty damn good to be in my 40s."
I think the filters are doing pretty good, considering he actually looks like back-of-the-fridge lunchmeat.
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"Look pretty damn good* for 40s."
Joan Rivers looked "pretty damn good" "to be in her 80s."
I wonder what their secret is.
*obviously beauty is in the eye of the wendigo
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those lips look new
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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Actually, John, you look pretty damned out of focus in that image. You've applied so many filters that it's made your glasses barely translucent. But that hair weave (or whatever it is) is a slight improvement.
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Those Potbelly disbursements certainly speak for themselves.
I wonder if there's any event or holiday going on today that a progressive PAC might think is worth mentioning.
I wonder if there's any event or holiday going on today that a progressive PAC might think is worth mentioning.
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This pic really reminds me of the one John was using back when he first came to notoriety and he was still enough of an unknown to fool people into thinking he was a woman:
The headtilt to hide the jawline, blocky glasses as a distraction, the overexposure, the grainy quality: it's like I stepped back in time seven years. At least now I understand why he remains so camera-shy, this picture probably took him hours figuring out a pose that didn't immediately look like his skin was falling off, and then he spent more time throwing filters at it to try and mitigate what the ring lights couldn't cover up.
By the way, he's still using this picture on his long-forgotten Patreon, including as the header, so you get to see John's soulless eyes staring at you as soon as you head to the page. Years later, he still has 61 people giving him $254 a month, despite not
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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By zooming in on John's latest attempt to master Photoshop:
Something very funky is going on with that patch of gray pubic hair covering what used to be a bald area.
And that mouth and jawline are probably considered quite feminine in several species of lipless lizards.
Something very funky is going on with that patch of gray pubic hair covering what used to be a bald area.
And that mouth and jawline are probably considered quite feminine in several species of lipless lizards.
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He bought the face-filter hardware-thing, I don't know if it's Facetune or something else.
In the IP2 Thot thread there's a chick that openly switches around the settings to show what she prefers specifically her chin to look like.
Here's a gif of her cycling through it live on stream. Biggest chin(barely shown in the gif) is what she looks like, smallest chin is what she uses.
edit: link to post with the actual clip https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ip2-thots.109417/post-10875324
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