Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Piggle Rick said:
Come on now, he doesn’t have to make sense, he has a “girl brain” now. Skirt go spiny and all that.
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Telling the truth and keeping track of my lies is hard! Let's so shopping (and let a screaming
chink faggot foot the bill)
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TEE HEE!
 
King Dead said:
I find John's disdain for his actual family pretty disgusting, not only because of the many, many things they did for him to try and help him out before he cut them out of his life, but also because of how he paints such a vile picture of people who adopt children. Most couples who adopt do so because they want to give a child a family, and they love that child as much as their own. Going by John's stories, though, anyone who adopts is actually looking for a child to abuse and neglect in favor of their biological children.
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It is very common for people attracted to leftist fringe politics to hate everyone they actually know, and idolize people they never have to live around. It is a similar impulse to deep-blue towns trying to solve foreign wars and global warming while they can't fix pot holes or deal with crime. it points to the fact that these people hate themselves on a fundamental level, and they hate their families because they share similarities. They all wish they were someone else, in john's case he wishes he was a jewish woman. I don't know if actual jews find this creepy or flattering.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
The funniest thing about the adoption saga or any of his other stories is that only a few months ago, he openly admitted to lying for over a decade about being a troon. Why should anyone believe any of your stories, bearing that in mind?
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Now, he is Canadian. Which conflcts with the 18 year old Navy vet story.

Which also conflicts with the DNA test story.

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Not Dr. Evil said:
Now, he is Canadian. Which conflcts with the 18 year old Navy vet story.

Which also conflicts with the DNA test story.

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Not impossible, but incredibly unlikely. A dual citizen can join the U.S. military, but it can raise issues with security clearances and such, so it's generally not advised. And a child born to a Canadian citizen on U.S. soil can be eligible to apply for dual citizenship through their parentage. But the odds of this happening would be ridiculously slim; how long would John's (fake) birth father have been in the country to get dual citizenship, join the Navy, and knock up his (fake) mother at age 18? All signs point to John once again claiming utter bullshit, especially given his usual "I won't tell you anything because I care about their safety" line. Funny how he doesn't care about his allegedly adopted family's safety, considering how he has named all of his actual siblings and parents multiple times. Guess the Palestinian terror threat isn't that serious after all!

Y'know, when I said that John's family was in Canada and you wouldn't know them, I was joking. I'm sure it didn't happen, but it would be hilarious if John came across my shitpost and thought, "hm, what an excellent cover story!"
 
King Dead said:
Not impossible, but incredibly unlikely. A dual citizen can join the U.S. military, but it can raise issues with security clearances and such, so it's generally not advised.
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Dual? Non-citizens can join the US military. (Again, fucks with your clearance. You will be a toilet scrubbing grunt).

It is a not overly common used tack for a path to citizenship. You sign up for the US military, do a 6-year stint, and you have now met residency requirements to apply for citizenship and it looks really good on the application.

(I have mixed feelings; on one hand, I feel if you sign up to serve he US military and are in long enough you should be given a direct path to citizenship. On the other hand I don't want people signing up just for citizenship.)

It wasn't our cycle, but apparently a couple cycles before mine there were 2-3 Senegalese enlistees and the DS mentioned them; our SDS said he had a bunch of Samoans when he was in boot.
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
This did not happen.

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Wow, John now has a dad and four (4!) sisters who totally all accept him unconditionally and they're definitely real and exist but he'll never give you any proof because those damn sandniggers will kill them if he does! Things are really looking up for Johnny! Shame his definitely real and totally not fake mom died, but at least he has more tragedy to milk for sympathy points...I mean, uh, no, John would never do that! I'll bet he's already planning sleepovers with his new sisters (how lucky he has no brothers!) where they'll all dance to Madonna and Kylie Minogue at three in the morning!

Hey John, if you need to drop names of your obviously real, 100% not made up sisters, you can always do what you did before and recycle names from your previous failed endeavors. Let's see...how about Allison, Lani, Minuete, and for the fourth, depending on how far back you want to reach, how about Lauren Milovy or Natalie O'Brien? C'mon, show us how shameless you are with your lies...I mean the truth, naturally!
Not Dr. Evil said:
John already forgot he said his fake mom died of breast cancer.

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Can't even answer this very simple question.

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I was going to say that he must have been referring to writing to his actual mother (Laura), but I looked it up and realized this was in response to the "my real dad accepts me!!!" post, so he had to have been referring to the nonexistent one. John is already having trouble keeping his lies straight; I half expect him to start inventing or forgetting about more sisters soon enough.

That second screencap is even funnier. Isn't it a tell of a habitual liar that they exaggerate something fairly inconsequential in order to make their story seem more believable? In this case, despite previously saying that he was basically given up as a newborn, he instead throws out "very very very very young" as the answer, something that I don't think anyone would actually say if they were telling the truth.

Judging from the many, many asspats he's gotten on these posts (some of them bots, no doubt, but not like it matters), I'll bet his duper's delight is kicking in something fierce.
 
Stinkyboy said:
He thinks he'd be elligible for health care before the wait period for new immigrants. How cute.
Yet something else John is wrong about.
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Especially when the only thing he wants it for is to get his face carved up even more like a ham on Christmas on the government dime.
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
Of course his imaginary siblings were already huge John Walker Flynt fans.

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JFC, John isn’t even trying to sound plausible.

“MY FAMILY TURNED OUT TO BE BIG FANS OF ME FROM SHIT ONLY 12 PEOPLE SAW!”

I can’t wait for John to ramp it up and claim that one of his “sisters” is going to donate her uterus to John, so he and his chink faggot husband can finally have a child to neglect and milk for attention and free gibs
 
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