- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
John's insistence that GDQ is equivalent to the fucking Super Bowl is so far beyond stupid, I don't even have a word for it. GDQ is a charity stream where a bunch of autists do their thing for a few days while a mouthbreather reads donation messages on the mic. There's no season or brackets or anything, you just sign up and send a video, and if you're good enough, you get a spot.Oh I know, you could help pay for the weekly groceries maybe? Or for the Internet or utilities? Just kidding, spend it on fucking toys, John, you earned that shit.
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No thank you, I think I'm going to spend the evening swallowing as many paper clips as I can.
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John is still nowhere near fast enough to top the leaderboards in SMB2/SMA, and it's probably not that interesting a game to watch anyway. Admittedly, I don't know much about it, but it's my understanding there are maybe a couple of glitches to pull off, and otherwise it's just knowing where to warp and finishing as quickly as possible. Maybe he can pull the troon card to get in, or screech at them about how he's the Godzilla of Tech Feminism or something. Either way, it won't be due to merit, I'll say that much.