- Joined
- Jun 15, 2014
Immediate observations:
1. For six hours of cleaning, why is Netflix even on if it's been deliberately put to 'search' selection? If it had been running while cleaning, that's one thing, but it doesn't default to search like that if it was being used or had not just been turned on.
2. Why the fuck is the television mounted THAT high - seriously, you'd have to crane your neck up to look at it (and also squint) if you were sitting in those couches. Remote is also conspicuously upside down - yet Netflix is waiting for user input.
2.5 - unless that TV is mounted directly to the table because it's a plasma TV, specifically Samsung. My family has one that we'd forgotten was like that until we had to store it following a lightning strike blowing its circuitboard. Finding a replacement was a bitch because plasmas aren't really made anymore and it wasn't even the exact same board, but it is on old bed risers from my college days in the master bedroom. But the point of all this exposition is that I'm pretty sure that is an out-of-date plasma TV that looks hillariously shit in the mounting because it can't be removed from the giant black block under it. And if a part fails, well, I actually doubt a repair shop would be able to locate a suitable replacement part, meaning Wu would have to completely undo that horror show of wiring and bad ergonomics to put in a new TV.
3. That lamp in the back room is leaning horribly to the left yet isn't also against the wall. Either it's not screwed in all the way or it's fucking got something broken.
4. Also in the back room is what looks like a dehumidifyer connected to a hose running out the window just behind it. Something's not right if they have to have something like that installed.
5. This is an incredibly weird comment attached to the pic. If you're gonna talk about the couch, then why is the focal point...not the couch?
6. Those box speaker locations are terrible. Not centered around the television and at opposite ends of the room.
7. More than ever, the random-ass mix of furnishings looks more like the Wu's got home furniture tips from the Chandlers than anything that looks like they are aesthetically compatible.
8. Why is that far wall never decorated with more than the Crash shrine? So that way, the wall isn't going to draw Wu's attention to the dog they killed over a twitter slapfight more than 'necessary' I bet.
9. You really have to wonder what in fuck would make that couch turn almost completely black, only that couch black, and how clean Mr. Wu looks after six hours of cleaning black stain shit with nothing but a clean dustpan and a hardly used handbrush.